Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Jaimas]

Yeah, I didn't do any of the legwork on this one.

Maybe we should make an Xtranormal video out of the script. It probably would be higher quality than whatever John was originally cooking up.
Speaking of, did anyone notice that this is clearly a video script (lots of stage directions about people's appearances etc) re-purposed as a radio script? This must have been John's next desperate grasp after the animation company folded.

This is a magnificent idea.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Just looked up what xtranormal is and that looks hilarious. I also think that we should claim that in addition to completing the project we had enough money left over to get sex changes for all the performers!

 

[Kosher Dill]

This is a magnificent idea.

... except that Xtranormal apparently hasn't existed since 2013. Has anyone tried Plotagon? That seems to be the closest equivalent.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Just noticed:

As if Brianna's poor dog didn't already live a cursed enough life, it was named after a SOCCON character

Also, anyone who can read this without laughing isn't human:


Also, "Miss Teen Columbine"... triggered me.

Flynt's writing....jesus....

"Her short wavy blond hair is something she can’t quite manage, although it always looks perfect. She’s dressed in the kind of way that’s deceptively effortless."

(describing "Minuete")

OK, these bits are meaningless. Flynt is the textbook pseudo-intellectual who uses a lot of words to say absolutely nothing, and self-aggrandizingly fellates himself in this nonsense-seizure of a "script", which is in reality nothing more than a salad of cast-off feminine archetypes the still-penised, pre-transition Flynt both admired and was fiercely jealous of.

Hair you can't manage, that looks perfect? If you "can't manage" it, it doesn't look perfect. Period.

Dressed in a way that's "deceptively effortless"? So she actually puts LOTS of effort into it, but such a thing doesn't show? So she's a wannabe? And this is relevant how?

I think Flynt's telling us more about himself than any genuine characters, here...

More gems from Flynt; keep in mind this is all in sequence. I challenge anyone to deduce meaning or context from this:

"Crazed Thug (Non-ethnic):

Give me all your money, or I’ll blow your heads off!


Allison:

(barely there)

Miyagi Crane...Kick.


Crazed Thug:

(hard)

Uuuhhh!


[He hits the floor and PASSES OUT hard.]


Allison:

Happy hour’s starting."

Ummmm....other than Flynt being a racist shitlord, how exactly is the thug's lack of ethnicity relevant? So, "Allison", who's "barely there", (meaning she's out of it, I guess?) is still coherent and aggressive enough to karate kick the robber into unconsciousness? Yet she says the Miyagi line without an exclamation, and we're supposed to get from that that she actually kicked him? Am I reading this swill correctly?

How does one "PASS OUT hard". Wouldn't that be, hit the floor hard, then just pass out?

Fuck you Flynt, you're actually worse at this than your other endeavors, and that's saying a LOT.

EDIT: Flynt is a WEIRDO. Who else on the planet would create a Hollywood-esque glamour girl / sophisticate / sorority junior socialite and present the very height of her entertainment career bragging rights as being.... reading the nightly commodities indexing news on PBS?

EDIT 2: She either "pays homage to" or consciously steals Limbaugh's "formerly nicotine stained fingers" by having said phrase come out of Holiday's mouth. This is stupid, out of character, (even though this shallow farce of a character barely has any character at all) and telling of what sorts of entertainment Flynt idolized: Seinfeld, and Rush.

MAKE. UP. YOUR. MIND. FLYNT! You're either a Bohemian or a Bircher. Can't. Be. BOTH.

FINAL EDIT, COULDN'T RESIST: OK, even CWC managed more coherence. Flynt manages to, apropos of nothing, glom his japanophilia into here:


"Allison (CONT’D):

(singing hard and crazily)

Ano hi kokoro no kanata ni egaiteta basho ni iru

tohou ni kuretetari suru keredo mou modorenai...


We cut back to the producers, and hear Allison continue in the BG.


Allison (O.C.):

(filtered)

yume ni mita katachi to wananimokamo ga chigaugenjitsu ni wa...

memai sae suru riaru na sekai ni yureteru kanjyou...

maketakunaimou tada..."

REALLY?

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Hair you can't manage, that looks perfect? If you "can't manage" it, it doesn't look perfect. Period.

Brianna can't manage her hair but she must think it's perfect enough to go on tv.

She’s dressed in the kind of way that’s deceptively effortless."

She also dresses like a videogame character but once again puts no effort into her appearance.

It was so weird to see that one appearance where she was obviously forced to put on makeup.

 

[Kosher Dill]

How does one "PASS OUT hard".

 

[soliloquyR]

More gems from Flynt; keep in mind this is all in sequence. I challenge anyone to deduce meaning or context from this:

"Crazed Thug (Non-ethnic):

Give me all your money, or I’ll blow your heads off!


Allison:

(barely there)

Miyagi Crane...Kick.


Crazed Thug:

(hard)

Uuuhhh!


[He hits the floor and PASSES OUT hard.]


Allison:

Happy hour’s starting."

Ummmm....other than Flynt being a racist shitlord, how exactly is the thug's lack of ethnicity relevant? So, "Allison", who's "barely there", (meaning she's out of it, I guess?) is still coherent and aggressive enough to karate kick the robber into unconsciousness? Yet she says the Miyagi line without an exclamation, and we're supposed to get from that that she actually kicked him? Am I reading this swill correctly?

How does one "PASS OUT hard". Wouldn't that be, hit the floor hard, then just pass out?

Fuck you Flynt, you're actually worse at this than your other endeavors, and that's saying a LOT.

