Bread Bakin' Bitches - Bitches bakin' bread and other yeasty shit

[Bugaboo]

I fucking love baking bread. I bake mine in a bread machine like a cheating bastard (also I because I don't own a stand mixer or a dough hook for it)

I typically bake white bread or white bread with some cheddar cheese in it but I also make pizza doughs to make calzones to make ahead and freeze so I can just throw one in the oven when I am hungry.

Generally the bread has a nicer crust when I just use the machine to make dough and then I bake the bread in the oven as God intended, but if I'm in a hurry I will bake it in the machine

 

[Clop]

Why you flourey tart

 

[nagant 1895]

I recently realized my bread was coming out dry because i wasn't waiting long enough for the butter to soften. Things have improved by at least 15% with this knowledge.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Forgive me, I thought this was going to be another thread about Amberlynn's rolls.

 

[MediocreMilt]

You know you can knead the dough by hand...

 

[Judge Holden]

You know you can knead the dough by hand...

Yeah, with Sourdough I like to knead by hand since it lets me work it better than a machine would, but honestly if im making just basic bitch ass yeast bread I usually let the machine do the work while I wax my carrot to anime girls or whatnot

 

[oldTireWater]

My bread-maker bread always collapses in the middle. It's not a big deal, but it makes for some akwardly shaped slices.

 

[Nekromantik]

I love my bread machine, because not only does it make bread, it has a setting to make jam too.

 

[Lilac1]

All ears for a great bread maker. My old one invariably burnt the crust and left delicious raw dough in the center.,

 

[Recoil]

Bread making? Kiwis are such multifaceted creatures.

 

[a dinosaur]

Alton Brown's soft pretzel recipe is so legit. It's been my go-to base for nearly every bread I've made and it's really forgiving. Pretzel rolls, pizza dough, cinnamon rolls, pepperoni rolls, etc.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Pizza dough.

 

[Bugaboo]

You know you can knead the dough by hand...

I've done that before, it works fine but I prefer the bread machine because the chances of fucking up the kneading are pretty slim

All ears for a great bread maker. My old one invariably burnt the crust and left delicious raw dough in the center.,

I use an old black and decker one from the 90's, it still works extremely well despite it's age

Alton Brown's soft pretzel recipe is so legit. It's been my go-to base for nearly every bread I've made and it's really forgiving. Pretzel rolls, pizza dough, cinnamon rolls, pepperoni rolls, etc.

I'll have to try it out, I fucking love pretzels and cinnamon rolls. I make them for my co workers

 

[DuckSucker]

Check out the no-knead bread recipes if you have a dish to cook it in. I have a mixer and know how to knead by hand but the stretch-and-fold method has become popular in the past 10 years or so, and it's pretty simple. Youll need a dutch oven or something deep to let it rise in though, and you should be using bread flour because with that type of method, I dont think minimal kneading will give you enough structure with AP flour which is lower in protein and made to be used mostly for (no shit) any sort of middle ground type of recipe, mostly quick breads and cookies and shit.

I just happen to really love a good strong loaf of bread over softer types which get stuck in my teeth, so sourdough and rustic type loaves are my fav.

But all fresh bread is good bread.

 

[nagant 1895]

I use an old black and decker one from the 90's, it still works extremely well despite it's age

Black & Decker stuff tends to last forever. My B&D oven works perfect and is older than I am. I made some bad-a cinnamon raisin bread with it today.

 

[HamFan]

I don't do bread machines. Any other hand-crafted bread bitches hand knead in the bowl?
Rather than turn the dough onto the counter (what a mess), I use one hand to hold the bowl and one hand to knead it in the bowl. I've made hundreds of loaves and rolls this way with many compliments.

 

[JosephStalin]

Here's April. She and her husband have made a ton of videos. He sure does look like a wimp. She was pretty good-looking until she started splorting out kids. Their trip to Costa Rica was a good video, got to see her in a bikini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuD7kNSHFW0&list=PLF0F8246B73BF0B6F&index=231&t=0s

 

[JambledUpWords]

Based on the title, I thought you were going to talk about women that bake bread using their vaginal “yeast”

 

[Bugaboo]

Based on the title, I thought you were going to talk about women that bake bread using their vaginal “yeast”

No, for the love of God I hope no one does that but because this is the internet I'm sure at least 1 person has tried

 

[JambledUpWords]

No, for the love of God I hope no one does that but because this is the internet I'm sure at least 1 person has tried

Somebody already has