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Whatta retard.
💼 Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats
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Please tell me this retard had a truck with a wide-open rear diff. 
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Waitasec, this retard lost a lawsuit to fucking Sai Zon Zee?
I thought I remembered the name "Yew Neek" from somewhere, I think it may have been via the endless clipping wars he gets into with Redbar.
Amazing, ghost lawyer notwithstanding.
Edit:
Waitasec, this retard lost a lawsuit to fucking Sai Zon Zee?
I thought I remembered the name "Yew Neek" from somewhere, I think it may have been via the endless clipping wars he gets into with Redbar.
Amazing, ghost lawyer notwithstanding.
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RETARD! RETARD! FUCK-UP! FUCK-UP! BWOOP BWOOP!
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Wait what?! He represented himself AND WON?! WTF?!
That literally never happens, how come?
That literally never happens, how come?
He had a ghost lawyer. He was fucking up by the numbers before that. The judge sent him a request to show why the case should be dismissed with numbered specific requests for cause.
Idiot scribbled "FAIR USE" at the bottom of the paper.
Ghost lawyer contacted him on youtube and told him exactly what to say/file, with citations. Knob's representative didn't like that one bit and tried to argue that it wasn't fair that the youtuber was getting legal advice through back channels.
If you watch the youtube foam pillow shared, and I retardedly posted an hour later, it covers all the salient details.
Essentially, a law wizard taught him how to fake the spells of lawfare, and it worked out. Doesn't hurt that the judge found Knob loathsome. Poor judge had to watch TFAK. For work!
6:40 into the video, you get to see the fair use scribble.
Idiot scribbled "FAIR USE" at the bottom of the paper.
Ghost lawyer contacted him on youtube and told him exactly what to say/file, with citations. Knob's representative didn't like that one bit and tried to argue that it wasn't fair that the youtuber was getting legal advice through back channels.
If you watch the youtube foam pillow shared, and I retardedly posted an hour later, it covers all the salient details.
Essentially, a law wizard taught him how to fake the spells of lawfare, and it worked out. Doesn't hurt that the judge found Knob loathsome. Poor judge had to watch TFAK. For work!
6:40 into the video, you get to see the fair use scribble.
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Schaube'll be fine after the truck flip, there's no way you can get CTE twice
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Bappa the gear head
Now that his whisky tycoon, exotic fish owner and stand up comedian persona are wrapping up, Brendan is now an epic gear head!
I've always been a car guy
Now Brendan has always been somewhat of a car bro. Not so much out of an actual interest of cars but more out of flexing his status. and wealth. Brendan's varied tastes include liking Porsche and Ferraris. However, many people have assumed his taste is pretty much just copying Joe Rogan and trying to get his approval.
(How come everything Brendan buys happens to coincide with a childhood dream?)
(Joe Rogan stalling his sports car)
Coincidently Joe Rogan bought a TRX truck (because a 5 foot 4 comedian living in a urbanised environment would need that) and then Brendan bought one too! Crazy, huh?
(Brendan finding it hard to navigate his cool new truck in urban L.A)
The beginnings of the Gear Head era.
Around six months ago, Brendan's social media started filling up with DIY truck modding content. However, the content didn't show him actively working on the truck. Instead it was more of him holding a screwdriver or looking under the hood. This would be followed with a caption with a bunch of car jargon about the rad mods he was definitely about to install himself.
Even stranger was Brendan going in to car stores and picking up various items while soyfacing in front of the camera while cut n pasting some part stats in the caption.
Never being content with just one grift, Brendan found it necessary to try and combine his gear head persona with his beast of a comedy career. This resulted in the Keep on Trucking comedy tour which featured a bunch of bizarre truck themed poster art.
