You have to love how John so frequently gives away the truth that he and Frank aren't actually afraid of the "death threats" - especially when he's trying to score emotional points by DARVOing about his fatal neglect of his pet.
He'll go on and on about "doxing", yet they keep their home address up in numerous, freely- and publicly-accessible locations online.
He'll yammer on about padlocks on basement doors and the attic, giving Frank "secret knock codes" and the like, yet now all of a sudden he claims they have "doggie doors" for their numerous rat dogs, which of course is a huge security hole.
They're begging to be exposed for being hoaxers.