💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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The Bam subreddit dug up some court documents related to the legal battle over child support. It ended up being deleted by Reddit because of doxxing rules but i managed to screenshot them at least. TLDR Nikki has a tiny apartment in a shithole part of LA, Bam isn't paying any child support, she's on food stamps and Phoenix has free state insurance for poor people.
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Rogowski dijo:
The Bam subreddit dug up some court documents related to the legal battle over child support. It ended up being deleted by Reddit because of doxxing rules but i managed to screenshot them at least. TLDR Nikki has a tiny apartment in a shithole part of LA, Bam isn't paying any child support, she's on food stamps and Phoenix has free state insurance for poor people.
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It’s been a long time since I’ve rented in LA but in her current expense list she has rent at $4,000 and they’re requesting $6,500. Now, it’s entirely possible she’s making that first number up but I didn’t see an address to confirm it. Either way, she’s going to get nothing and have to like it. She must have a very understanding and loaded brother for him to front her $20K for legal fees for free.
 
I wanna know who the farmer is in the wedding photo. Could that be Bam's new father-in-law since he's in between Bam and Danii?
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Artie Lange on the right looks fucking great though, didn't know he was close with Bam. That is not Artie Lange.

In other news looks like Jess is still shit talking Bam but I dunno joking that your brother was/is a cokehead seems like an upgrade from accusing him of smoking Meth. Which good for Jess I don't think I could ever forgive a family member if he was going on looney rants wanting to murder their mother.
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basically gayer fez dijo:
Another unfortunate to add to the "Margera Curse". Watch that he has a kid with this one, and then abandon it because fuck child support am I right?
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Here's hoping that either:
  1. The hag's obvious anorexia has rendered the ovaries attached to her "3 feet of pussy meat" completely barren and incapable of conceiving.
  2. Bum is shooting blanks thanks to the years of drug and alcohol abuse
  3. The most likely scenario, "3 feet of pussy meat" is actually code for a blown out bussy and the hag actually is packing a bigger tuna can than Bum is.
 
CaptainDong dijo:
Here's hoping that either:
  1. The hag's obvious anorexia has rendered the ovaries attached to her "3 feet of pussy meat" completely barren and incapable of conceiving.
  2. Bum is shooting blanks thanks to the years of drug and alcohol abuse
  3. The most likely scenario, "3 feet of pussy meat" is actually code for a blown out bussy and the hag actually is packing a bigger tuna can than Bum is.
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I don't doubt (and it is unfortunate) that any kid Bam produces will turn out to be fucked up. I mean look at Phoenix, he didn't start talking until he was 3-4 years old.
 
Xenomorph dijo:
$750 a month for GAS lmao
$400 a month for eating out lmao
Bitch lmao
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Yeah $400 for eating out while you're on EBT is fucking wild. And why $1200 for child care? Unless that's for doctor's/therapy appointments? And GTFO with the $6K for rent. Bam is a piece of shit, but Nikki isn't much better. She's just a grifter using the kid as leverage.
 
I am Jack's dead arm dijo:
Bam is a piece of shit, but Nikki isn't much better. She's just a grifter using the kid as leverage.
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There's no other quality of hole Bam is capable of attracting. On the social ladder, he's a rung below "mid-forties, white trash lottery winner"; because he's been a spoiled manbaby obsessed with flaunting wealth since he was 14. Any non-trash person seeing Bam coming is going to either avoid him or pray he doesn't come into their business to demand free booze or tattoos by belching "DOOYA KNAW HAW IYAM?. FUCKIN' BAM MARGERA 'N SHIT." Whereas comparable human garbage will see him for the easy mark he is; and embrace him with open arms in the course of getting him loaded enough to swipe a credit card a dozen or more times before trying to steal a squirt of his 'Tard Soup sperm as an investment.
 
Local archive of the most romantic vows of all time:



So, exactly one year ago, I was checking into the Sunset Marquis in Los Angeles to check out. I'd bought enough drugs to not want to wake up. And I said, "God, if I do wake up, eff you, but you better deliver me the hottest eye candy with A-Cup tits and a tan pit bull." So I woke up and I'm like, "Jesus tapdancing Christ, I'm alive!" Thinking this would take a week or more, I go out by the pool, order a Bloody Mary, only to overhear somebody say, "Listen, I'm Sicilian and Irish, I'm 43, born in Jersey, and I don't have time for this! I gotta go walk my tan pit bull!" I said [spinning around] "Who are you?" She says, "I'm a supermodel and stretch coach." Stretch coach? Tan pit bull? A-Cup tits? [Prayer hands] "Thank you God!" Earth angel! Let's go. I love you, and I'll love you forever, and I'll take care of you. You've got rid of all the dickheads and goons and made me stop drinking and got me back to skateboarding and I cannot thank you enough.

Dannii looked thrilled to be there:

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I get that most people get more casual the more weddings they accumulate, but at this point Bam will next get married in a ratty pair of old boxers and flip-flops:

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The happy couple is spending their wedding weekend with with Bam's old friend Michael Lohan, best known for a rap sheet that includes insider trading, bill-dodging, domestic violence, DUI, fistfighting his own son, pimping out his daughter, punching random workers, and most recently, taking illegal kickbacks for rehab patient brokering. The notepads make it seem like a business meeting, if not for what seems to be a kid's menu/coloring placemat in front of Dannii lol, must have needed it to hold Bam's attention.

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