Everyone who isn't like me is a homosexual
Not being able to enjoy his new grift for what it is, Brendan has found it imperative to combine being a car guy with his faux conservative, meathead, nevermesswithtexas persona he tries to build. Never thinking that 99% of people will drive a utilitarian, standard non political car, Brendan believes that if you're not a big truck guy you must be a cum guzzling aids patient who drives a electric car. As part of this he frequently posts boomer electric car memes or if anyone ever laughs at his buffoon antics, he'll attack them saying they love Teslas, being cucked and Joe Biden.
Enter the Tune Town
Ever the opportunist, Brendan decided to try and monetize his new gear head hobby. Tune Town was created in November 2023 and was described as "Brendan Schaub takes stock cars and turns them into monsters." People were assuming the show would be Brendan working on cars himself, doing mods and test drives. However it seemed Brendan was taking a more hands off approach with him basically buying a car, dropping the car off at the mechanics, coming back days later to pick it up and listen to the mechanic explain what they installed.
The audience found this very weird and saw it to be like someone starting a cooking show where they decide what meal they'd like to eat, dropping the ingredients off at a professional chef and then come back days later to eat the completed meal which they had no hand in making. Surprisingly the channel hasn't done very well with only 5.5k subs and no video being able to get over 30K views.
To make things worse, the comments section is a shit show with people openly mocking Brendan and the channel. Scanning through the comments, you'd be hard pressed to find a neutral comment let alone a positive one.
Some of the more bewildering episodes includes him buying a car off the internet and realizing it has problems and then the rest of the episode is some mechanics explaining to him how they'd fix it. Also the episode entitled Brendan Shaub Learns To Drift which is him passively sitting in the passenger seat while another man drives around a parking lot.
Jokes on you. I was only pretending to be retarded.
Few weeks back, people online started noticing Brendan not posting anything about his TRX truck. People joked that he probably crashed it. Hilarity ensued after he dropped hints on his podcast that there may of been an accident. More hints were made after he posted a photo of him wearing a neck brace. He then told a retarded story of having to get a staff member to drive him to and from the office as his TRX was wrecked. When people asked why can't he drive one of his other cars, he'd explain that his other cars have racing tyres installed which can't be used in the rain and due to his unwillingness to install standard tyres or call an Uber, his staff had to drive him to and from the office.
A few days back Brendan posted a image of his TRX truck tipped over. In an epic attempt to beat the hadders to the punch and own the narrative, Brendan tried to making flipping his own truck into content. And in a sad way, this will probably be the highest view video Tune Town will have unless he films himself dying by driving off the edge of the L.A freeway. When viewers made fun of a grown man flipping a truck on flat ground, Brendan couldn't resist and had to passively aggressively reply to them despite constantly saying he doesn't read the comments and posts and ghosts.
Today Brendan uploaded the video I Flipped My TRX. The video starts with Brendan doing the outdated "You're probably wondering how I got here" meme and then goes to a scene of him standing around awkwardly while some mechanic explains all the parts and mods that were added to the TRX. They then take the car out to the desert where Bappa epicly drives over hills and rocks before getting the truck bogged in sand or a ditch. There's then a scene of him digging around the wheel like a meth head, moving sand to free it. This all fails and Brendan is saved by a random Mexican who tows his truck out.
Not learning from this, Brendan takes the truck out for one more spin to do some cool moves. Turns out he's left traction control on and flips the truck despite being on a relatively flat surface. The video has over 15k views already and seems to be one of the more popular videos of the channel. And all he had to do is crash a 100k truck and give himself another possible head injury. Despite him trying to own the bit, he's been only mocked in the video comments is filled with him being mocked for being a low IQ poseur.
Have some pity though
Every man needs a hobby. Whether it's model trainsets , fantasy football or darts, every man has a silly little hobby that they do in private for some escapism and relief from life. But imagine you're Brendan, the man with a thousand interests. MMA guy, whisky maker, mountain biker, exotic fish collector , footballer, gear head, fashion enthusiast, gym bro, Tough Mudder competitor, Jiu Jitsu, stand up comedian. Now imagine that you could never enjoy one of of these interests in quiet, personal solitude where you partake in it for the simple act of personal enjoyment. Due to your compulsion to promote, commodify and to tell everyone "I've always been a ___ guy" and to wear it as a temporary identity, you'll never have any true interests. As soon as the clicks and monetization wears off, you'll discard it.
