Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[AnOminous]

Sorry for whateverthefuckleposting.

Still, where's the game, John?

 

[randomfarmer]

If only John had a penny for every page on KF about him, he would break even on Rev60.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Congratulations everyone on 2000 posts and still no game from John.

 

[Luminous Being]

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CONGRATULATIONS BRIANNA "JOHN WALKER FLYNT" WU

 

[Ravana]

What a time to be alive

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Let's not get so excited in our rush to thread 3 that we forget why we're here. We have, unfailingly, chronicled every single stupidity that has ever ushered forth from John Walker Flynt's gaping maw. Every missed deadline, every stupid comment, every authoritative "I'm a woman in tech so I know X" that doesn't make any fucking sense. Even her stupidity in FF14, the whole eat balls thing, my personal favorite moment.

I shall now fix myself a rum and coke, and toast the farms in celebration. 2000 pages and a third thread on the way. Semper motherfucking Fidelis, kiwis.

 

[soliloquyR]

1000 MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[AnOminous]

Here's some videos to watch while John fails to release his so-called game.

 

[Rou]

1000 pages! I was afraid I was going to miss it when I went out to work out.

 

[Kosher Dill]

TIME FOR A PEGGLE PARTY YEAAAAHHHHHHwait no, that would suck.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's not get so excited in our rush to thread 3 that we forget why we're here. We have, unfailingly, chronicled every single stupidity that has ever ushered forth from John Walker Flynt's gaping maw. Every missed deadline, every stupid comment, every authoritative "I'm a woman in tech so I know X" that doesn't make any fucking sense. Even her stupidity in FF14, the whole eat balls thing, my personal favorite moment.

I shall now fix myself a rum and coke, and toast the farms in celebration. 2000 pages and a third thread on the way. Semper motherfucking Fidelis, kiwis.

My response to this is basically SHITCOCK.

 

[Luminous Being]

SEMPER FIDELIS RATING FOR ERRBODY!

 

[AnimuGinger]

We should just keep posting here until the game is released. Then, the first post on the new thread can be a scathing review of Revolution Boogaloo 62 SE VR Feminist Edition.

 

[Fannyscum]

What twists and turns could act three of the Tranzilla saga have in store? Could you imagine the mess if Frank and John split up? (I just realised they both have names that mean "cock")
Will Rev60 actually make it to Steam? (of course not)
Just how far will get patreon drop before she has to start pretending to be a battered wife, Amber Heard style?
I can't wait!

 

[Norvic]

Mandatory page 1000 shitpost!

 

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Whee Page 1000. Cakes and pies.

Anyway, just checking the release date of August 30.... let's see what else is being released...

• Attack on Titan: Wings of Freedom
• World of Warcraft: Legion
• Verdun
• Resident Evil 4 re-release
• The Turing Test
• The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Complete Edition
• Fallout 4 Nuka-World DLC

It's going to be a thing of beauty to watch Brianna lose her shit when every games journalist site worth their salt are going to be passing up talking about Revolution 60 to talk about anything else but her game. I fully expect to see a tirade from Brianna chimping out about RE4's Ashley and how the dark elves from WoW are sexist... and how everything in Witcher 3 is sexist too.

 

[Rou]

Meanwhile, I bet Brianna Wu is binging on cigarettes and codeine NyQuil from how close the deadline is.

 

[randomfarmer]

John Flynt's dick appears in page 1000.

 

[AnOminous]

NIGGERS

 

[Luminous Being]

We should just keep posting here until the game is released. Then, the first post on the new thread can be a scathing review of Revolution Boogaloo 62 SE VR Feminist Edition.

I bet @Jaimas already has a new OP prepped. There's a placeholder in there somehwere that reads [LINK TO REV60 REVIEW HERE].