Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[NQ 952]

Setting games to being buyable is literally a checkbox.

 

[Null]

if she yanks it from steam because she can't find a way to force people to accept her EULA I'm going to julay to death

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

MONTHS OF PLANNING AND SETTING UP THE STORE PAGE!

>let me see what I can do

inb4 "can't make it buyable"

Ver archivo adjunto 132272
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/773213481311072256

Take the money and run, John, while you still can.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

MONTHS OF PLANNING AND SETTING UP THE STORE PAGE!

>let me see what I can do

inb4 "can't make it buyable"

Ver archivo adjunto 132272
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/773213481311072256

"#GobberGabba has stolen my buy button!" in 3... 2... 1...

 

[vertexwindi]

MONTHS OF PLANNING AND SETTING UP THE STORE PAGE!

>let me see what I can do

inb4 "can't make it buyable"

Ver archivo adjunto 132272
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/773213481311072256

Can't double check her game's store page. Woman in tech, everybody.

 

[JU 199]

if she yanks it from steam because she can't find a way to force people to accept her EULA I'm going to julay to death

Oh god that would be so funny.

 

[Luminous Being]

Which one of you is this?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Setting games to being buyable is literally a checkbox.

that's too much fucking work
why can't wu have other people check that box for her

 

[Andy27]

Even the game's description sounds retarded

About This Game
Revolution 60 is a deliberate mixture of two games, Heavy Rain and Mass Effect. Players will control Holiday, a trained assassin as she navigates the orbital weapons platform, N313. They will make the decisions that will make her mission succeed or fail. Players will make moral choices and live with the consequences. Will they side with Minuete, the rogue commander hellbent on completing her mission? Or with Amelia, the engineer determined to figure out what went wrong?

A deliberate mixture? As opposed to an accidental mixture? "Oh, I was just making this game and it just suddenly became a mixture of Heavy Rain and Mass Effect!"

Or this literary gem: They will make the decisions that will make her mission succeed or fail. Players will make moral...
The first sentence is way too clunky, not to mention using "make" three times in such a close proximity sounds weird.

Why on earth wouldn't people trust Brianna with writing an engaging storyline for Rev60? It's not like she had enough time to revise the description of her game. You know, one of the first things (after the trailers and the title) someone will use to judge whether the game is worth buying.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Love the forum background

 

[Mimic]

Woman in tech, everybody.

A leading* woman in tech at that.

*allegedly

 

[Mr. Duck]

Jesus christ John, just make the fucking thing buyable, i want to see the horror with my own eyes.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

He didn't release jack shit. He made a page, put the stills and trailer on it (the ones we've all seen before) and yelled TA-DA! This is pure attempted con. THE GAME IS A LIE.

 

[vertexwindi]

So if this thing gets released, who's gonna stream it?

 

[Null]

Okay, I know this is garbage trolling but I want to see if we can do it.

If you have a steam account, tag the game "John Walker Flynt". I want to see if we can get it to show up.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Even the game's description sounds exceptional

About This Game
Revolution 60 is a deliberate mixture of two games, Heavy Rain and Mass Effect.

SHAUN
SHAAAAAAAAUUUUUN

 

[NQ 952]

that's too much fucking work
why can't wu have other people check that box for her

What's funny is that I've been working on a game longer than Wu has. I have access to the steam developer site. I can set the game to buyable with a checkbox, even though I don't actually have a game ready for purchase (although it's a free game so whatever).

What the fuck Wu.

 

[Norvic]

First thing I'm going to do is unpack and decompile the scripts. There's bound to be some hilarious shit in the code.

 

[Andy27]

He didn't release jack shit. He made a page, put the stills and trailer on it (the ones we've all seen before) and yelled TA-DA! This is pure attempted con. THE GAME IS A LIE.

The conspiracy theorist in me says that she is just waiting to gather enough """"harassment""" and use it as an excuse to (pretend) to take the game down and get away with not releasing it at all.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

I think he's pulling a fast one. Until you can put it in your cart and buy it, I refuse to believe it's actually there.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was John trying to be clever.

"Well, I did say I'd put up Rev 60 SE on Steam on 9/6/16, but I didn't actually say it would be purchasable! Guess i'll have to take it down and work on it some more! Whoops, that also means all those gloobergipper comments go bye-bye as well!"