Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Shugo]

To be fair (tm), they're not saying she'll win with 84%, they're saying it's an 84% chance she'll win.

To be fair, the post was more describing huffington post than anyone they got their numbers from.

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This was their front page.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Well, I wasn't planning on voting Hillary anyway, but fuck you too.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Is that seriously what their site looks like? It resembles the Drudge Report circa 1998, when it broke the Monicagate scandal.

 

[A Random]

Why act like a dead 4chan will suddenly make /a/nonymous voters change their minds or something? They're not real people, John. Destroying their favorite forum or whatever won't kill them or change their minds.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It's ok John, there will always be kiwifarms.
Cockroaches always survive. Turn on a light and we'll just find another hiding spot.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

It's almost like you knew you were going to get shit for posting a fucking dumb article and now you're going to cry into your Sega Genesis like an autistic baby.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Wu ends the Bustle article with this,

Here's a link to 'one of 4chan's most infamous posts'

http://4archive.org/board/qa/thread/571885

Would I be cynical in suggesting the only person who would possibly describe a thread with 28 replies as 'infamous' would be the author of said article?

e: Tepid beat me to it [shakes fist]

Q: By using the word infamous to describe the post, what does Flynt/Wu accomplish?

A: He reveals that he doesn't know the meaning of the word infamous.

 

[Shugo]

Is that seriously what their site looks like?

Yes. There were a few other golden front pages after he won the nomination but I can't find them now.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

She's not wrong. 4chan was indeed the great white terror of the internet, creator of butthurt the world over.
Then 2006 ended and time passed, moot misplaced his fucking testicles, and most of us /b/tards ended up on sites just like this.
You can never truly kill us, Johnboy. We just move.
Honestly, this is like thinking social media is dead because MySpace fucked off.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Rumor has it that Notch is thinking about buying 4chan.

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN.

Wu finding out that 4chan is being bought by a straight white cis man that succeeded where he failed will have John eating his Genesis in a fit of rage.

 

[AnOminous]

It's almost like you knew you were going to get shit for posting a fucking dumb article and now you're going to cry into your Sega Genesis like an autistic baby.

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There is, of course, a /pol/ thread

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/91377939
(will edit to add archive/next thread as it's hit bump limit)

Nobody noticed it's John Walker Flynt. These cucks need to be red pilled about that.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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I know this game is on the expensive side as Genesis goes, but let's be real here. She's got unlimited amounts of her husband's money to spend, and she can't even be bothered to buy a copy of the game with an intact label? Weak.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

But wait if 4chan dies, then who will Wu claim is harassing him??

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

But wait if 4chan dies, then who will Wu claim is harassing him??

GamerGate, of course.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Nothing like a little cow-to-cow combat.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Secret message encoded below

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Phenylalanine
Leucine
Tyrosine
Asparagine
Threonine
Isoleucine
Serine
Alanine
Threonine
Arginine
Alanine
Asparagine
Asparagine
Tyrosine

 

[Elbe]

Phenylalanine
Leucine
Tyrosine
Asparagine
Threonine
Isoleucine
Serine
Alanine
Threonine
Arginine
Alanine
Asparagine
Asparagine
Tyrosine

Are these the houses of Westeros?

 

[NG 070]

Oh, Bri... 4chan lost a lot of the teeth it had even before GamerGate and even then, it's not even a thing on the site any more after they all fucked off to the 8chan/Reddit ghetto. Sure, /pol/ is (arguably) the new /b/, but in this day and age there's far worse places on the internet for women than 4chan, IMHO. (Like Tumblr, for instance)

 

[Peace and Harmony]

>hotwheels might be in the Philippines, therefore he is personally responsible for the way that Duterte acts