Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[SteelPlatedHeart]

How utterly meaningless, I honestly can't tell if she's trying to sound smart and make pokemon sound deep or if she's being an intentional dumbass to try and bait some gamers to harass her.

She's probably also trying to support her"Pokemon is too hard for normies" bullshit since basically everyone called her out on it.

 

[Spellskite]

Too late.
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Why the fuck would she call the various pokemon 'types' when Type refers to things like Fire, Water, Grass in Pokemon?

I'm already sick of poke-expert Wu.

 

[defjam]

Don't do this, John. Please don't do this.

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this tweet reads like an excuse for the next rev60 delay

 

[Randy Lahey]

shit nobody cares about

fuck off with the sperging and laugh at the tranny

 

[Cubanodun]

THE SPECIAL EDITION IS STILL NOT UPLOADED

 

[The Colonel]

Hoo boy...Wu car shopping.

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You don't even have a driver's license. What does it matter?

 

[Eli Whitney]

I'm pretty sure our boy John just joined their affiliate program which anyone can join (https://igniteopmprograms.com/blue-apron-affiliate-program/). They set you up on a meal plan if you have enough impressions and shill enough. On a side note, I wonder if there is a way Kiwi Farms can somehow sign up an as an affiliate account which is tied to all the Wu related content content here and on the Lolcow Wiki. I bet on pure volume, it would get more free meals than John. Imagine that.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Too late.
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Did she forget to disparage her husband?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Too late.
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30,594,888,000 different permutations. And computers run programs of that size and complexity every single moment of every single day. If you're supposedly a woman in tech, John, you'd have stopped being surprised by just how much computers can do years ago.

 

[Optimus Prime]

fuck off with the sperging and laugh at the tranny

Well in that case, Wu's obsession with Pokemon only further confirms how much Wu is litterally just alternate reverse universe Chris with money and a spouse and their little lovechild franchise made into a video game at long last after a failed hand drawn comic.

Because they share a fixation on pokemon. I wonder if Wu poured money into Pokeymans Go like they pour money into all freemium games?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Well in that case, Wu's obsession with Pokemon only further confirms how much Wu is litterally just alternate reverse universe Chris with money and a spouse and their little lovechild franchise made into a video game at long last after a failed hand drawn comic.

Because they share a fixation on pokemon. I wonder if Wu poured money into Pokeymans Go like they pour money into all freemium games?

Pokemon Go doesn't offer any real "pay to win" options like her other freemium games of choice. Sure, you can pay for more resources but you still have to actually go out and play the game. If I had to guess, she probably hasn't dropped much money into it at all and has gotten bored with it since she can't drop a few hundred dollars to obtain a team of super strong, rare Pokemon that allow her to sweep the gyms of Boston.

It would also explain why she's suddenly talking about the main Pokemon games more. While those don't have pay to win options either, Pokemon generators are a thing and not that hard to use. Brianna's attempts at being a "cute, quirky gamer grrrrl" have implied that she's using these programs. Brianna's ego is so fragile that she has to cheat to play a video game for children.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Brianna's ego is so fragile that she has to cheat to play a video game for children.

*recalls how a certain video game character has to use an electromagnetic crossbow to cheat at ring toss*

OH MY GOD.

BRIANNA WU IS MIKE DAWSON

WU KILLED RITA.

ALL HAS BEEN REVEALED!

 

[Eli Whitney]

Well in that case, Wu's obsession with Pokemon only further confirms how much Wu is litterally just alternate reverse universe Chris with money and a spouse and their little lovechild franchise made into a video game at long last after a failed hand drawn comic.

Because they share a fixation on pokemon. I wonder if Wu poured money into Pokeymans Go like they pour money into all freemium games?

The comparison to Chris just made me think about this: how awesome would it be if Chris somehow did a video review of Revolution 60. It would be the ultimate cross over. I would actually be interested in his true and honest insights on the game. I'm sure he would be thrilled about the all female cast clad in fetish atire coupled with the simplistic and easy to follow story.

Of course, this will never happen for three reasons: 1) I don't want to pay Chris any money 2) he would need a machine with a high end GPU to even run the game, which he doesn't have 3) the game is most likely not going to be released.

 

[Shugo]

Brianna's attempts at being a "cute, quirky gamer grrrrl" have implied that she's using these programs.

Remember that she hyped the FFX HD release on PS3 only to brag about how she googled how to cheat and edit her save to be level 100 from the start of the game and have zero challenge.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Pokemon Go doesn't offer any real "pay to win" options like her other freemium games of choice. Sure, you can pay for more resources but you still have to actually go out and play the game. If I had to guess, she probably hasn't dropped much money into it at all and has gotten bored with it since she can't drop a few hundred dollars to obtain a team of super strong, rare Pokemon that allow her to sweep the gyms of Boston.

It would also explain why she's suddenly talking about the main Pokemon games more. While those don't have pay to win options either, Pokemon generators are a thing and not that hard to use. Brianna's attempts at being a "cute, quirky gamer grrrrl" have implied that she's using these programs. Brianna's ego is so fragile that she has to cheat to play a video game for children.

You can beat the whole fucking game with the water starter and a bird! Why in the holy blue fuck...wouldn't it be more of a boost to one's ego to just play the game and get a real sense of satisfaction from beating the challenges through your own effort? Isn't that the whole fucking point of most RPGs?

 

[JSGOTI]

While those don't have pay to win options either, Pokemon generators are a thing and not that hard to use. Brianna's attempts at being a "cute, quirky gamer grrrrl" have implied that she's using these programs. Brianna's ego is so fragile that she has to cheat to play a video game for children.

That fact alone is a recurring trend that Wu constantly let's happen, and generally, the farms is ready to call her out on it. Much like the classic FF screenshots that were on Twitter, showing stats that are impossible to obtain in the game without a game genie or otherwise cheating the save files. Outside of Peggle, there is little actual gaming that Wu is good at.

 

[Accel_Rider]

So Wu's idea of showing Frank how to play a real Pokemon game is by sperging some technobabble on Twitter?

 

[Luminous Being]

I'd have loved it if Wu would have just added up all those numbers and factorized the sum to appear smart. And then proceed to paste the number into 27 tweets, not realizing that it's wrong and not the way to do it.

Alas...

 

[FatNero]

THE SPECIAL EDITION IS STILL NOT UPLOADED

Does anyone know if there's a delay between uploading and releasing imposed by steam? Like is it possible that she's already missed the deadline because of this?

 

[Spork]

Too late.
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I can't tell if Wu is just stupid and couldn't tell the difference between Type and Nature, or he's fully aware of the difference and being stupid on purpose to try and bait for attention from Pokespergs.