Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

"I'm an engineer"

 

[Ronald Crump]

"I'm an engineer"

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How about moving the god damned computer into your office?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"I'm an engineer"

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Please, God, someone tweet him to install the correct BIOS to enable remote access.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Fact: you are dumb as the balls you chopped off.

Once again we see Flynt/Wu the engineer making up obviously false bullshit to advance a pointless narrative.

Humans will begin to feel a burning sensation on their skin when the air temperature reaches 111 degrees Fahrenheit. First degree burns, which do not produce scars, begin to form at 118 degrees. Second-degree burns, which generally do not produce scarring, begin to form at 131 degrees. Pain receptors overload and report only numbness at 140 degrees.

The idea that Flynt/Wu didn't notice his skin being baked by a stream of 130-degree-plus air is a lie that only a moron who flunked out of journalism would dare to tell.

What a troon.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

EDIT: Being a colossal weeaboo, John is trying to do the open-mouthed anime girl grin. He seems to believe it makes him more "cute" and "feminine", something he still believes as Brianna Wu.

Yeah I get the feeling that the open mouth is the anime girl grin

and the snarl is supposed to be this

And just for fun

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[Sissy Galvez]

"I'm an engineer"

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I'm the Godzilla of tech feminism and I don't know shit about technology - John Flynt

 

[VortekPMD]

Hillary did nothing wroooooooooooooooong

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Brianna Wu is like the hook of Boy Meets Boy: Full of bullshit and kinda gay.

 

[AnOminous]

Having owned a older MacBook myself ... that doesn't seem that unlikely. Some of those really get that hot, which was the reason why the first thing I bought was fan pad.

It would take some serious drugs not to notice third degree burns happening. I wonder what he was on, if that's true. Which I doubt.

 

[Jack Awful]

This tweet reminded me of someone.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's like 9 feet tall, he can probably just reach over from the office to the living room with those gangly man-arms, without getting up.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Someone's gonna chimp out if he saw that tweet

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

He's like 9 feet tall, he can probably just reach over from the office to the living room with those gangly man-arms, without getting up.

How about wireless HDMI? Lord, that's one stupid motherfucker.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

"I'm an engineer"

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We can probably can expect a tweet that Wu has used her engineering skills to unplug all the wires, drag all the stuff one room over and plug it all back in.
Besides, what technology except "longer cables" do that trick, she'll need to move the sensors anyway.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I wonder if we have enough material to discuss Brianna's Asian fetish on the wiki because it's kind of weird and not really brought up a lot.

Frank has plenty of lolcow wiki mentioning, what are you talking about?

John will never get that rig done the way he's asking about unless a proper PSU wipe is performed on it first to get the wireless capability set up. I'm not an engineer and even I know that's step one.

 

[randomfarmer]

unless a proper PSU wipe is performed on it first to get the wireless capability set up.

If only a real engineer could step in and advise John that the PSU fluids need to be topped up.

 

[captn_kettle]

He's like 9 feet tall, he can probably just reach over from the office to the living room with those gangly man-arms, without getting up.

Move your fucking computer. Also, what cable are you running across the house?

 

[_blank_]

I'm waiting for the eventual Tweet to whatever VR headset company she is using for not catering to women and/or making a shoddy piece of equipment after she manages to fall over, yanking the tower off her desk, and smashing the headset against the floor.

 

[AnOminous]

Has John ever heard of fucking conduit? Behold the "engineer," ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Human Institute Director]

It's funny how John thinks that he's being cute and ironic.

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It was a DNS problem, meaning you could solve it in literally 5 minutes by switching to Google's DNS services, which my grandpa could do. Software Engineer, everyone.

 

[HexBawxUno]

He's like 9 feet tall, he can probably just reach over from the office to the living room with those gangly man-arms, without getting up.

Isn't his "office" and "living room" one and the same? Or was that DSP?