Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Patrick Buttman]

This isn't Chris Chan 2.0, this is the new iWu

Complete with Penis Wipe!

 

[Coldgrip]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4SazsrFF3kc
ONEYNG HAS BEGUN HIS LETSPLAY SERIES OF REV60

GLORY BE TO HARAMBE

Every time I saw that "motorcycle" I kept hoping for a street race.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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And that rainstorm? Albert Einstein.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Oh god please don't make me imagine Wu's version of maps.

The only places it could successfully direct you to are the local gay bars and the nearest Madonna concert.

 

[tepid]

This isn't Chris Chan 2.0, this is the new iWu

The jFlynt was selling great, it had been with us for a good 28 years, the jFlynt dongle has served us well over those years but only Apple has the courage to move on, today we're announcing that we will be removing the dongle from the jFlynt and we're proud to announce the brand new iWu, with it's wrinkled ceramic white exterior and sporty red antenna strip we think this is our most autistic version of the jFlynt yet and we think you're gonna loathe it.... and it gets better every iWu will come complete with a wireless frkWu and let me tell you this is our loudest frkWu yet with Apples new Perma-scream Engine and we're pleased to say he's fully compatible with the iWu's proprietary Frightening Port.

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

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[Kosher Dill]

we're pleased to say he's fully compatible with the iWu's proprietary Frightening Port.

Early reviews are in, and apparently the Frightening Port fills up with crud and stops working if you don't plug in an accessory for at least an hour per day.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

I can imagine that commercial. A snarling lunatic in a filthy kitchen with garbage strewn everywhere and dust on every surface. Frank in the background going AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! AAAAAAAAAGH! over and over again. A caged dog whimpers in a pool of its own urine in a filthy crate. Great advertising.

"...if a lovecraftian ghoul and an Asian guy with lockjaw who neglect thier dogs can cook with Blue Apron so can you!

To nobody's surprise

Let me stare smugly into the distance for a few seconds, musing about the fact that I called it that she doesn't read books, but listens to them.

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I had.

 

[Count groudon]

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And that rainstorm? Albert Einstein.

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I think a xenomorph, a hagraven from Skyrim, and Peggy Hill would be more appropriate.

 

[Norvic]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Jill Stein struggling to make headway into capturing the all-important Rat King vote.

 

[Keystone]

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Of course he chose the chick from the remake, and not Noomi Rapace. Sorry, off topic.

 

[uberzilla]

It wasn't until I watched a couple of let's plays that I realized how Revolution 60 is barely a game at all. Apart from the yawn-inducing combat sequences, there's no failure conditions in the other parts. It's more akin to a DVD menu than a game. Someone let me know if I'm actually stealing someone else's

I wonder how Wu's ego is doing now that it's actually released. At the very least, they have to acknowledge that legions of Twitter sycophants didn't translate to a successful game.

Jill Stein struggling to make headway into capturing the all-important Rat King vote.

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Why aren't unisex bathrooms enough to cater to the 0.1-0.3% of citizens that this actually affects? People like Wu are all for safe spaces but want biological males to be able to walk into women's bathrooms.
The recent MtG debacle where the "transgender woman" had something between a 5 o'clock shadow and a beard shows that the Patrie-Archie comics aren't that far removed from reality.

 

[Norvic]

It wasn't until I watched a couple of let's plays that I realized how Revolution 60 is barely a game at all. Apart from the yawn-inducing combat sequences, there's no failure conditions in the other parts. It's more akin to a DVD menu than a game. Someone let me know if I'm actually stealing someone else's

If you fail enough of the QTEs you automatically get a shitty ending, but it's basically impossible unless you're really trying hard to fuck up. Even if you die in combat enough to run out of medkits (almost impossible even on the bullshit hardest difficulty) you just lose 5 proficiency points (basically nothing) and have to redo the fight from scratch.

It's not a game at all. It's a terrible animated movie with continue prompts.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

Why aren't unisex bathrooms enough to cater to the 0.1-0.3% of citizens that this actually affects? People like Wu are all for safe spaces but want biological males to be able to walk into women's bathrooms.
The recent MtG debacle where the "transgender woman" had something between a 5 o'clock shadow and a beard shows that the Patrie-Archie comics aren't that far removed from reality.

Not to be off topic but are you referring to Alesha? I think she did a vastly better job at passing than Wu ever will.

 

[Particle Bored]

I think a xenomorph, a hagraven from Skyrim, and Peggy Hill would be more appropriate.

frHank Hill says:

 

[Cubanodun]

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John is not agreeing with a fellow white woman, paint me surprise

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

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So I don't recognize the third one, but her first two choices are a violent amoral sociopath with some mad rapey overtones and an emotionally stunted hacker with a long history of sexual abuse and mental illness.
Goddamn, Wu may be almost self aware.

 

[Accel_Rider]

So I don't recognize the third one, but her first two choices are a violent amoral sociopath with some mad rapey overtones and an emotionally stunted hacker with a long history of sexual abuse and mental illness.
Goddamn, Wu may be almost self aware.

The third one is the female terminator from terminator 3, I think