Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[AnimuGinger]

She uses the included text editor for OSX and yet claims to be a programmer.... that is so fucking retarded.

A leader in their field.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

LOOK MOM I'M MAKING A GAME

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Wu thinks, that changing a number in an XML-File counts as "leet haxxor skills". If this is what she considers as a smart workaround, Rev60 will be released somewhere around 2060. In the time it took to port Rev60 to steam, whole classes of students could have been trained from the ground up to create a better game than Rev60.

 

[Cubanodun]

[MEDIA=twitter]685219080111013889[/MEDIA]https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685219080111013889

Isn't this something you should know way, WAY ahead of time?

Just a hunch on my end, but if i were required to release a game and have a deadline I'd like to know how long it takes to actually be buyable once all the files hit Steam...

Just me?

john already know the answer, he is just being a idiot for asspats

 

[ActualKiwi]

Wu thinks, that changing a number in an XML-File counts as "leet haxxor skills". If this is what she considers as a smart workaround, Rev60 will be released somewhere around 2060. In the time it took to port Rev60 to steam, whole classes of students could have been trained from the ground up to create a better game than Rev60.

In the time it took Wu to try and port it, I created a (admittedly pretty shit) little 2D platformer game in Unity complete with lore, 20 levels, enemies, etc. And that was with a lot of procrastination and browsing the interwebs.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Per my friend who is REALLY into Star Wars: "Rey comes with BB8, it's by FAR the most popular figure, I've been trying to find one for weeks but nobody can keep them in stock."

I browsed a bookstore yesterday where they had a big table of SW merch, and lo and behold the first figure on top was Rey.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Spoiler

Real female soldiers don't bitch at each other like highschool prom queens while hot lead is whizzing around their heads.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Geez, Holiday's waist is hardly bigger than her neck. Rob Liefeld would be proud.

 

[Mungo]

Spoiler

Real female soldiers don't bitch at each other like highschool prom queens while hot lead is whizzing around their heads.

Wait, was this made with Photoshop 6? I ask because I recognize the fonts and the text bubbles from Concerned.

 

[soliloquyR]

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685245094677639168

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685246044230283264

You should have done this ages ago, Wu. WHERE'S THE FUCKING GAME?
Also, it's a SPLASH SCREEN, not an opening movie. Opening movies introduce the plot of the game.

LOOK MOM I'M MAKING A GAME

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This is on the same level of "hacking" as someone figuring out your Facebook password.

 

[Ravana]

I'm no PC gamer or much of a spec guy at all but should a cell phone game really require a "mid-level" machine?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Geez, Holiday's waist is hardly bigger than her neck. Rob Liefeld would be proud.

While Liefeld's art looks unrealistic to the point of absurdity, there is at least some awesomeness to it. R60 on the other hand is just pathetic. The characters don't even have individuality, it's three times the same body model dressed in different outfits and with different hair on top. Showroom dummies photoshopped into a bland scifi environment.

Spoiler

BTW I still suspect Brianna actually thinks her franchise is the first ever in the history of entertainment to feature Tough Girls With Guns (TM).
The fact that the entertainment industry had been steadily pumping out Tough Girls With Guns since at least the 1970s so that at this point you could build an entire army out of fictional Tough Girls With Guns is ignored by Brianna and friends. They think R60 is truly revolutionary because up to this point all fictional females have been damsels in distress or decoration or fucktoys and their story is the very first to put boobs at the battlefront and people don't like the game because they are sexist shitlords who don't want strong independent females in games.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

I'm no PC gamer or much of a spec guy at all but should a cell phone game really require "mid-level" machine?

No, it shouldn't, but based on how well the mobile version didn't run (I experienced it on an iPhone 4, and it was constantly falling below 30 FPS), I would expect it to still be a complete mess. I'm not exactly sure what Brianna did to the Unreal Engine, but for performance I compare it to Infinity Blade which ran fine on my phone (and looked/sounded/controlled massively better), whereas Revolution 60 did not.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Spoiler

Real female soldiers don't bitch at each other like highschool prom queens while hot lead is whizzing around their heads.

For some reason I blame Joss Wheadon for this kind writing even it probably isn't his fault.

Also I love face the ladies on the bottom picture makes. It's like, "bitch, are you serious?".

 

[The Walrus]

Spoiler

What is wrong with her mouth on panel 2? It's horribly off-center. While the art's already terrible, that mouth plunges it straight into the uncanny valley.

 

[XH 502]

Spoiler

Real female soldiers don't bitch at each other like highschool prom queens while hot lead is whizzing around their heads.

Are we not going to talk about how amazing those sound effects are?

BLIP!
BLEEP!
BLOOP!

BRATTATATATAT!!!

 

[Accel_Rider]

Are we not going to talk about how amazing those sound effects are?

BLIP!
BLEEP!
BLOOP!

BRATTATATATAT!!!

This game would probably be somewhat redeemable if it uses the sound effects from the Adam West Batman tv show.

 

[Asandy31]

Is it just me...because Brianna sort of looks like the love child of an extremely depressed gohst and a crossdressing homeless skitzo

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Are we not going to talk about how amazing those sound effects are?

BLIP!
BLEEP!
BLOOP!

BRATTATATATAT!!!

It's like I'm really there.

 

[AnimuGinger]

This game would probably be somewhat redeemable if it uses the sound effects from the Adam West Batman tv show.

I feel like the best use for the R60 IP would be to make a game that parodies stereotypical scifi and action cartoons or comics.

 

[Cynical]

Keep dreaming, Wu.


http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685307721080528896

Fucking ignorant moron, SDD refer to the hard drive, not processor!


http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685307958192902145

Through Boot Camp? Then you'll need even MORE power since you're emulating it.


http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685308706804887552


http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685308875201974272

No wonder Wu gets skewed results. Wu emulates Windows instead of running it natively, so system requirements are always misinterpreted by Wu.


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