Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[XH 502]

I can't believe none of you bitches have proposed the obvious choice: Ann Coulter.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Follow up report: Rev60 still abandoned

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Where's the game, John?

 

[AnOminous]

Follow up report: Rev60 still abandoned

Wu is just a salty scrub with a hateboner for Steam anything.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Can some wonderful Kiwi draw up a bingo for the Syfy episode?

 

[Luminous Being]

Can some wonderful Kiwi draw up a bingo for the Syfy episode?

I went with specific things I would expect from a format like that. You can add/adapt here.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

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Shouldn't take long in her segment to get blackout with that card.

 

[Ruin]

I'll be upset if Dax Shepard isn't drafted to play Tyce Andrews.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

I went with specific things I would expect from a format like that. You can add/adapt here.

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Beautiful. Cheers.

 

[Burned Man]

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You forgot screenshots of her Twitter with all the "death threats".

Also as said earlier Willem Dafoe is the best choice to play Wu, he already has experience. Just put the gut belt on him.

 

[Sable]

Tyce should play Tyce.

Ted Raimi should be Wu, he's used to being disguised as a monster.

 

[Luminous Being]

You forgot screenshots of her Twitter with all the "death threats".

It's all low-hanging fruit anyways.

 

[zedkissed60]

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Great work.

The card could definitely use a space, though, for this classic John Flynt whopper - that John "frequently" gets calls from "GamerGate" and they "masturbate" over the phone:

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https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/628992589010702336

We could also use a counter for the number of times these words are invoked:

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death
rape
GamerGate
terrifying
extremely
unconscious
engineer
woman
developer
exogenous
multifactorial
"eminent"
haptic
hacked
stole
poisoned
impersonated
amnesia
ransom
marathon
motorcycle
Chinese

Extra bonus points for actor portrayals of or references to "Lauren", "Natalie", "Natalie's baby", "Evelyn", and/or "Joseph".

Plus one drink for every snarltic.

 

[AnimuGinger]

This may be the first time Natalie exists in something other than text. Even if it's just an actress.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This may be the first time Natalie exists in something other than text. Even if it's just an actress.

SyFy Presents: The Case of the 60-Month Pregnancy

 

[Jaimas]

You forgot screenshots of her Twitter with all the "death threats".

Also as said earlier Willem Dafoe is the best choice to play Wu, he already has experience. Just put the gut belt on him.

You know, that brings up an interesting point. Wu's not very good at modesty and likes to use her opposition as a background.

I don't think she can this time. If she accuses TB of death threats, TB can sue her ass for libel. If she tries to use the Jace or Tyce footage, it just directs people to Deagle Nation and, by connection, us. If he voices the Chatterwhiteman or Crash Wu tweets, she's basically owning up to SomethingAwful successfully trolling her. If she claims to have been driven from her home, there's a host of people other than us who will jump on the chance and have violent unrelenting sex with it.

There is no way that anything Wu will do here will not blow up in her face to some degree or another, and it's going to bring us considerable humor.

 

[AnimuGinger]

You know, that brings up an interesting point. Wu's not very good at modesty and likes to use her opposition as a background.

I don't think she can this time. If she accuses TB of death threats, TB can sue her ass for libel. If she tries to use the Jace or Tyce footage, it just directs people to Deagle Nation and, by connection, us. If he voices the Chatterwhiteman or Crash Wu tweets, she's basically owning up to SomethingAwful successfully trolling her. If she claims to have been driven from her home, there's a host of people other than us who will jump on the chance and have violent unrelenting sex with it.

There is no way that anything Wu will do here will not blow up in her face to some degree or another, and it's going to bring us considerable humor.

If she directs to us, we'll have a lulzfest of weens and spergs visiting, and the servers will crash again.

 

[Bonesnap]

I think you're all missing the most obvious choice

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[AnimuGinger]

I think you're all missing the most obvious choice

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At least Caitlyn has the balls to admit they're trans. Wu just has balls.

 

[Thiletonomics]

If she directs to us, we'll have a lulzfest of weens and spergs visiting, and the servers will crash again.

Is that a good thing in the long run, or bad?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Not really on-topic at the moment, but: did no one ever post the "Election Eve" illustrations? Well, if not, here they are again - the last one in particular is comedy gold.





You all know what to do with the "Lies behind the truth, truth behind the lies" one.