Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Jaimas]

Off-topic, but: I just came across the SOCCON radio drama script, and have we covered this at some point before? Because... Good Lord.
https://archive.is/o/4pmIv/https://...5/http://www.electioneve.com/soccone1x12a.doc
In which Holiday takes over NPR and starts screaming weeaboo anime songs on the air, and John Flynt manages to suppress his racism:

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All that, plus a bunch of Sailor Moon villains show up as villains here too. How the hell did he ever think this was going to fly as written? He'd have been hit with cease-and-desist letters the second this aired, if it ever had.
Other choice quotes:

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Yeah, it's been covered, but the copyright infringement's new.

Fuck, Brianna Wu really is Chris with a budget.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Yeah, it's been covered, but the copyright infringement's new.

Fuck, Brianna Wu really is Chris with a budget.

Now we just need the Brianna Wu and Frank Wu Amiibo 2-pack and the circle of Autism will be complete.

 

[AnOminous]

Now we just need the Brianna Wu and Frank Wu Amiibo 2-pack and the circle of Autism will be complete.

Should come with a detachable penis you can put on either one.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

7. BREA ANATAMATA (UPBEAT. BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL, FABULOUS, CAN’T GET A DATE.)
I presume this is her primary headcannon.. why the fuck couldn't she be called brianna tamata or something? (Searching for the name anatamata indicates this is a very rare name with one african having it as a last name... seriously how the fuck did she get that?)

8. ALLISON HOLIDAY (THE CULT FAVORITE OF THE SERIES. EVERYTHING AND NOTHING GET’S PAST HER. HAS TROUBLE DISTINGUISHING HER LIFE FROM A MOVIE. CONFUSED BY THE TECHLOLOGY OF THE SIXTIES.)
This is her ideal headcannon. Also I'm confused by techLOLogy from all eras. (This is word format and she was looking for voice actors presumably who would for for free... like how hard is spell check?)

10. MINUETE KILEY (DESTINED TO BE A BOND SUPERVILLIAN, PRACTICING WORLD DOMINATION IN COLLEGE.)
And this is her evil headcannon

Does she have any descriptions like these for her r60 version of the characters? It'd be interesting to see what she feels are immutable about these characters and how they might have changed along with bri over the years..

I'm amused by the idea that we're now capable of deadnaming her headcannons by lastname.


So kiwis naturally we should do bri a favor and make her decade old dream a reality by recording this radio drama??

 

[Optimus Prime]

Should come with a detachable penis you can put on either one.

Why, they're both guys - should have a detachable pair of balls for both of em.

So kiwis naturally we should do bri a favor and make her decade old dream a reality by recording this radio drama??

We can't - we'd need to spend half a million dollars on a stupidly named production company first.

 

[Count groudon]

Considering John Flynt reads this, I imagine he's reacting something like this while reading this post

Holy shit, that looks like the kinda thing you'd see flashing on a TV screen in some horror movie. Echhhh

 

[Cynical]

This discovery that Wu really wrote his own Sonichu in such Chris like detail is hilarious.

R60 is basically all that with the most blatant copyright infringement removed in space, but they still have one thing in common: they still suck, and unlike Sonichu, which has it's own perverse charm despite all the autistic strikes against it, John's work is still shit no matter what.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Searching for the name anatamata indicates this is a very rare name with one african having it as a last name... seriously how the fuck did she get that?

It's her weeaboo showing. "Anata" is a word that is basically "you" (Japanese is weird with pronouns) and "mata", I think, means "again" or "once more".

 

[A Random]

Also, it's Brea because Aya Brea of Parasite Eve. Who Johnny-boy only cared about for her sexiness, seeing as how he liked T3B.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

It's her weeaboo showing. "Anata" is a word that is basically "you" (Japanese is weird with pronouns) and "mata", I think, means "again" or "once more".

It's wu saying it's her female half.. oh this is sonichu!!! I wonder if we can resurrect billy mays to be the dean?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Just noticed:

CRASH (dog) (RICHARD AND NIKKI’S “CHILD”)

As if Brianna's poor dog didn't already live a cursed enough life, it was named after a SOCCON character

Also, anyone who can read this without laughing isn't human:

Soccon is a professional production through and through. Everyone involved in the project is expected to act in a professional manner. I certainly hope there will not have to be any dismissals, but everyone will have a backup in case of problems.