It's easy for people to say 'Brendan is a dumb tard' but think about the man who can never truly enjoy anything, forced to enduring passing phases and will live in his own hell.
Now that his whisky tycoon, exotic fish owner and stand up comedian persona are wrapping up, Brendan is now an epic gear head!
I've always been a car guy
Now Brendan has always been somewhat of a car bro. Not so much out of an actual interest of cars but more out of flexing his status. and wealth. Brendan's varied tastes include liking Porsche and Ferraris. However, many people have assumed his taste is pretty much just copying Joe Rogan and trying to get his approval.
(How come everything Brendan buys happens to coincide with a childhood dream?)
Coincidently Joe Rogan bought a TRX truck (because a 5 foot 4 comedian living in a urbanised environment would need that) and then Brendan bought one too! Crazy, huh?
(Brendan finding it hard to navigate his cool new truck in urban L.A)
The beginnings of the Gear Head era.
Around six months ago, Brendan's social media started filling up with DIY truck modding content. However, the content didn't show him actively working on the truck. Instead it was more of him holding a screwdriver or looking under the hood. This would be followed with a caption with a bunch of car jargon about the rad mods he was definitely about to install himself.
Even stranger was Brendan going in to car stores and picking up various items while soyfacing in front of the camera while cut n pasting some part stats in the caption.
Never being content with just one grift, Brendan found it necessary to try and combine his gear head persona with his beast of a comedy career. This resulted in the Keep on Trucking comedy tour which featured a bunch of bizarre truck themed poster art.
Everyone who isn't like me is a homosexual
Not being able to enjoy his new grift for what it is, Brendan has found it imperative to combine being a car guy with his faux conservative, meathead, nevermesswithtexas persona he tries to build. Never thinking that 99% of people will drive a utilitarian, standard non political car, Brendan believes that if you're not a big truck guy you must be a cum guzzling aids patient who drives a electric car. As part of this he frequently posts boomer electric car memes or if anyone ever laughs at his buffoon antics, he'll attack them saying they love Teslas, being cucked and Joe Biden.
Enter the Tune Town
Ever the opportunist, Brendan decided to try and monetize his new gear head hobby. Tune Town was created in November 2023 and was described as "Brendan Schaub takes stock cars and turns them into monsters." People were assuming the show would be Brendan working on cars himself, doing mods and test drives. However it seemed Brendan was taking a more hands off approach with him basically buying a car, dropping the car off at the mechanics, coming back days later to pick it up and listen to the mechanic explain what they installed.
The audience found this very weird and saw it to be like someone starting a cooking show where they decide what meal they'd like to eat, dropping the ingredients off at a professional chef and then come back days later to eat the completed meal which they had no hand in making. Surprisingly the channel hasn't done very well with only 5.5k subs and no video being able to get over 30K views.
To make things worse, the comments section is a shit show with people openly mocking Brendan and the channel. Scanning through the comments, you'd be hard pressed to find a neutral comment let alone a positive one.
Some of the more bewildering episodes includes him buying a car off the internet and realizing it has problems and then the rest of the episode is some mechanics explaining to him how they'd fix it. Also the episode entitled Brendan Shaub Learns To Drift which is him passively sitting in the passenger seat while another man drives around a parking lot.
Jokes on you. I was only pretending to be retarded.
