Yo, this is a story
All about how
My life got flip-trooned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right here
I'll tell you how I became the world's
Best Unreal Engineer
South Mississippian
Born and raised
In mom's basement
Is where I spent most of my days
Buildin' quantum PCs
And writin' comics so cool
Chasin' down racists
Outside of the school
I cussed out some classmates
Those sandniggers no good
Started gettin' reputation
'Round my neighborhood
People hated John Flynt
And they knew to beware
So I started wearing dresses
And I grew out my hair
I whistled for a fag
And when he came near
His name tag said 'Frank'
With a Hugo up his rear
He was screaming but insisting
That he wasn't scared
So I thought "Man, forget it.
Plug my derriere!"
We
Hired
Programmers off Craigslist, 'bout 7 or 8
And I screened them to be sure they weren't GamerGate
I looked at Holiday's head-balls
I was finally there
To sit on my throne
Queen of e-begging welfare