Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Saladin]

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Can't accuse a girl of mansplaining, so let's call it fansplaining

God, I hate it when people spew tech jargon to make their points seem smarter. The girl was talking about how the Switch has a decent library and John starts blabbering about different architectures. Autism at its finest.

 

[Mola Ram]

God, I hate it when people spew tech jargon to make their points seem smarter. The girl was talking about how the Switch has a decent library and John starts blabbering about different architectures. Autism at its finest.

He's just spouting gibberish to intimidate, since he can't hammer the MANSPLAINING button. It's no different from when Paulie Walnuts would babble about the rammastan or when someone claims the chemical name for Viagra is mycoxaflopin.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Nobody has a Wii U, nintendo is porting these old games to give the public a chance of finally playing them, nintendo did the same thing with the Wii with tons of ports from Game Cube games.

Well, I thing saying that is mansplaning.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

EVERYONE is an idiot except for me, John Flynt!

(Also SHOO SHOO turkroach)

EDIT:

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Oh what a sweet irony that the only real example of mansplaining on Brianna's twitter timeline comes from Wu herself.

Maybe he decided to go troon partly because he was sick of being accused of mansplaining by all his feminist colleagues.

 

[Anti Fanta]

EVERYONE is an idiot except for me, John Flynt!

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(Also SHOO SHOO turkroach)

It's sad that Brianna's insecurities and need to impress people as a 'software engineer' totally eclipse her desire to connect with those who she's expecting to vote for her.

One or two tweets saying you're going to improve cybersecurity are enough for the laymen and women who are going to be voting; there's absolutely no need to go on long tirades throwing about what essentially amounts to random words and numbers to most people. And realistically, how high up on the average voter's list of concerns is cybersecurity anyway?

Despite how switched on to the current political climate she thinks she is, she doesn't seem to have cottoned on to the fact that this is an age of populists, not technocrats.

 

[pandawan]

Time to invest in Potbelly shares

 

[Kosher Dill]

Maybe the stains on his dress are really spilled Soylent. That's it, right?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This hypothesized sociological phenomenon is MATHEMATICALLY OBJECTIVE

 

[proteus4994]

So it's a known fact that men and women store fat differently.

http://www.erchonia.com/news/in-news/how-men-and-women-store-fat-differently

Long story short, women tend to distribute fat evenly across their body. Men typically store it in the stomach area. This is why men are more likely to have "beer guts" even when they don't drink.

If there was ever a picture that reinforces the idea that Brianna used to be a man, it's that picture that accentuates her beer gut, because women typically do not get beer guts like that without fat accumulating on other parts of their body. Her arms are still relatively skinny, her boobs haven't gotten any bigger, but her gut is huge. That's how male bodies show fat, not female bodies. And the best part is that the fatter she gets, the more this will be brutally obvious.

 

[vertexwindi]

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Time to invest in Potbelly shares

"I eat far too much junk food"

No need to tell us, we figured it out already.

 

[Richard Stabone]

As your Congressman, John Flynt will make it so that the entire galaxy reorients itself such that District 8 is now on the Equator.

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This is a common narrative I see. Solar panels and electric cars will mean we aren't reliant on anyone anymore. Problem is that all these things John wants to expand require rare metals that come from a handful of places on the globe (mainly China). So you're giving up your reliance on Saudi Arabia for your reliance on China.

Don't get me wrong, some of this new tech is cool. But it's not giving us energy independence.

 

[Mola Ram]

If there was ever a picture that reinforces the idea that Brianna used to be a man, it's that picture that accentuates her beer gut

Really? I thought it was every picture of him ever taken.

Well maybe not the motorcycle one, at a glance. But all the others.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Soylent heart attack in mid-tweet

 

[Keystone]

EDIT:

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I wonder if the roach knows who "Brianna" really is. Also wonder if Johnny knows that trannies like him would get volunteered for the High Rise Swan Dive competition if they ever took over ()

 

[Richard Stabone]

My favorite part of this campaign is going to be seeing how much money was spent on fast food over things that actually help you win a congressional seat (mailings, advertisements, etc).

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Remember when Cracked was funny?
Me neither.

 

[Mola Ram]

Remember when Cracked was funny?
Me neither.

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Every time I think Cracked can't possibly sink any lower, they nudge the bar downward just a wee bit.

 

[proteus4994]

Remember when Cracked was funny?
Me neither.

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This tweet is a lot funnier if you imagine Brianna's being sarcastic.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Well until John came along, no one knew ghouls could even be sapient, let alone capable of sarcasm.