Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Mr. Duck]

Was this intentional?

 

[Ronald Crump]

P.S. my dog is sick, mmm yeah

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Thank god world class developer, Brianna Wu is on the case!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"Twitter users told BuzzFeed News" is how you preface the least important story of all time.

 

[_blank_]

IB ded doggo

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To be fair (mwehehehe), if I had to be in the same room with Wu, who is no doubt trying to tell the vet how to do their job, I'd be acting about the same.

"Twitter users told BuzzFeed News" is how you preface the least important story of all time.

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Olympics: "Hi Twitter? Yeah, this is the Olympics committee. We are a billion dollar operation and we need you to fix some shit else we're gonna do nasty things to your in-and-out holes"

Twitter: "Yes, sir! Whatevah you say, sir!"

Special Snowflake #349-1234-Delta: "BLOO BLOO!! Someone misgendered me! HARRASSMENT!!"

Twitter: "Okay! We'll bring this right over to our Harrassment claims department!" *chucks it over to some guy surrounded by 400,000 other harrasment claims, and is trying to slowly kill himself with a paint thinner smoothie.*

 

[AnOminous]

"Twitter users told BuzzFeed News" is how you preface the least important story of all time.

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"Thousands of crybabies cried about nothing."

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Part 5:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j76UpALwGQw

"She got rid of her motorbike at the beginning of the game! She jumped of and left it flat on the ground"
-"She got a new one from patreon, it's okay"

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Part 5:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j76UpALwGQw

 

[The Nameless One]

"THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST TWEETED TO ME" is like the lengthier version of <3 <3 <3.

It's weird. Wu seems to selectively lash out like this is his first day using not only Twitter, but social media as a whole, and he doesn't realize that people have been giving their unsolicited opinions to strangers on the internet for decades. It's just part and parcel of using message boards and other social media. Like many SJWs, he thinks that a platform designed to allow people to broadcast public messages to the entire world is supposed to give you a strong measure of control over who can give you feedback, like it is your private Facebook profile.

So when someone gives a dissenting opinion that he can't logically rebut, he falls back on the indignant response: "Listen to me. Do you realize? Do you realize something? That you are mansplaining to a stranger on the Internet? Take your tweet off the Internet NOW NOW NOW NOW!"

 

[Francis York Morgan]

P.S. my dog is sick, mmm yeah

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Someone has clearly never heard the phrase "don't throw stones in glass houses".

Wu, I know you're trying to forget it but your game is out. We all know how shit you are at coding. Just stop.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

IB ded doggo

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Brianna Wu's dogs seem to have a shorter life-cycle than smart phones I own.

 

[Human Institute Director]

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Why is Val called Unknown everywhere anyway? Is it some MGS2 metabullshit Wu tried to pull?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why is Val called Unknown everywhere anyway? Is it some MGS2 metabullshit Wu tried to pull?

Every serious badass needs a codename, like how Logan is called "Wolverine". And since Val is based on Brianna's original self-insert, of course she's the badass par excellence. Thus: codename.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Ha ha, fuck people who become parents, am I right, John Flynt? Everyone knows that TRUE and HONEST CIS WOMAN John Flynt took the path of greater resistance and eschewed having children in order to advance his "career" in "technology".

 

[valis]

Why is Val called Unknown everywhere anyway? Is it some MGS2 metabullshit Wu tried to pull?

I honestly thought it was a bug at first, like sometimes when you log into WoW and everyone's named 'Unknown'. I'm still not entirely convinced it's not.

 

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Ha ha, fuck people who become parents, am I right, John Flynt? Everyone knows that TRUE and HONEST CIS WOMAN John Flynt took the path of greater resistance and eschewed having children in order to advance his "career" in "technology".

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1) Kids next door are screaming because they looked next door and saw a witch chugging down pre-chewed cud. and shoving small cute dogs into crates.

2) Name me something, institution or otherwise, that doesn't work for its own self-interest, Wu. This is about as profound as saying "People eat food because if they didn't then they wouldn't be people no mores."

 

[Norvic]

I like to think she's just one of those annoying people who keeps trying to make their self-bestowed nickname a thing.

"Val, we've got a mission!"
"Stop calling me that, my name's Unknown."

 

[Ruin]

Every serious badass needs a codename, like how Logan is called "Wolverine". And since Val is based on Brianna's original self-insert, of course she's the badass par excellence. Thus: codename.

I thought Holiday was the self insert.

 

[mrae]

IB ded doggo

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I've never heard of any vet office that's open on a Sunday, other than emergency clinics.

What is Wu doing to these dogs?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Ahh, feminist and social justice advocate John Flynt donates to a women's shelter and sets up a scholarship fund for low-income minority students.

Oh, nope, whoops, sorry, he just blew more of Frank's cash on vidya. My bad.

EDIT: Ha ha, Chris probably obtained more than half that shit when he won that sweepstakes as a kid

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I thought Holiday was the self insert.

All of them are, to a degree. Each one represents some aspect of her ideal woman.