I'm in it for the salt and just how repulsive this loser looks. It's a lot of shit for me to keep up with but I'm willing to try and learn.
BRIANNA WU: A PRIMER FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH OVER 1000 PAGES OF NONSENSE:
Wu is an unusual beast. She began as simply one more Anti-GGer in a stack of Anti-GGers, but she came to our attention first because she appeared to be, at a glance, Chris with a budget. Her game,
Revolution 60, was Let's Play'd by
@Smutley and may go down as one of the most atrocious games on IOS. Narrative games are one thing, but a narrative game with no challenge that's ridiculously padded to the point of hilarity is another beast entirely. I later fleshed it out into the Review linked in the above, which is ridiculously comprehensive and shows that even if you're as gentle with the game as possible, it's fucking atrocious.
Whilst the door was opened by comparing Rev60 to
Sonichu, Wu quickly became a different beast entirely when we started analyzing her. First, we had Milo's article come out indicating she was actually John Walker Flynt, and thus trangendered, but things got far weirder when she kept getting nailed knowing absolutely nothing about shit whilst claiming to be an Engineer. Every single Kiwi with even an iota of qualifications thought this sounded suspicious, and there was serious doubts as to her qualifications. These were backburnered for the moment, however, as the Farms analyzed other aspects of Wu and her professional victimhood.
She kept claiming obvious shit from Something Awful was a threat to her, for one, but she guaranteed that the Kiwi Farms would dog her evermore when she went after Jace Connors and claimed that he was a threat to her life. Wu's also one of the rare lolcows we've covered where I had to do investigative work; without naming names, certain individuals who are familiar with Wu explained that many in the industry were
terrified of her because she's flat-out willing to fucking
ruin anyone who dares to oppose her in a professional capacity.
Wu was no mere professional victim, but indeed, something much more. Hilariously, Lolcow Wiki would quickly become an irritating thorn in Wu's side as it essentially prevented her from using her usual methods to control narrative; any lie she told would be disseminated here, and soonafter would be chronicled on the Wiki for all to see. Her chimp-outs were glorious and provided much lulz. Whilst she started as a GG troll, Wu quickly grew beyond that and we were soon mocking her with gusto. She was just that easy a target.
Suffice to say, at this point, our interests were piqued and things came together in a pretty short timeframe.
Investigations into Wu led through several intriguing channels, and within a short time, the Farms dug up extensive information on her actual background, and the revelation that giant swaths of it were based on lies, and that Wu was just as big a failure before social media as she was after.
Socially Unconscious Productions, Wu's failed cartooning group/animation studio indicated that Wu has no idea how to business and not a shred of a clue how fucking fanbases work. Despite claims to the contrary, Wu grew up in a life of staggering privilege and wealth that is frankly
incalculable to mere working-class types.
The more we dug, the more obvious Wu's lies were. Putting it simply, Wu lied on a level that would make ADF laugh and point.
I'm not fucking joking.
Wu lied with such ease and frequency that I had to re-write sections of her Lolcow Wiki page
dozens of times. The more information we dug up, the more we added to her Wiki Article and the more we managed to find out. First we found she wasn't adopted. Then we found she kept changing her major in college and went between two seperate schools several times. Then we found out she was a legacy admission all three times at Ole Miss due to her father. We inevitably found out she didn't graduate several of her courses but we thought, due to what was said by her classmates, that she did, indeed, graduate. Fucking
Chris graduated, so this wasn't a surprise. Then
@zedkissed60 found out her real age,
@Francis York Morgan discovered some of her comics in the millsaps purple and white, and we just kept finding more and more examples of fail, lies, and failing lies.
@Cynical made sure we recorded
everything. Literally every Kiwi in this thread had a part to play in this, and they deserve a standing ovation all their own.
From the moment we started chronicling Wu, one thing was clear: a glorious moment of self-destruction was inevitable. Either she released her terrible game and got it forcibly sodomized on Steam, she'd be eventually exposed for some giant fuck-up, she'd screw herself up (Trans Samus Incident), or she'd fade to nothing as her relevance faded. At some point, Kiwi operatives got the presence of mind to use
all of the data we'd mined at once: her actual birthdate from the earlier expose and her actual name from the original, paired with the data from the previous digging attempts, and use all of them combined to get Wu's attendance data. We finally had enough for a full profile, so we could question the schools she went to.
And we got it.
Wu never graduated.
Now, we prepare for the chimp-out predicted since chronicling of Wu began.
EDIT: Viralization has begun.
It's already being discussed on KIA,
8chan,
Voat, and more.