Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Sable]

"Overtime at GiantSpaceKat"

Even if programming were a puzzle game, Wu would still fuck out somehow.

Like, hammering a square peg into a round hole getting it stuck and ruining things forever.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's not going to happen unless John himself releases the source code.

Not if the Steam PC release ever happens, because then people can dig through the files saved locally on the hard drive - this is how they figured out that one stupid game with the street lamps actually only had one level and the dev saying hints on how to beat said level were in the trading cards - which you couldn't get until after the refund time limit was up - was him being a douche.

At this point, she could've rebuilt the entire game in Unreal Engine 4 and released it on everything from PCs to toasters.

Wu doesn't know a thing about Unreal Engine 4 - that's literally why they hired people to learn how to use the engine so they wouldn't have to!

 

[Cynical]

Not if the Steam PC release ever happens, because then people can dig through the files saved locally on the hard drive - this is how they figured out that one stupid game with the street lamps actually only had one level and the dev saying hints on how to beat said level were in the trading cards - which you couldn't get until after the refund time limit was up - was him being a douche.



Wu doesn't know a thing about Unreal Engine 4 - that's literally why they hired people to learn how to use the engine so they wouldn't have to!

From what we know, he's still using UE3. There a tweet where Wu outright admits it in the Tweetsave archive.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I wunder how the donation prizes are coming along?

Or did Johnny boy forget those too?

 

[Von Clausewitz]

I really try not to criticise the cooking fails, but bro...come the fuck on.

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Even if programming were a puzzle game, Wu would still fuck out somehow.

Like, hammering a square peg into a round hole getting it stuck and ruining things forever.

I actually got that one. It's nice, if you don't mind to play "Assembler the Game", however I bet hard money that Wu will never finish it. The later levels get rather complex. "Too complex for Wu" that is.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

39 years old.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

39 years old.

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I'd be worried that john walker flynt fools with some underaged girls but luckily he cut his dick off years ago.

 

[APerson]

"Overtime at GiantSpaceKat"

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I hear it's a fun game, but she's on like level 2. Reviews say that it gets much tougher.

I came out of Human Resource Machine unsure who it was really designed for. It's at times too simple for experienced programmers, and often made leaps too large for beginners to overcome without obtuse outside research.

You'd think the Godzilla of Tech Feminism would post after more progress.

I can't wait to see her Steam profile update now. For now, another note in the tracker.

From February 9 to today, June 6, 2016, Brianna Wu has spent at least $1,879.88 on video games.

Not exactly "official" but let's be honest - Brianna dropped at least $10 into a mobile game sometime between today and the previous update.

Was that the $5 iPad version or the $10 PC one you added?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John Flynt taking the US presidential election as seriously as a Twitter report.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

John Flynt taking the US presidential election as seriously as a Twitter report.

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So now that we've got a winner, I am pretty sure that we won't hear form Wu a single good word about Sanders or his supporters.

 

[captn_kettle]

The Brianna Wu plan for releasing a game.

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"Guise, i really like watch dogs so it can't be changed.".

Ah the famous "its problematic but i like it, so its not problematic" wu strategy.

 

[FatNero]

John Flynt taking the US presidential election as seriously as a Twitter report.

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I could have sworn she had a tweet about not doing this exact thing.

 

[soliloquyR]

How do you even remember who you are when you wake up in the morning with this little self-awareness?

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Look into it, John.

Videogame sexism history: game starring strong women is mysteriously pulled from the Apple store, special edition never gets released in spite of multiple promises.

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It's a silly developer joke, John. Get over it.

Fucking pathetic

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Oh shut the fuck up. Refusing to give up means he's sexist?
I could turn that shit back around and say that if Hilary wins, she's coasting on female vote privilege because she has a vagoo.

I don't know, but I'm willing to bet it's before Rev60.

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Google it, for fucks' sake.

"Overtime at GiantSpaceKat"

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John didn't even fucking play the game, he just swiped the screenshot from Google Images.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I assume by "bonkers", they mean succinct, simple, and completely true.

 

[That's A Rapp]

I don't know, but I'm willing to bet it's before Rev60.

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Another reason why rev60 will be delayed.

 

[Count groudon]

I really try not to criticise the cooking fails, but bro...come the fuck on.

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It look like something a college student would try to make when desperation sets in and they gotta start eating the scraps in the fridge. Wu paid money for this shit.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

It look like something a college student would try to make when desperation sets in and they gotta start eating the scraps in the fridge. Wu paid money for this shit.

I get more of the "meals prepared by someone who has never cooked" vibe.

 

[Jaimas]

"Overtime at GiantSpaceKat"

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She stole that from Google Images.

This is a re-occurring theme with Brianna Wu.

I assume by "bonkers", they mean succinct, simple, and completely true.

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Iglesias, you hypocritical fuck. I remember a time you had integrity.

Now look at you, being Tweeted by Brianna Wu and parroting the second most tired meme on the entire internet (all Trump supporters are racist). If this were the case, why are fucking black people coming out for the guy en masse?

 

[AnOminous]

I can't wait to see her Steam profile update now. For now, another note in the tracker.

From February 9 to today, June 6, 2016, Brianna Wu has spent at least $1,879.88 on video games.

I'm not a huge fan of the "people are starving in Africa" thing but when I see Wu dump that amount of money into shitty pay to win mobiles games, THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING IN FUCKING AFRICA YOU TRANNY PIECE OF SHIT!

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

I'm not a huge fan of the "people are starving in Africa" thing but when I see Wu dump that amount of money into shitty pay to win mobiles games, THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING IN FUCKING AFRICA YOU TRANNY PIECE OF SHIT!

That's just because they hate shopping! They should get a subscription to Blue Apron. Yum!
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