Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[AnOminous]

If only Hillary Clinton had secured her votes with 64 character passwords...

64 character passwords are absolute, utter idiocy.

John is a fucking moron.

Even four randomly chosen dictionary words are perfectly fine.

Do you know what requiring 64 character passwords would result in? Obviously, people can't fucking remember them, so they'd invariably write them down on a piece of paper somewhere near their computer.

Idiots like John don't understand this because they aren't normal humans.

 

[Jonas]

Idiots like John don't understand this because they aren't normal humans.

i wish. that would at least give an explanation to their stupidity.
if john is elected to congress, i see big scandal coming.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Idiots like John don't understand this because they aren't normal humans.

It's always a good time to make funny comic strips about him.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

If only Hillary Clinton had secured her votes with 64 character passwords...

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Ermm...correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't this chart say the exact opposite thing?

9 characters of one type-> 4 seconds
10 characters of one type -> 40 seconds

9 characters of one type -> 4 secnds
9 characters of two types> 6 hours.

Looks like character length matters considerably less than different types of characters.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

John doesn't need a 64 letter password, he needs to just stop clicking idiot-bait phishing emails.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

John doesn't need a 64 letter password, he needs to just stop clicking idiot-bait phishing emails.

But what if Putin sends him an e-mail disguised as a Nintendo discount? What is supreme engineer John Walker Flynt supposed to do about that?

 

[proteus4994]

Tack "academia" onto the list of things that Brianna doesn't understand. Nobody is going to "beat" anyone to quantum computing, because this isn't what governments are working on, it's what academia is working on, and lol if you think academia keeps things secret. This shit will be in the first journal published after its discovery.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

But what if Putin sends him an e-mail disguised as a Nintendo discount? What is supreme engineer John Walker Flynt supposed to do about that?

Can't wait to see John's Powerpoint Presentation after Shigeru Ivanovich Miyamoto invites him to Nintendo's North America headquarters in Redmond to discuss publishing Revolution 60 on the Switch.

 

[proteus4994]

Exclusive photo of how Brianna thinks hacking works

 

[Deezy]

well dang, how's john gonna use hacking as an excuse next time he says something particularly stupid if his passwords are so good?

 

[XYZpdq]

well dang, how's john gonna use hacking as an excuse next time he says something particularly stupid if his passwords are so good?

Gamergate read the tweets and back hacked the source code of them.

 

[Mola Ram]

Exclusive photo of how Brianna thinks hacking works

Makes sense. The only winning move in Revolution 60 is also not to play.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

>I'm more convinced than even

10/10 tweet

(EDIT: baleeted lmao)

 

[Peace and Harmony]

JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON WHO ISN'T FRANK IN THE FLYNT HOUSE

Also some stupid fucking cringe in action.

 

[proteus4994]

JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON WHO ISN'T FRANK IN THE FLYNT HOUSE

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Nothing says "serious Congressional candidate" by making tired jokes about Trump in a "campaign ad". Tiny hands, "I <3 Putin" Russian flag patch, ugh.

This is the kind of skit that would get dropped from a high school talent show for being too cliched.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON WHO ISN'T FRANK IN THE FLYNT HOUSE

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Also some stupid fucking cringe in action.

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Way to address the issues of Dictrict 8, you fucking idiot!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Way to address the issues of Dictrict 8, you fucking idiot!

What could address the needs of working class District 8 voters better than a chink midget running around screaming IT'S GOZIRRA

Also bonus re.tardation video attached; until someone tells me otherwise I'm going to assume that this is @Jaimas deep undercover

 

[Norvic]

Oh my god, she's really fucking doing it. This is :autism: in action.

Everyone needs to make about 5 backups of this video when she releases it. As long as it exists on the internet, Wu will never be taken seriously by anyone ever again.

 

[Ruin]

This needs to be autoplayed on the forum all day. Greatest Wu related thing since The Internet Ruined my life.

 

[Norvic]

It gets even worse.