Few weeks back, people online started noticing Brendan not posting anything about his TRX truck. People joked that he probably crashed it. Hilarity ensued after he dropped hints on his podcast that there may of been an accident. More hints were made after he posted a photo of him wearing a neck brace. He then told a retarded story of having to get a staff member to drive him to and from the office as his TRX was wrecked. When people asked why can't he drive one of his other cars, he'd explain that his other cars have racing tyres installed which can't be used in the rain and due to his unwillingness to install standard tyres or call an Uber, his staff had to drive him to and from the office.
A few days back Brendan posted a image of his TRX truck tipped over. In an epic attempt to beat the hadders to the punch and own the narrative, Brendan tried to making flipping his own truck into content. And in a sad way, this will probably be the highest view video Tune Town will have unless he films himself dying by driving off the edge of the L.A freeway. When viewers made fun of a grown man flipping a truck on flat ground, Brendan couldn't resist and had to passively aggressively reply to them despite constantly saying he doesn't read the comments and posts and ghosts.
Today Brendan uploaded the video I Flipped My TRX. The video starts with Brendan doing the outdated "You're probably wondering how I got here" meme and then goes to a scene of him standing around awkwardly while some mechanic explains all the parts and mods that were added to the TRX. They then take the car out to the desert where Bappa epicly drives over hills and rocks before getting the truck bogged in sand or a ditch. There's then a scene of him digging around the wheel like a meth head, moving sand to free it. This all fails and Brendan is saved by a random Mexican who tows his truck out.
Not learning from this, Brendan takes the truck out for one more spin to do some cool moves. Turns out he's left traction control on and flips the truck despite being on a relatively flat surface. The video has over 15k views already and seems to be one of the more popular videos of the channel. And all he had to do is crash a 100k truck and give himself another possible head injury. Despite him trying to own the bit, he's been only mocked in the video comments is filled with him being mocked for being a low IQ poseur.
Have some pity though
Every man needs a hobby. Whether it's model trainsets , fantasy football or darts, every man has a silly little hobby that they do in private for some escapism and relief from life. But imagine you're Brendan, the man with a thousand interests. MMA guy, whisky maker, mountain biker, exotic fish collector , footballer, gear head, fashion enthusiast, gym bro, Tough Mudder competitor, Jiu Jitsu, stand up comedian. Now imagine that you could never enjoy one of of these interests in quiet, personal solitude where you partake in it for the simple act of personal enjoyment. Due to your compulsion to promote, commodify and to tell everyone "I've always been a ___ guy" and to wear it as a temporary identity, you'll never have any true interests. As soon as the clicks and monetization wears off, you'll discard it.
It's easy for people to say 'Brendan is a dumb tard' but think about the man who can never truly enjoy anything, forced to enduring passing phases and will live in his own hell.
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Every time I hear about Brendan I think of this cumtown bit.
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To make it even worse, the Airbag takes him out before the car has even flipped. He might have been able to save it if he went full counter steer right when it blew up, but I think it might have been just a bit too late since this guy has no skill or intuition when it comes to driving.
You could also hear something that sounds suspiciously like something snapping in the suspension just when he starts to roll.
God I hate modern cars, I would not drive one even if it was given to me for free with infinite fuel for free.
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This is BJ Baldwin (more like Balding) He's a big truck racing, gun totin, forest camo wearin, MAGA lovin bro who describes himself as "unfiltered" and he's mad at the internet for laughing at Brendan.
After Brendan crashed his truck and posted it online, BJ went on a unhinged rant on social media about how people are being mean to Brendan online and need to shut up. He then goes into detail how he would like to physically attack anyone who says mean things to his friends. I thought this video was a joke at first but after re-watching he seems very serious and shaken by the internet. He also refers to Brendan as his 'Boy' which seems like a very common and heterosexual thing to say.
If I had to take a guess, L.A entertainment types probably like to hang out with people like BJ because he'll show them how to shoot guns and rev trucks in the desert. This makes them feel more alpha and less like west coast industry poseurs. In return BJ gets celebrity cred with the hopes of getting on Joe Rogan. He also seems like the kind of guy who believes in freedom of speech while also wanting to censor people online who make fun of his friends.
