Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Unfortunately...not yet. More delays incoming.

Amazing. She feels the need to take a few days off after clearly only spending a couple hours a day at most working on the game.

Also, I'd love to see the list of YouTubers she's going to try and send the game to.

 

[vertexwindi]

Sending press copies to Youtubers...?

My YouTube channel gets a decent amount of views, should I go for it?

 

[CWCissey]

Amazing. She feels the need to take a few days off after clearly only spending a couple hours a day at most working on the game.

Also, I'd love to see the list of YouTubers she's going to try and send the game to.

I'm going to guess:

Pewdiepie
Markiplier
Angry Joe
Yahtzee
Jim Sterling

TotalBiscuit will get his own copy and likely will be the only person to do a review.

 

[Ravana]

Don't rush in all at once, Youtubers! Game Grumps? Slowbeef? Hello? Nobody? She'll even take DSP. No?

 

[Ronald Crump]

Unfortunately...not yet. More delays incoming.

I can not wait for the trailer of the "ground breaking" game

Don't rush in all at once, Youtubers! Game Grumps? Slowbeef? Hello? Nobody? She'll even take DSP. No?

Brianna Wu v DarkSydePhil would be pretty epic.

 

[sgetti]

Sending press copies to Youtubers...?

My YouTube channel gets a decent amount of views, should I go for it?

I'd say "do it faggot", but knowing Wu's ego, she's probably expecting to get contacted by some of the really big Youtubers like Game Grumps or Markiplier. I don't know if she'd even bother with lesser-known channels.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Some crazy fucker crashed a Prius through my living room wall and emerged duel wielding machine pistols and shrieking about Jesus Camp and the tranny war. I tried to run but I was blocked by a leering skull faced man with a katana he grinned at me and said "u no who da fuck dis is" and before I could turn around some crazy stoner flipped over the couch and yelled "buying gf 1 gp! Fuck Judge Judy" luckily I was able to escape but while the FBI are investigating this incident of domestic terrorism I'm afraid #Revolution60 will be delayed indefinitely.

God I miss deagle nation.

 

[CH3CH2OH]

We'll be sending press copies to Youtubers

Paging Dr. Smutly, Dr. Smutly, you are needed in the mental ward.

 

[CWCissey]

She'll even take DSP. No?

At least when Phil claims the game is broken, he'll likely be right this time!

 

[AnOminous]

I have never seen a real game developer spend literally days posting constant tweets about failing at completely routine tasks.

I imagine Valve trying to work with this buffoon while hand-holding him and explaining every tiny little step to him, while he shrieks about mansplaining and fumble-fingers his way through the commands.

Does John realize how incompetent this makes him look?

 

[Burned Man]

Forgive my laziness
Edit: Damn

Just add a bunch of lens flare and you'll have put in as much effort as Brianna does.

I'm surprised Wu doesn't expect these big name Youtubers to come to them for the chance to play this magnum opus before it is released. It'll be interesting to see who actually receives these copies since they'll have to flatter and suck up to Wu to get them.

 

[Ravana]

We know she won't send one to Markiplier. He's not a real person of color apparently

 

[CWCissey]

We know she won't send one to Markiplier. He's not a real person of color apparently

But he has an audience of gullible idiots.

I bet John will insist on editorial influence over the review, so that's already discounted the likes of NerdCubed.

 

[_blank_]

I'd like for her to send a copy to Dashie Games and see if even he can force any excitement for the game.

I'd also like for her to send a copy to ACG, who, while a smaller channel, is also probably one of the most unbiased reviews on YouTube and it would be interesting to see if he could pull anything positive from it.

Oh, and send a copy to AlphaOmegaSin and Razorfist, just to see if they think someone is fucking with them.

 

[Ravana]

Send a copy to Broteam Pill

 

[HickoryDickory]

She'll definitely give one to Hat, even though he already played the original with her.

 

[Count groudon]

Don't rush in all at once, Youtubers! Game Grumps? Slowbeef? Hello? Nobody? She'll even take DSP. No?

From what I've heard it's almost impossible to fail the gameplay since the cutscenes will force you through if you fail the sequence with no consequences, and the AI of the enemies is so poor they often just stay in one place spamming one move over and over. Plus there's plenty of room for Phil's trademark "MMMM YESS TITTIES AWK AWK AWK" comments. It's probably be the perfect game for him.

 

[Smutley]

Paging Dr. Smutly, Dr. Smutly, you are needed in the mental ward.

 

[Rou]

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Come on, you could at least try to be subtle.

 

[Coldgrip]

Unfortunately...not yet. More delays incoming.

And then a tiny meteorite (sent by Gamergate) smashes John's computer and makes it impossible to release the game.

I'm going to guess:

Pewdiepie
Markiplier
Angry Joe
Yahtzee
Jim Sterling

TotalBiscuit will get his own copy and likely will be the only person to do a review.

Totalbiscuit already mentioned he won't review the game.