Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Wu is a drag chipmunk.

Protip: seeing the whites of someone's eyes above the iris is not a very sane look.

 

[Abby]

I can't believe I just watched Jace and Tyce dicking around on national cable from my television. Wu is the worst ever but getting Deagle Nation on Syfy is one good thing to come out it so for that I press 1.

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

John pretending to cry is fucking terrifying for some reason.

Yeah, like if she didn't so much resemble a humanoid lizard wearing a poorly fitting meat suit.

 

[CWCissey]

Since when was Princess Peach the most powerful character in Super Mario 2?

She could glide. Toad was the most powerful.

 

[Jaimas]

The Internet Ruined My Life: Brianna Wu Edition (missed the first few seconds)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jBBQ7MFx9RA

You've done well.

And now tomorrow I have to fucking chronicle this fucking shambles.

I believe I speak for everyone though when I say this is the most entertaining thing Brianna Wu has ever taken part in. And she had nothing to do with why it was entertaining.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Since when was Princess Peach the most powerful character in Super Mario 2?

Since when was Wu a little girl?

 

[Jaimas]

 

[Chan the Wizard]

More trans-erasure. I don't know how can Flynt can live with himself knowing he kept a transwoman from getting a critical acting part.

 

[Randall Fragg]

This is fucking brilliant. Jace and Co were on national television as "gamergate internet terrorists".
The Commander Lives.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Cubanodun]

The funny thing is that people that show interest in John are going to google him... and the third and fourth website that appears are ED and Lolcow Wikia

Thanks for the free promo jackass

 

[CWCissey]

Just watched the whole thing and good God it was amazing!

Jan I hope to Loki you're laughing at this with us!

 

[Jaimas]

I had to take a break.

Wu trying to take Jace and Tyce seriously is the funniest thing I have ever fucking seen.

 

[introman]

Am I the only one to notice that Frank's actor looked nothing like him whatsoever? They grabbed a 20 year old fit Asian-American man to cast for a 50 year old chubby Asian-American man. This is some Fu-Manchu type level fuckery going on from SyFy, and I don't see the twitter activists tweet about it.

 

[Hellfire]

KIA thread is up: https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4arguh/the_wu_segment_from_syfy_holy_shit/

"Fucking christ man, I needed a trigger warning for this shit"

MLGShitLord [score hidden] 32 minutes ago*


40 seconds in, and I'm already calling bullshit on her.

She's telling me, that as a kid, she's sitting around thinking about gender representation in Mario 2? Lets not forget at the time Mario 2 came out, she still had a dick.

I love the dubstep drop they do for the "this is when they started to dox me." It's so cringey it has to be on purpose.

"When we were driving to the hotel, I was constantly looking in the rearview mirror making sure we weren't being followed." Are they actually dumb enough to believe they were being followed, or did the producers tell them to say it to seem more exciting?

I like how they address the fact that she kept going back to her house, and spending most of her time there even though they were supposed to be fleeing in terror. It doesn't matter if it's day or night to someone who wants to hurt you. Most house robberies take place during the day since it's easier, so you're not any safer during the day.

Bitten kinda looks interesting, but I just like werewolves.

"And the police's advice to me was simply stay off my electronic devices." No shit, retard. If you supposedly be hunting by people who want to harm you over the internet, what logical creature would keep throwing gas on the fire?

I just noticed the guy playing her husband has a really bad fake wig. Like comedically bad wig.

What's the source on the video of the guy in the skull mask?

"This terrible man using an alias was threatening very specific violence." Meanwhile on screen is a bunch of tweets like "fuck you stupid bitch! I'm the lord of #Gamergate." That's sooooo specific, Syfy.

Like /u/Acheros points out, they use the fucking car video that everyone fucking knows is a troll.

"I have to push past this fear that it's Gamergate coming to hurt me." The murder known as Gamergate is still at large!

"If I didn't speak up and bring this to the larger media's attention, nothing would be done." More like "If I didn't speak up and bring this to the larger media's attention, I wouldn't get as much money on Pateron."

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Brianna Wu ✈ SXSW ‎@Spacekatgal
@polotek @Syfy I can't watch stuff I'm in. Let me know how it is!


Claiming that she's been in lots of "stuff" before this dog turd came rolling down the pike, when the total is actually zero.

Psycho tranny drama queen.

 

[Deezy]

Am I the only one to notice that Frank's actor looked nothing like him whatsoever? They grabbed a 20 year old fit Asian-American man to cast a 50 year old chubby Asian-American man. This is some Fu-Manchu type level fuckery going on from SyFy, and I don't see the twitter activists tweet about it.

I've never seen Frank speak before but holy shit he looks like a big hairy talking meatball. Gross.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Deagle Nation on national fucking television.

The Commander has achieved immortality in ways even Jan and friends couldn't possibly expect.

And it's still making Wu look like a fucking moron after all this time, no less!

KIA thread is up: https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4arguh/the_wu_segment_from_syfy_holy_shit/

"Fucking christ man, I needed a trigger warning for this shit"

Goddamn that is not a real face. Like, this is what that plastic face reminds me of:

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Deagle Nation lives forever.

 

[Spellskite]

The funny thing is that people that show interest in John are going to google him... and the third and fourth website that appears are ED and Lolcow Wikia

Thanks for the free promo jackass

There is also no game for them to purchase. A smart businesswoman would have had Revolution 60 ready by now (or at least available on ios) in order to use this episode as a form of advertising. But because Brianna was so lazy, there is no product to sell.