Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Next he'll probably start carrying around a slide rule.

Which he has no idea how to use.

I'd love for someone to ask Engineer John to explain what a logarithmic scale is.

 

[אΩ+1]

How come it's always the Dems who seem to be excluding pee-of-cees and including billionaires, John?

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Where is the fucking campaign?

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Well since John loves it that means this film must be GREAT

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Guaranteed replies.

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It's a stock photo and used for people to get replys off social media.

 

[byuu]

Since when is a solder-sucker deep lore?

It's also one of those really awful 30 cent Chinese solder suckers you see everywhere.

Was probably included with the soldering set he bought and John finally found out what it is and had to brag about his new found knowledge immediately.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This is how adults act in public.

 

[Water-T]

John's fake geekery is getting more and more low effort. Who is supposed to be impressed with this bullshit?

Looking forward to John posting a photo of a Gameboy and acting like it's some rare geeky esoterica that only he is geek enough to know about.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

The amazing collection of things that John jams into his axe wound.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

The amazing collection of things that John jams into his axe wound.

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Is John feeling okay? He just said someone was better at something than he was.

 

[Particle Bored]

How come it's always the Dems who seem to be excluding pee-of-cees and including billionaires, John?

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Where is the fucking campaign?

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Well since John loves it that means this film must be GREAT

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Jesus christ, go fuck yourself John. Tulsi is a Russian puppet/useful idiot to be referenced by name whenever she says something you dont like, but a poor oppressed PoC (to NOT be referenced by name) when you want to virtue signal.

The amazing collection of things that John jams into his axe wound.

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So these arent humblebrag posts, theyre legit "wtf is this thing guys?" questions disguised as humblebrags.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John I know, being born into fabulous wealth and never having to work for anything would make a cynic out of anybody.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Chinese tourists staying home is like a dream come true to me. I cannot fucking stand them when I travel, they’ve become what Americans were 20 years ago when they travelled abroad.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Unlike John, who has obviously been a woman since the day he was born.

Welcome to #Trump2020 then, John.

Chinese tourists staying home is like a dream come true to me. I cannot fucking stand them when I travel, they’ve become what Americans were 20 years ago when they travelled abroad.

Never agreed to any post on this shithole forum so fast in my fucking life.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

John I know, being born into fabulous wealth and never having to work for anything would make a cynic out of anybody.

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Probably didn't even read the article, Wu is the type of person that headlines are separately written for.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Thank goodness we have (True and) Honest John who has never misspent a single dime of his donors' money, especially not on toys, games, or fast food.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

It's also one of those really awful 30 cent Chinese solder suckers you see everywhere.

Ye, this is the same shit my dad gave me so I would stop fucking with his stuff. It's was pretty sucky (pardon), and it had a plastic tip that would melt. I wasn't skilled with soldering, so I constantly overheated my points and made the tip wrap. So, it was good enough and cheap enough to give to a pre-teen boy, it should be good enough for Wu.

 

[Water-T]

it was good enough and cheap enough to give to a pre-teen boy, it should be good enough for Wu.

I agree. John has the mindset and hormone levels of a pre-teen boy, so it's made for him.

Plus it's a cheap, stubby Chinese tool, and John is an expert at manipulating those.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

My calculus is very simple. I will vote for the person who will give me the most asspats on the Twatter.

Spoiler: omega level political analysis

If I cringe any further my head will be in my own vagina.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

RED ALERT: For the first time in documented history, Wu has said something that isn't completely stupid.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Just think of how many microtransactions you could have made with that money

 

[AprilRains]

RED ALERT: For the first time in documented history, Wu has said something that isn't completely stupid.
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He still misspelled "Heinlein" though.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Definitely the people of Massachusett's 8th congressional district, because lord knows the people in places like Brockton want this master Corvette mechanic to represent them.

I asked my friend who lives in Quincy if she was going to vote for Wu and she didn't even know Wu was running in the 8th district.