Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Isn't Brianna mostly just an ideas person? She has some technical skills but mostly had to get outside help to get her game "finished". As far as I know, Brianna's main job during the production of Rev60 was to just spout ideas and shoot down the (better) ideas of her team.

Plan accordingly: Don't let Brianna or her ilk near your game.

Pretty much all of her "game dev advice" can be followed with "except me, obviously".

 

[Cosmos]

Happy 1,000,000 views, bitches. This thread is more well known than R60 ever will be.

I came here to post about the milestone, haha. And the thread's nearly at 1,000 pages! I'm pretty sure only Dobby's broken those two records (whereas two of Marijan's threads, while having 1,000 pages, have yet to break a million views).

The ultimate irony is that Brianna Wu has inspired far more posts laughing at her behavior than she's inspired actual women who want to go into tech.

 

[Florence]

A reminder that Wu has less than 9 hours to ship the game - that, or she's lied about it yet again. I think I know which would surprise me more...

 

[Furina]

[MEDIA=twitter]681183656396861440[/MEDIA]A reminder that Wu has less than 9 hours to ship the game - that, or she's lied about it yet again. I think I know which would surprise me more...

I'm tempted to create my first Twitter account just so I can tell Brianna when she's hit the 1,000 page milestone. I'm sure I'll get blocked immediately, but c'est la vie.

 

[Cosmos]

[MEDIA=twitter]681183656396861440[/MEDIA]A reminder that Wu has less than 9 hours to ship the game - that, or she's lied about it yet again. I think I know which would surprise me more...

Lol, there's no way Brianna's gonna make this deadline. She's been publicly broadcasting to the entire world that all she's been doing is browsing Twitter, watching movies and tv shows, playing other video games, and getting into internet slap fights.

You know, for a business owner, she seems awfully blasé about missing deadlines and losing money.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Where's the fucking game, John?

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Sometimes I think Wu is screaming all these Tweets in front of a mirror and to herself, and we all didn't get the memo that she does that.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

SHE'S WORKIN' ON IT!

 

[millais]

Has Wu said anything about making R60 compatible with the Oculus Rift that he is so excited about? That would probably be the easiest way to indefinitely delay the release of the game at this point.

 

[Furina]

Sometimes I think Wu is screaming all these Tweets in front of a mirror and to herself, and we all didn't get the memo that she does that.

I see her more likely standing in front of a mirror, high off her fake tits on oxycodone, swaying slightly as she slurs her way through a speech she gave years ago.

I don't know why I keep imagining Brianna as a prescription drug abuser but the image keeps coming up in my head. Maybe she just looks the part?

 

[Cynical]

Has Wu said anything about making R60 compatible with the Oculus Rift that he is so excited about? That would probably be the easiest way to indefinitely delay the release of the game at this point.

That would require extensive WORK, and we all know how John hates that. Second, the game would derive little to no benefit from it without doing all that work to make sure the game is enhanced by 3D experience.


You can quit pretending to give a shit:


http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685216294761791489

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That would require extensive WORK, and we all know how John hates that. Second, the game would derive little to no benefit from it without doing all that work to make sure the game is enhanced by 3D experience.


You can quit pretending to give a shit:

[MEDIA=twitter]685216294761791489[/MEDIA]
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685216294761791489

The salt is real.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I like that nobody can even ask her about the game without her flipping out on them. How dare someone hold Brianna Wu, the World's Foremost Expert on the Unreal Engine, to something resembling a standard.

 

[ActualKiwi]

SHE'S WORKIN' ON IT!

@Sarcastic Username pretty close:

EDIT: Sniped by @SteelPlatedHeart .(My poor sock, it hurts from all the salt)

 

[Count groudon]

That would require extensive WORK, and we all know how John hates that. Second, the game would derive little to no benefit from it without doing all that work to make sure the game is enhanced by 3D experience.


You can quit pretending to give a shit:

[MEDIA=twitter]685216294761791489[/MEDIA]
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685216294761791489

Wow what a bitch.

 

[Ruin]

Way to alienate the one person in the universe who might actually buy the game.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I wonder if she was suspicious of that poor bystander because their Twitter handle has "KF" in it?

But really, what did Gamergate have to do with that question, Wu?

 

[soliloquyR]

That would require extensive WORK, and we all know how John hates that. Second, the game would derive little to no benefit from it without doing all that work to make sure the game is enhanced by 3D experience.


You can quit pretending to give a shit:

[MEDIA=twitter]685216294761791489[/MEDIA]
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685216294761791489

Nice professionalism, asshole.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Way to alienate the one person in the universe who might actually buy the game.

@Ruin PS: I'm not actually likely to buy the game at this stage, unless it's for morbid fascination and to do a playthrough for KF -RetrogamerKF
And apparently he doesn't even know the Steam distro rules/schedule despite all these release dates he throws around.

I wonder if she was suspicious of that poor bystander because their Twitter handle has "KF" in it?

But really, what did Gamergate have to do with that question, Wu?

@Francis York Morgan she claims GGers have been heckling about the release date. Unsurprising, given the promises and delays on release.

 

[Ruin]

Buy it rip the assets and request a refund.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I wonder if she was suspicious of that poor bystander because their Twitter handle has "KF" in it?

But really, what did Gamergate have to do with that question, Wu?

Because on GGers would point out a FEMALE GAME DEVELOPER/ENGINEER/VOICE OF FEMINISM's mistakes.