Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Peace and Harmony]

A group called the "Sad Puppies" basically took over the Hugos this year to protest, I dunno, that black people got awards last year because of a similarly retarded SJW-led voting bloc campaign. And then GG piled on. And the results, predictably, have been really fucking retarded.

I'm thinking that next year we need a task force to cover the entire Hugos rigorously because it sounds like Lolcow All-Stars Battle Royale from the way you're describing it.

 

[AnOminous]

Where does this dumb cunt think she gets off declaring culture for anyone at all? She has no standing whatsoever.

Why does Brianna Wu look so much like a zombie?

 

[A Random]

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Uncanny valley.

 

[HickoryDickory]

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Drugs.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

eating nothing but soylent. (it's made from people right?)

 

[Optimus Prime]

"Ursogyny" would be the belief that bears are women. Or that women are bears. Definitely ups your odds of being eaten by (or possibly dating) a bear.

This is the best thing I've heard all day.

 

[Positron]

Frank's Hugo Awards are for Fan Art in case you didn't already know or forgot.

And he probably won because of the fake membership that his Banana waifu purchased.

 

[Bateman]

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Not enough hormones

 

[c-no]

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Spending too much time on Twitter and too much focus on GamerGate?

 

[Hodor]

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You know the 'winners don't do drugs' thing?

Wu didn't.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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Nanites coursing through Agent Flynt's bloodstream scavenge spare hydroxylnitrocarbonate groups from the cellular matrix, synthesizing it into Ambien (TM) brand hypno-stimulants, which can be released on-demand in response to the presence of stress-shock proteins.
Side effects may include memory loss, hormonal imbalances, irritability, and compulsive behavior. Contact your Chessboard supervisory officer if you are displaying signs of nanotoxicity.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

In less than 2 hours and based on nothing but an unflattering animated GIF, kiwis came up with a better story and character bio than Wu managed with 4+ years lead time and hundreds of thousands of $$$.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

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Because she doesn't pass and she may have had bad plastic surgery in an abortive attempt to fix that.

 

[_blank_]

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You're close. May I present to you the super pissed off ghost-thing from "Mama."

 

[Hodor]

You're close. May I present to you the super pissed off ghost-thing from "Mama."

Wow, I didn't know Wu worked in a Del Toro movie!

 

[XYZpdq]

You're close. May I present to you the super pissed off ghost-thing from "Mama."

Movie magic did wonders for his hair!

 

[FatNero]

Weren't his Hugo's in like fan fiction or something like that?


Edit: shit someone already covered this. Need to learn to read betterer.

 

[StallChaser]

I'm thinking that next year we need a task force to cover the entire Hugos rigorously because it sounds like Lolcow All-Stars Battle Royale from the way you're describing it.

Oh my god you have no idea, and you don't need to wait a year to be entertained.
http://monsterhunternation.com/2015/03/31/sad-puppies-update-the-melt-down-continues/
The links within that all have delicious drama, especially the second one (http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/016177.html)

 

[MayMay]

"This is our culture, not yours!"
Oh god she's turning into the Steven Universe fandom.

 

[tepid]

"Historical recognition"

for fan art.