EDIT: Flynt is a WEIRDO. Who else on the planet would create a Hollywood-esque glamour girl / sophisticate / sorority junior socialite and present the very height of her entertainment career bragging rights as being.... reading the nightly commodities indexing news on PBS?

EDIT 2: She either "pays homage to" or consciously steals Limbaugh's "formerly nicotine stained fingers" by having said phrase come out of Holiday's mouth. This is stupid, out of character, (even though this shallow farce of a character barely has any character at all) and telling of what sorts of entertainment Flynt idolized: Seinfeld, and Rush.

MAKE. UP. YOUR. MIND. FLYNT! You're either a Bohemian or a Bircher. Can't. Be. BOTH.

FINAL EDIT, COULDN'T RESIST: OK, even CWC managed more coherence. Flynt manages to, apropos of nothing, glom his japanophilia into here:


"Allison (CONT’D):

(singing hard and crazily)

Ano hi kokoro no kanata ni egaiteta basho ni iru

tohou ni kuretetari suru keredo mou modorenai...


We cut back to the producers, and hear Allison continue in the BG.


Allison (O.C.):

(filtered)

yume ni mita katachi to wananimokamo ga chigaugenjitsu ni wa...

memai sae suru riaru na sekai ni yureteru kanjyou...

maketakunaimou tada..."

REALLY?

Allison's weeb speak translated:
"It is in the place that had been drawn on beyond that day heart
I do not go back anymore but or at a loss. . ."
"The reality is different form the sum everything that I saw in a dream. . . Feelings that are shaking the realistic world that even dizziness. . . Another just I do not want to lose. . . "

 

[XH 502]

Whoever can do a good buffalo bill voice should be brea hakunamatata.

Everyone else who volunteers should pick a character. I'll do someone left over idgaf.

https://kiwifarms.net/groups/Erection_eve_parody/

Yeah, Brea has to be voiced by a man, Buffalo Bill impression or no.

I call dibs on Minuete. I can also do Lani if need be, but I just really want to voice the bitchy bug lady.

 

[Mellorine]

It's a song from Final Fantasy X-2.

 

[StallChaser]

Holy shit, that looks like the kinda thing you'd see flashing on a TV screen in some horror movie. Echhhh

Five nights at Johnny's.

 

[Bonesnap]

How was the Brianna Wu -> John Flynt connection first discovered? I know the "Brianna Flynt" moniker was around for a bit, but I don't think Wu ever allowed "Brianna" and "John" to appear on the same page. Was it just the university forum showing up by googling "Brianna Flynt"?

 

[Florence]

We can't - we'd need to spend half a million dollars on a stupidly named production company first.

Giant SpaceNull Studios.

 

[CWCissey]

Giant SpaceNull Studios.

Null And Void Productions.

How was the Brianna Wu -> John Flynt connection first discovered? I know the "Brianna Flynt" moniker was around for a bit, but I don't think Wu ever allowed "Brianna" and "John" to appear on the same page. Was it just the university forum showing up by googling "Brianna Flynt"?

Wasn't it when people searched the University page for Flynt and the only one to pop up was Johnny boy, or during some Q and A where someone who was at uni with him described him perfectly?

 

[The Colonel]

Is this the prequel to Rev 60?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Yeah, Brea has to be voiced by a man, Buffalo Bill impression or no.

Bonus points if the dude voicing Brea has a Southern accent.

 

[Ravana]

This script is embarrassing to read

 

[AssistantWeasel]

This script just goes on with no end in sight. What even is the plot?

 

[ln18]

This script just goes on with no end in sight. What even is the plot?

More importantly,

where's the game?

 

[AssistantWeasel]

More importantly,

where's the game?

Gathering dust since last year

 

[Jaimas]

All right, so Xtranormal is out. Could we use GoAnimate?

How was the Brianna Wu -> John Flynt connection first discovered? I know the "Brianna Flynt" moniker was around for a bit, but I don't think Wu ever allowed "Brianna" and "John" to appear on the same page. Was it just the university forum showing up by googling "Brianna Flynt"?

People suspected Brianna was a man for some time (she's fucking hideous). The first big bit of information that revealed who she was occurred when, very foolishly, Brianna Wu claimed to grow up in Mississippi. This immediately got the ED crowd intrigued. A few brief searches later, and we learned of someone who attended Millsaps who called themselves Brianna and used to be named John. This was an interesting coincidence, but only a hint of what was to come.

At about this point, Milo Yiannopolous confirms pretty much everything the ED crowd was discussing on Wu, and actually managed to outgun them: He dropped not only undeniable evidence that Brianna Wu and John Flynt were one and the same, but he also pretty much dropped pretty much Wu's entire history, including, hilariously, Brianna Wu's male and female voice.

Between photographic evidence, Alison Holiday, the voice-print of both Flynt and John, etc, it was now a known commodity. Humorously, whilst Wu has continued to deny it, Arthur Chu has steadfastly accidentally fucked up and outed her as trans.

The bulk of the information dug up about Socially Unconscious Productions and Giant SpaceKat Studios comes from several Kiwis, including @Francis York Morgan, @Optimus Prime, @zedkissed60, @AnOminous, @IJustWantToSeeAttachments, @Cynical, @Smutley, and especially @Yellow Yam Scam, who brought us the revelation of "Chessboard Holdings LLC." These Kiwis (among others) are to be commended for their hard work and due diligence in digging into everything from PDF Files of the MillSaps Purple and White to digging up John Flynt's Resume, which to date is the funniest fucking thing I've encountered in the Brianna Wu saga.