Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Cubanodun]

Arthur, what the fuck, that doesn't make any sense.

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someone is salty because the Speeder bike level raped him

aaag sniped

 

[A Random]

Hey, did they fix the 2-player snake tunnel issue?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

WINDOWS 10 IS EVIL!

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When the hell have you EVER cared about ethics?

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Do we have confirmation beyond boingboing for that? If so, that is actually rather heinous.

Don't you fucking judge me. I can't possibly be the only one who found the 2010 version of TR to be terrible.

Eh, the worst things I can say about it is that it's apeing Uncharted too much and "learning to survive" crap is sorta cringey. She has expressed admiration for David Cage though. His oeuvre is almost indisputably dogshit.

 

[D.Angus]

Arthur, what the fuck, that doesn't make any sense.

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Arthur's friend, Francine has something to say about that tweet:

 

[Optimus Prime]

The closest she ever comes to mainstream titles are things with mass appeal like Saint's Row IV.

Three words why:

ENTER.

THE.

DOMINATRIX.

Literally just a DLC comprised of one new character model (the main villain herself), a bunch of retextured shit and mechanics from SRIII (specifically anything in that game unique to Zimos - the "pony racing" bit is literally just his "rescue" mission from the previous game but on an elevated highway), and pretty much the entire cast bitching about how terrible the final product even is. During the playthough of the DLC. As usual, the only reason you would even keep going is because Zinyak is fucking hysterical with his commentary through the whole DLC as he is with the normal game itself.

But of course Wu would love it all because it's just femdom BDSM heaven. Seriously, that's the Dominatrix's entire gimmick of the setting.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

@Terra_Guardian FF tactics, Mass Effect 2, Tomb Raider 201

Fucking seriously she doesn't really like fallout.. just fallout tactics? The fucking fallout game that everyone forgets existed.

If he had any sense or spine, he'd quit being your bitch a long time ago:

I have a feeling she's just mentioning battletoads a lot in hopes that she can get some free telephone harassment without having to pay for it.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Fucking seriously she doesn't really like fallout.. just fallout tactics? The fucking fallout game that everyone forgets existed.

I have a feeling she's just mentioning battletoads a lot in hopes that she can get some free telephone harassment without having to pay for it.

I think it's Final Fantasy Tactics she's talking about.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Fucking seriously she doesn't really like fallout.. just fallout tactics? The fucking fallout game that everyone forgets existed.

FF Tactics = Final Fantasy Tactics, which makes her bitching about learning curves and difficulty in games really confounding. Assuming, of course, that she actually played it.

EDIT: And beaten to it.

 

[Ruin]

I always thought it was really weird she liked FF tactics, that game is notorious for being brutal to casuals.

 

[HickoryDickory]

FF Tactics = Final Fantasy Tactics, which makes her bitching about learning curves and difficulty in games really confounding. Assuming, of course, that she actually played it.

EDIT: And beaten to it.

From what she goes on about, I too have doubts that she knows the best way to put together a party or advance characters skills... Plus, I don't think she has the attention span to spend any amount of time strategically planning encounters. She certainly hasn't learned anything from the game considering how Rev60 turned out. She could've done so much if she weren't a lazy spaz.

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@Ruin, I know! When it first came out, I got stuck in a few places. Saving frequently can be a death sentence in that game.

 

[Jaimas]

FF Tactics = Final Fantasy Tactics, which makes her bitching about learning curves and difficulty in games really confounding. Assuming, of course, that she actually played it.

EDIT: And beaten to it.

Three words.

Chapter
Three
Weigraf

I need say nothing else. If Wu beat this legit color me surprised.

 

[Ruin]

I guess it's possible she played the psp remake which was a bit easier. It's still way harder than most games Wu likes though. Or she could have played Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced for the GBA which is not related to the Playstation game and quite easy.

 

[Jaimas]

I guess it's possible she played the psp remake which was a bit easier. It's still way harder than most games Wu likes though. Or she could have played Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced for the GBA which is not related to the Playstation game and quite easy.

The PSP Remake was actually harder. Some encounters were scaled back and bugs fixed, but in return, everything was made pricier JP wise. For several classes, the change accounts for a roughly 300% increase in required JP to master (Dragoon is the offender here, but both Samurai and Summoner become pants-shittingly grindy).

If you're a grinder (and most FFT fans are), not a huge loss. If you're not, however...

 

[A Random]

She's casual enough, why would she bother going 100% in it?

 

[zedkissed60]

Hey, John, Adam Sandler is set to make $41 million this year.

How's your Internet begging going?

 

[Cynical]

Because you know he's otherwise a sad ass beta male IRL

 

[zedkissed60]

"Got PS4 version of Sleeping Dogs, which stars a Chinese protagonist that kicks ass. I like to pretend my 'husband' @thefrankwu is the star."

Frank's about as Chinese as a cheeseburger.

 

[Cubanodun]

Because you know he's otherwise a sad ass beta male IRL

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strange considering that Saint anita of the problematic miracles hate it because you can get "massages" and beat womens in the streets

 

[Cynical]

Say what?

 

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Because you know he's otherwise a sad ass beta male IRL

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I played the shit out of Sleeping Dogs. Hey Wu...

1) Did you know the main character earns rewards for seducing like four or five women through menial tasks throughout the game? Like, fuck the tomgirl after hacking a camera and she'll tell you where all the secret jade statues are or something? PROBLEMATIC.

2) Did you know the game requires you be very precise within combat situations that are more than QTEs? PROBLEMATIC AAA GAME INDUSTRY!!!

3) The only black character in the game is like some kind of basketball player AND drug pusher. THAT IS DOUBLE RACISM AND PROBLEMATIC.