Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Von Clausewitz]

"Unspecified organism" must be whatever is controlling the vaguely human Brianna Wu-suit from the inside.

Actually... this means that they couldn't determine what caused the pneumonia, which is usually a bit strange because a Doctor should have at least a vague idea what caused it...

... and having pneumonia plus being a heavy smoker... let me say that this rings all my alarm bells, and in a way I wouldn't even wish to Wu. I can show this someone next week who knows about this stuff, but I don't think it is much to go by.

I doubt that most people who have pneumonia and/or bronchitis immediately start tweeting about it.

...even if they have a tugboat fueled by pity bux? We learn at a young age that the best way to get a lot of attention is to get sick and be pampered by mommy and daddy.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Actually... this means that they couldn't determine what caused the pneumonia, which is usually a bit strange because a Doctor should have at least a vague idea what caused it....

Oh. Thanks. I actually thought she was a creature of unspecified origin masquerading as a human in some sort of grotesque mech-suit, but I guess now my proof is out the window.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Frank has a degree in bacterial genetics and Brianna always gets sick...

Spoiler

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Not to sound like the fun police, but the fuck is with people's fondness for trying to get ahold of Codeine and acting like it's different from being a normal addict?
Yes, Codeine kills pain nicely. It damn well better, because it's an opiate with serious risk of dependence. If you think heroin junkies are shitheads, you need to realize that the pill chasers have literally the same addiction. It's an opioid problem, and it will kill the living shit out of you if you abuse it, same as street drugs.
Given (by his own admission) his history of substance abuse problems, maybe John boy might want to brag a little less about conning his way into being prescribed narcotics.
Fucking junkies.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Yes John, we already know you're a substance abuser, and no, you're still not at WWDC.

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Thats a man thumb

I'm BEYOND PSYCHED for your Kickstarter backers to inform the authorities on you.

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Remember when you taught your mom how to use Facebook and she started tagging in you in "viral" videos from eight years ago?

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I hear that the Star Trek VR is going to have a hard time getting people to play because you need 4 people in the same room with you if youre going to do Co-op. Brianna may be able to force her podcast lackeys to play it but do they all have VR capable PCs?

 

[tepid]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ylvjjwt-ugo

wow..... look at all those cis white males in the crowd.

No, you're still not at WWDC John.

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Johnboy sure gets ill a lot for someone who works out and eats so much healthy Blue Apron

 

[Rou]

It's funny that he immediately goes out on public to say that he fully intends to abuse.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John I hope you are not implying that your ultra-wealthy parents sold you to an orphanage for profit.

 

[Rou]

John I hope you are not implying that your ultra-wealthy parents sold you to an orphanage for profit.

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Still making it about himself, aren't we

 

[Dr. Tran]

It's funny that he immediately goes out on public to say that he fully intends to abuse.

Because all the hip, young, tech people live life on the fast lane popping pills and getting wasted apparently. This person is above 40 years old and she's trying to act like a millennial hipster fresh outta college. This is the worst case of a midlife crisis I've ever seen.

 

[AnOminous]

If John actually has pneumonia, you can easily die from that. You also don't get it at his age unless you're seriously physically fucked up already.

I wouldn't be surprised if John still secretly harbors a huge drug habit of some sort, heavy enough to compromise his immune system.

 

[A Hotdog]

If John actually has pneumonia, you can easily die from that. You also don't get it at his age unless you're seriously physically fucked up already.

I wouldn't be surprised if John still secretly harbors a huge drug habit of some sort, heavy enough to compromise his immune system.

That would explain the super weird flipflopping on twitter sometimes. It's like Flynt is on benzos just puking one tweet after the other.

I hope they are okay, Because I can't wait for Revolution60, The game that is totally real.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Goddamn John is horrible at blurring things. We could reconstruct most (but not enough) of his Steam password earlier. And now his birthdate and the name of the discharging PA are visible if you look on a good quality monitor.

 

[Karellen]

If John actually has pneumonia, you can easily die from that. You also don't get it at his age unless you're seriously physically fucked up already.

I wouldn't be surprised if John still secretly harbors a huge drug habit of some sort, heavy enough to compromise his immune system.

It also doesn't help that his house is a mess. Lord knows what parasites, mold and/or bacteria are growing in the filth.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Especially not you because you murdered yours and force your live ones to live in filth.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

If John actually has pneumonia, you can easily die from that. You also don't get it at his age unless you're seriously physically fucked up already.

I wouldn't be surprised if John still secretly harbors a huge drug habit of some sort, heavy enough to compromise his immune system.

We do know that she doesn't follow the recommended dosages for things like cough medicine so she's probably abusing DXM for some kind of high. Given her history with ambien, I wouldn't be surprised if she's popping some sleeping pills too.

If I had to guess what's contributing to her getting pneumonia, my money would be on Brianna being a heavy smoker with a poor diet. Other than the Blue Apron meals, we don't ever hear about her eating anything other than junk food. Actually, based on the portion sizes we see her give Frank, I don't really know how much of that she even eats. She might still subsist on mostly Soylent and maybe a half-sized portion of the Blue Apron meals. You'd be amazed at how sick you can get when you aren't eating well.

 

[soliloquyR]

John I hope you are not implying that your ultra-wealthy parents sold you to an orphanage for profit.

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Making this about himself again, how great.

Because all the hip, young, tech people live life on the fast lane popping pills and getting wasted apparently. This person is above 40 years old and she's trying to act like a millennial hipster fresh outta college. This is the worst case of a midlife crisis I've ever seen.

Really hope the farms lasts another decade so we can see John at the age of 50. That would be fucking golden.

 

[AnOminous]

She might still subsist on mostly Soylent and maybe a half-sized portion of the Blue Apron meals. You'd be amazed at how sick you can get when you aren't eating well.

John is a living example of what Soylent gets you.

Someone should let the fucking people at Blue Apron know that someone is dying from eating their food. Publicly. In a really noisy way.

Blue Apron?

More like Blue Casket.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Really hope the farms lasts another decade so we can see John at the age of 50. That would be fucking golden.

Here's hoping! If this place does last another ten years I'd imagine this what the polls would start to look like:
Who will lose all their hair first?:
-Brianna Wu
-CWC
-DarksydePhil
-Dobson

 

[Cubanodun]

After all his stupid stories about how rehab making him better now he is bragging about chugging codeine like a the junkie he was