After Brendan crashed his truck and posted it online, BJ went on a unhinged rant on social media about how people are being mean to Brendan online and need to shut up. He then goes into detail how he would like to physically attack anyone who says mean things to his friends. I thought this video was a joke at first but after re-watching he seems very serious and shaken by the internet. He also refers to Brendan as his 'Boy' which seems like a very common and heterosexual thing to say.
If I had to take a guess, L.A entertainment types probably like to hang out with people like BJ because he'll show them how to shoot guns and rev trucks in the desert. This makes them feel more alpha and less like west coast industry poseurs. In return BJ gets celebrity cred with the hopes of getting on Joe Rogan. He also seems like the kind of guy who believes in freedom of speech while also wanting to censor people online who make fun of his friends.
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^^^That guys really tough and smart
I like a guy thats ready to start a business
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He wasn't wearing a seat belt. That is the whole reason the side airbag hits his head. Otherwise, it's the door frame his head is hitting.
Either way, the moron is getting a head injury. Luckily, it won't affect his life.
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Brendan has a video recorded at an MMA event he's at. He talks about the selfless act he's just done of paying to fly a fighters wife and kid out to be at the event. They made sure to stick a camera in the guys face while he's calling his wife. Hopefully this doesn't turn out to be another thing like Ray Borgs son.
No good deed goes unfilmed.
No good deed goes unfilmed.
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Brendan is approaching Patrick Tomlinson levels of "fucking up in everything attempted"
Come to think of it, both Bapa and Fatrick have automotive blogs, are bad at standup, and have lost litigation against their haters.
Come to think of it, both Bapa and Fatrick have automotive blogs, are bad at standup, and have lost litigation against their haters.
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It's kind of wild that he's managed to ruin so much of his career in the space of five years. His podcast has dropped to about a quarter of its audience compared to pre-covid times due to his unlikeable personality traits and lack of effort. All his other podcasts haven't gone anywhere besides the Golden Hour which has also lost a lot of viewers. Most people in the MMA world think he's a clown. His need to pick fights, talk shit or throw fighters or other analysts under the bus has made him unlikeable in that world. I mean he was brought in as a analyst for the McGregor v Mayweather fight and embarrassed himself and now MMA fighters only make fun of him. Despite being gifted a comedy career, his laziness, lack of talent and wanting to rise to the top right away tanked any progression and he's basically given up after a few years.
Imagine if he stayed in his lane and didn't need to start drama and practiced a bit humility, he could of slowly built a career in entertainment.
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If he stayed in his lane, he'd be in BKFC getting heemed by Roy Nelson again. Still would be much more entertaining than what he's doing now
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Bapa is the epitome of the Chink insult "A Dou". Named after the childhood name of the Shu-Han emperor Jingaling Liu Shan who was a literal retard, the insult is used for people who can't achieve anything even with very significant outside assistance. Schwabba had everyone run interference for him, his dad (bought his Rrari and no doubt finances his trugg tune up show), his brother 
J from what I remember does all the IT shit for all of his failing websites and pawcasses, Toe Rogan, Wrinks, Chris D'iddler, Theo Von etc. got him all the connections in the cawlmedy world that he pissed away. He had the opposite trajectory of cawlmedian - he started with doing large clubs and a Showtime special and ended with a self-produced speshul and doing shitty dive bars.
J from what I remember does all the IT shit for all of his failing websites and pawcasses, Toe Rogan, Wrinks, Chris D'iddler, Theo Von etc. got him all the connections in the cawlmedy world that he pissed away. He had the opposite trajectory of cawlmedian - he started with doing large clubs and a Showtime special and ended with a self-produced speshul and doing shitty dive bars.
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Retard with brain damage's practiced more law than Balldo has in his entire career.
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Yew neek posted saying Brendan Schaub has filed an appeal.