The dialogue is similar to Arron Sorkin’s work (West Wing, Sports Night, A Few Good Men.) Structurally, a Soccon episode is similar to Larry David’s writing for Seinfeld.

Also, "Miss Teen Columbine"... triggered me.

 

[XH 502]

So kiwis naturally we should do bri a favor and make her decade old dream a reality by recording this radio drama??

I volunteer as Tribute!

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Recording will take place in the sound studio in my apartment.

I snickered at this part when she was "detailing" (and boy do I use that term loosely) her expectations for the crew. Very few people have anything close to a professional grade sound studio at their residence. I don't think Brianna has any idea how to set one up to begin with never mind the cost associated with doing it. If I had to guess, her "sound studio" was going to be a couple of cheap mics and Windows Movie Maker.

This thing is pure gold, @Kosher Dill. Thank you so much for finding it!

EDIT: There are a laughable amount of spelling and grammar errors all over this supposed proposal. Goddamn Wu, do you really not know how to run spellcheck?

 

[AssistantWeasel]

So kiwis naturally we should do bri a favor and make her decade old dream a reality by recording this radio drama??

I'd love to see her chimpout if this actually happened

 

[Jaimas]

I snickered at this part when she was "detailing" (and boy do I use that term loosely) her expectations for the crew. Very few people have anything close to a professional grade sound studio at their residence. I don't think Brianna has any idea how to set one up to begin with never mind the cost associated with doing it. If I had to guess, her "sound studio" was going to be a couple of cheap mics and Windows Movie Maker.

This thing is pure gold, @Kosher Dill. Thank you so much for finding it!

EDIT: There are a laughable amount of spelling and grammar errors all over this supposed proposal. Goddamn Wu, do you really not know how to run spellcheck?

It's been on the wiki for months.

Seriously! Very first reference. Jeez.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Holy shit, that looks like the kinda thing you'd see flashing on a TV screen in some horror movie. Echhhh

It's like that face Omega Flowey makes in Undertale.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

It's been on the wiki for months.

Seriously! Very first reference. Jeez.

Sorry. I don't think I've had a chance to really read the SocCon section of the wiki.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, I didn't do any of the legwork on this one.

Maybe we should make an Xtranormal video out of the script. It probably would be higher quality than whatever John was originally cooking up.
Speaking of, did anyone notice that this is clearly a video script (lots of stage directions about people's appearances etc) re-purposed as a radio script? This must have been John's next desperate grasp after the animation company folded.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Speaking of, did anyone notice that this is clearly a video script (lots of stage directions about people's appearances etc) re-purposed as a radio script? This must have been John's next desperate grasp after the animation company folded.

John pretty much said that's exactly what this is:

While developing the script for the movie 13 alternate scripts were written, with different adventures for the characters. I want to produce one of them as a radio drama, following with more if the project is a success.

I'll try to overlook that he gives two different episode numbers for this production within five sentences of one another because, after all, Brianna "John Walker Flynt" is a total professional.

EDIT: Here is the apartment complex John lived in at this time.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Soccon is a professional production through and through. Everyone involved in the project is expected to act in a professional manner. I certainly hope there will not have to be any dismissals, but everyone will have a backup in case of problems.

I am a total prfosennal and look forward to getting to talk down 2 u guise and play boss-bitch R elze ur replazment will already br selected.

I'm not exactly sure what to think about this line because I don't know about producing anything like this but I know it looks weird to me to see essentially a help wanted ad that outlines my potential dismissal. Like she is used to conflict in her life or is already fantasizing about how she will shove her weight around.

Also it's weird that she says "professional" over and over. This might be a commercial venture but wu was inexperienced and presumably her whole team would have been.... and they're meeting in her apartment behind applebees so like why try an emphasize what a "professional" you are instead of how chill and down to earth you are and.... who am I kidding she's still doing this with GSXOffice and... what was the new employee? her press department?

Lord. I can see how this would happen to someone of typical college age and experience but you're supposed to cringe your way out of shit like that.

I'd love to see her chimpout if this actually happened

Whoever can do a good buffalo bill voice should be brea hakunamatata.

Everyone else who volunteers should pick a character. I'll do someone left over idgaf.

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