Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Kosher Dill]

Maybe they'll get two helpings of rice and beans this year!

"God bless us, every one."
Who's Tiny Tim in this scenario? I guess Frank? XD

Ghost of Christmas Future is obviously Tyce.

 

[Count groudon]

Remember when they couldn't even celebrate Christmas?
No one remembers, as this never happened. Thus, it is not striking back.
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That little decoration thing is pretty neat, I'll give them that. The picture however, is ruined by Frank giving his signature "sped kid fighting with the teachers at naptime" pose.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Does that guy only ever have the one facial expression in photos?

"Frank! Stop grimacing or one day your face will stay like this." Mommy Wu, 1970.

But credit where credit is due: I really dig that Christmas tree.

 

[AnOminous]

Does that guy only ever have the one facial expression in photos?

Yes. And it's the Asian equivalent of the face in the Scream.

It means holy fuck I married a crazy man.

 

[soliloquyR]

Remember when they couldn't even celebrate Christmas?
No one remembers, as this never happened. Thus, it is not striking back.
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Frank, close your fucking mouth for once and stop screaming!

 

[AnOminous]

Frank, close your fucking mouth for once and stop screaming!

If I were Frank, I'd never stop screaming. If I stopped, I'd look over at Brianna and start again.

 

[Giddyup]

If I were Frank, I'd never stop screaming. If I stopeped, I'd look over at Brianna and start l

I have no resting face, and I must scream.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Remember when they couldn't even celebrate Christmas?
No one remembers, as this never happened. Thus, it is not striking back.
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Is there a single picture of him where he doesn't have retard face?

 

[Galaxy Harasser]

Remember, this is the same guy who celebrated a recent birthday at a Burger King, complete with wearing that paper crown they give to children.

 

[zedkissed60]

Hey, John, what would BuzzFeed call a guy who hoaxes death and rape threats and yells "sand n****r!" at people?

https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/674425037110161408

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I have no resting face, and I must scream.

Makes me wonder what the Wu's O-faces must be like...

...the stuff of nightmares!

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, this is the same guy who celebrated a recent birthday at a Burger King, complete with wearing that paper crown they give to children.

Remember, patent specialist is probably one of the most lucrative careers someone completely autistic can pursue.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Is there a single picture of him where he doesn't have exceptional individual face?

There's a video where Frank was sitting next to Brianna in an interview when they were talking about the twitter death threat. He managed to not do a huge stupid fucking smile for several seconds. Although there's an outtake floating around somewhere where when the death threat referenced Frank Wu as having a tiny penis he had no problem saying to the crew "It isn't by the way" and going back to the default sped face.

Edit: It's this video. Not an outtake but the full interview

12:44 for the tiny penis joke.

It's also interesting to see Frank and Wu interact.

 

[zedkissed60]

the death threat referenced Frank Wu as having a tiny penis

That's the "death threat" Frank wrote. Frank loves referring to his tiny penis.

 

[Count groudon]

There's a video where Frank was sitting next to Brianna in an interview when they were talking about the twitter death threat. He managed to not do a huge stupid fucking smile for several seconds. Although there's an outtake floating around somewhere where when the death threat referenced Frank Wu as having a tiny penis he had no problem saying to the crew "It isn't by the way" and going back to the default sped face.

Edit: It's this video. Not an outtake but the full interview
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vp8xyL_e5UA
12:44 for the tiny penis joke.

It's also interesting to see Frank and Wu interact.

It's like watching what would happen if two 10 year olds that had crushes on eachother were legally allowed to get married. I mean goofing around like that on live tv might be sorta charming if it were two 20 year old newly weds, but as two middle aged men who both have bad rap sheets for shitty behavior it's just cringe-inducing.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

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A modern masterpiece.
"Portrait of a Jackass No. 3"

 

[Kosher Dill]

That last one is the best

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

There's a video where Frank was sitting next to Brianna in an interview when they were talking about the twitter death threat. He managed to not do a huge stupid fucking smile for several seconds. Although there's an outtake floating around somewhere where when the death threat referenced Frank Wu as having a tiny penis he had no problem saying to the crew "It isn't by the way" and going back to the default sped face.

Edit: It's this video. Not an outtake but the full interview
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vp8xyL_e5UA
12:44 for the tiny penis joke.

It's also interesting to see Frank and Wu interact.

If the harassment is so hilarious to you both, why is it such a serious issue?

Also, Brianna's body language is strange....alternately opening eyes SOOOO wide or talking with them fully closed, leaning bodily into Frank apropos of nothing, flipping hair when it isn't any more in her eyes than ever...in a manner that suggests she's sees herself as the very height of female coquettishness, a la CWC... discussing this all with exaggerated emphasis and crazy gestures....talking about paranoid concepts like "the playbook" with a straight face, when the whole idea is utter nonsense explained shoddily....

ugh. Who could find that attractive? Was Frank dropped on his head as a baby?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Is he high? Is he tripping? Is he being sexually assaulted by angry bees?

Who the hell can tell!?