So in a couple of days, Mirror's Edge Catalyst launches.
I suspect Wu to weigh in/ comment on the game as follows:
- Will laud the fact that the main protagonist is a woman, but then dismiss her because she doesn't seem to be a lesbian.
- Preliminary impressions are saying the story is lackluster, but Wu being the expert of character development, will say the story is amazing.
- She will be pissed off that Faith reports to a dang dirty male and somehow explain how this causes the further pushes women back down.
- Expect at least one tirade about her wanting red parkour shoes like Faith and somehow prove she doesn't even know how shoes even work.
- We will then learn that Wu has extensive experience as a parkour expert and runs a parkour troupe in Boston.
- She will belittle her husband for not jumping off of tall buildings.
- Will spend at most six hours playing the game before going back to her pay-to-win garbage.
