Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Peace and Harmony]

Check out John Flynt, the super-cute independent millennial tech grrrl who can take care of everything herself! Provided he has Frank's money, of course.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Just imagine it, Wu running towards you snarling. How do you defend yourself?

Dew, Streetracing and Assassins Creed moves

 

[vertexwindi]

I have a friend at a comparatively modest games reviewing site, and they, mostly out of morbid curiosity after we had written about it, tried repeatedly to get a press copy of Revolution 60 around May 10th.

Giant Spacekat never responded.

Draw your own conclusions.

Seeing how Brianna's inbox consisted of 6000 unread emails, she's either unbelievably lazy and not actually willing to put in the effort to market her only game or doesn't want to give out press copies fearing bad press. Probably both.

Well, if what we assume is true and Flunky Flynt is actually reading our thread, I assume he's not gonna send out a copy to you, seeing how he's gonna be able to tell your request is coming from a gamergate shitlord kiwi.
You're most likely the only person to have asked for a free copy of that eye-cancer inducing abomination. Well, you and @Smutley, but the effect is the same.

Johnny is most definitely reading this thread. We've been acknowledged before.

Nothing about my email indicated anything about my identity or politics though I could believe that he's immediately suspicious of anyone seemingly giving a shit about Revolution 60. I'm aslo fairly sure that if he was wary of my intentions, he'd at least fire off some snarky email.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Nothing about my email indicated anything about my identity or politics though I could believe that he's immediately suspicious of anyone seemingly giving a shit about Revolution 60. Oh well.

If you want a hugbox you can't risk some random ol' person having an opinion (because that will lead to John being literally raped). Advance press copies of Rev60 (lol) are strictly going to reviewers who have their mouths firmly clasped around John's mutilated cock. You, sir, can take your misogynistic talk of "gameplay" and "graphics" and "releasing the game on time" and fuck right off.

EDIT: Hi John!!!

Those dang dirty corporations who demand regular revenue, what pieces of shit

 

[Ruin]

ATLUS delaying Persona 5 for a few months to polish it is different than delaying a shitty cell phone port for almost four years to enhance the lighting John.

 

[vertexwindi]

No one is angry John, chill bro

 

[Karellen]

Hey Duke Nukem Forever was delayed for a while and it wasn't released until it was perfect

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Shotgun, aim for center of mass.

The giant belt hides his weak point.

 

[Luminous Being]

EDIT: Hi John!!!

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Those dang dirty corporations who demand regular revenue, what pieces of shit

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I simultaneously dread and look forward to Wu justifying the delay agin and again witht he same old same old. On one hand it's incredibly fusstrating that the tactics never change and on the other it's entertaining to think about it all drifting into the sun eventually.

I hope at some point in the (hopefully) not so distant future someone who has had enough takes Wu to task and demands answers and will not accept the tried and true excuses any more.

(A man can wish.)

 

[Kosher Dill]

Check out John Flynt, the super-cute independent millennial tech grrrl who can take care of everything herself! Provided he has Frank's money, of course.

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So, go rent someone else's house rather than cleaning your own kitchen, order pre-bagged food rather than buying ingredients and learning a recipe, then go follow the dotted line and hike a pre-made novelty route through the woods, and then drive vehicles on a closed track. Can she do ANYTHING that doesn't come prepackaged? Next she'll be breathing bottled air.

 

[zedkissed60]

Enjoy your weekend in Weirs Beach, John.

http://www.lakewinnipesaukee.info/things-to-do/9-our-attractions

 

[Luminous Being]

Check out John Flynt, the super-cute independent millennial tech grrrl who can take care of everything herself! Provided he has Frank's money, of course.

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The constant shilling for Blue Apron has me convinced by now that Wu is being paid by them.

There is no other reason to proudly advertise a company that caters to brain dead know-nothing failures and hip urban yuppie fucks, that are willing to pay restaurant prices for shrink wrapped veggies and a piece of meat which you then have to STILL prepare yourself in your own kitchen. And even if you've lost half of your brain you could still follow the high-gloss instruction leaflett that tells you exactly how to bring water to a boil and cut fresh vegetables.

To top it all off, the food doesn't even look very good. I can get more and better looking healthy fresh food for less money in any corner store.

Edit: And if there's no money chaging hands, at the very least Wu gets the food stuff for free. Sweet deal, shill a ridiculous company and don't worry about buying groceries. Bravo, that's the life.

 

[Quasar]

Just imagine it, Wu running towards you snarling. How do you defend yourself?

Tweet something at her... then saunter away while she obsessively checks her mentions. I figure I'd have about the amount of time it takes a dog to die of neglect in order to get away.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Enjoy your weekend in Weirs Beach, John.

http://www.lakewinnipesaukee.info/things-to-do/9-our-attractions

Scramble ALL Race War Vans, gamers. This is not a drill.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

our trained assassins are on their way. Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt is in lake winnipesaukee

our target will be neutralized at the previously discussed time

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Tweet something at her... then saunter away while she obsessively checks her mentions. I figure I'd have about the amount of time it takes a dog to die of neglect in order to get away.

Sounds like a good idea for a boss fight - tweet at him, attack the Gut Belt of Fail while he's distracted, then attack his weak point when it dislodges. Throw in some QTEs and you're good to go.

 

[Bonesnap]

The constant shilling for Blue Apron has me convinced by now that Wu is being paid by them.

That's giving Wu too much credit. I highly doubt he's being paid by them, I think he's trying to be paid by them. If Wu was being paid by them, we'd hear about "my company Blue Apron" because he thinks he created everything he touches.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

Blue apron sponsor the relay fm rocket podcast that wu recently appeared on...

https://www.relay.fm/rocket/72

 

[Norvic]

So has Wu been on holiday this entire week? This is like the second holiday they've had this year, isn't it, after they spent a week at Disney World?

You'd think she'd actually work on shipping the fucking game before blowing off work for go-karting. Amanda must be absolutely done with Wu's shit at this point. I imagine if she wasn't getting paid to do basically nothing, she'd have long since packed it in and gone to find a proper job.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Hey Duke Nukem Forever was delayed for a while and it wasn't released until it was perfect

Watch Dogs was also delayed and... yeah.

Delays don't really signify anything when nobody knows whats going on in development. With Wu we know whats going on with development. Nothing.