🐱 Brain-Eating Zombie Deer Disease Will Likely Spread To Humans

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/brain-eating-zombie-deer-disease-will-likely-spread-to-humans

Hundreds of deer, elk, and moose across the United States and Canada have already succumbed the brain-wasting chronic wasting disease (CWD) known as “zombie” deer disease. Now scientists are worried it will cross over to humans who unwittingly eat meat from infected animals. Michael Osterholm, an infectious disease professor from the University of Minnesota, estimates that up to 15,000 infected animals are eaten by humans every year and could rise. “It’s possible the number of human cases will be substantial and will not be isolated events,” he told USA Today. Osterholm likens the potential for human infection to Mad Cow disease which spread across the United Kingdom in the 80s and 90s and which was also a so-called prion disease, which are known as transmissible spongiform encephalopathies. He warns that eating wild game is increasingly risky. “It's like a throw at the genetic roulette table,” he said. “If Stephen King could write an infectious disease novel, he’d write it about prions.” Symptoms of the disease, which starts in the tissues of the brain and spinal cord, are weight loss, clumsiness, listlessness, excessive thirst and drooling. Animals often exhibit bursts of aggression before collapsing and, eventually, dying.

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Crack open those skulls when you're done processing and let the state know if you see anything weird. For the first time we saw a roundworm in the brain cavity of a deer we were processed last year. Turns out this parasite is well known and more common farther south. The state is happy when you report these things, it helps them track infection movements and rates. Plus, you can use the brain to tan the hide. Don't be some faggot who cuts off the backstraps and doesn't give a fuck about the rest of the animal.

Just make sure you wash up or wear gloves. Don't go sticking a dip in with your hand covered in brain juice.
 
If it's a prion disease, wouldn't that mean that no amount of cooking or curing or freezing or disinfecting it could get rid of it?
Well some amount of cooking would, just not the amount people subject things they intend to eat to. Prions aren't alive in the classical sense and due to terrible coincidence (perhaps evidence that God hates us and wants us to suffer) is incredibly thermostable for a protein.
 
True, cooking won't help with prions, but there are plenty of other diseases and parasites out there.

See also: Don't eat the brains. Or the spine, I suppose.
 
Symptoms of the disease, which starts in the tissues of the brain and spinal cord, are weight loss, clumsiness, listlessness, excessive thirst and drooling. Animals often exhibit bursts of aggression before collapsing and, eventually, dying.
These zombies sound pretty pathetic
Coming soon to Discovery Channel: Incel or Zombie? You decide
 
What a terrible way to die. How are the deer getting it?
 
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