Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[verifried]

Ive started work on a new Wu club banger, totes EDM and shit

this is the drop i made quickly in ableton live

ill be working on the voice clips and effects, and ill probably dig out that old barbara striesand generator for the "JOHN FLYNT" drop...

ENJOY KIWISSS.. EDM N DAFT PUNK 4 LIEF

Direct Link: http://www24.zippyshare.com/d/IIA8d2KC/301483/John Flynt (Original Mix).mp3

 

[unfer]

Campaign slogans? How about Wu 2018: Unapologetically Black ?

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[SteelPlatedHeart]

"Wu Could Do Worse"

 

[captn_kettle]

"I am a white man named John Walker Flynt"

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I've got another one.

"Brianna's WuNiverse:
Black Poles, White Holes"

http://archive.li/gXowM

Edit: i also like
"Brianna Wu:
Whappity Pow!"

 

[Von Clausewitz]

"Brianna Wu: I put the WU in Screwup."

 

[Ravelord]

"Such a lust for Social Justice... Wuuuu"

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

"Wu else?"

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

Campaign slogans?

WuSA first - "Don't half ass things and go off half cocked. Pick an asshole with no cock."

 

[captn_kettle]

WuSA first - "Don't half ass things and go off half cocked. Pick an asshole with no cock."

"Pick a man with a fake snatch, for fuck sake john wheres the patch?"

 

[galact0r]

Wu tran man ain't nothin' to fuck wit'

 

[JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo]

sorry if this is late tag it as much as you want.

But how does the tranny squad resolve "never deadname" and background check on political candidates and such? has Wu or any wu-like ever addressed that?

 

[Henry Bemis]

sorry if this is late tag it as much as you want.

But how does the tranny squad resolve "never deadname" and background check on political candidates and such? has Wu or any wu-like ever addressed that?

Cognitive dissonance.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Does Government stick out too far?
When Wu's done with it, your state government will be smooth and hairless.

Wu 2018 - Mascara on Every Motorcycle

 

[Kosher Dill]

I can't wait for the first time an outsider starts looking into John's background, and mysteriously starts getting banned from Twitter, Wikipedia, and other places.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Is it possible this is all a ploy for harassment to boost John's Patreon?

 

[Henry Bemis]

My best effort:

"Two years ago, I had vocal cord surgery. Now, I'm ready to change Boston's tune, too!"

 

[King_Scrotus]

I just want to see her make a video advertisement. Have her grimacing face on tv explaining how she deserves to win because gamergate targeted her, to a group of people I'm sure barely know or care about it.

Shame that this is all just signalling, it would be a fun watch.

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

Now, I'm ready to change Boston's tune, too!"

Change "tune" to "troon" and you're all set.

 

[JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo]

I can't wait for the first time an outsider starts looking into John's background, and mysteriously starts getting banned from Twitter, Wikipedia, and other places.

Like someone vetting Wu for campaign finance or a party strategist!

maybe birthers can get all up in that! "Brianna Wu has no birth certificate".

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Remember when Nixon had a televised debate with Kennedy, and how the brooding, sweating Tricky Dick compared to the handsome, confident JFK on television? It shifted the election and public opinion in JFK's favor.

Basically, anyone who has a public debate with Wu is a shoo-in to win. Between her gangly Groot-like build, her propensity to scowl like a crazy cat lady, and her filthy outfits and greasy hair, the other debater is going to look like a supermodel by comparison. Then the minute Wu opens his mouth and unleashes that screechy she-man voice, any fence-sitters will immediately check the ballot for the other guy.

If Wu's interview on Pakman's show is any indication, he'll have a hugely entertaining meltdown the second Bri-bri is asked anything above a softball question. I can expect lots of "I AM AN EXPERT IN POLITICS!" "THAT IS SEXIST!" "I'M BEING HARASSED!" "YOU'RE WORKING FOR GAMERGATE, AREN'T YOU?" "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" and "QUIT MANSPLAINING!" being thrown around. I can't wait.