😵‍💫 Skitzocow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votos: 169 13.7%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votos: 41 3.3%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votos: 76 6.1%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votos: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votos: 802 64.8%

  • Total de votantes
    1,238
APerson/Jewish anonymous coward,

What say you about this Genasis 1:1...
 

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@Luminous Being/anonymous coward,

Your demons really got the best of you then!! You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 3/14/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years with 74 years non-commutable.

Note: You can repent... Any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in increased bad luck and an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're part of a scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge(47) of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

MISSION COMPLETE

STYLE POINTS: 27694 - S

TIME: 06:06:06 - S

COMPLETION: 100% - S

ITEMS USED: 1

DEATHS: 0

FINAL SCORE: C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20 S19

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Anonymous Jewish74 coward,

Wrong. What do you know about G-D? There Are No Coincidences when you believe in G-D; I thought you knew that?! And what do you know about Freemasonry? "Freemasons encode everything" - two programs on History Channel.

And I thought you knew the Bible? The #7 is all over Sacred Scriptures!

Christ=77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20
power=77=P16+O15+W23+E5+R18
glory=77=G7+L12+O15+R18+Y25
Watson=77=W23+A1+T20+S19+O+N14
Yes. 7 reoccurs (7 days, 7 species, 7 ancestors [matriarchs+patriarchs]). But you know what doesn't? 77. 49, yes (space between Jubilee years). But never 7*11.
Harry James Potter = 77

Mind? Blown.



What's a kiai?
Oh, sometimes he spells out naughty words with gematria and no spacing. G-d forbid Jesus reincarnated say ASS.
APerson/Jewish anonymous coward,

What say you about this Genasis 1:1...
You're still transliterating Genesis wrong. You know what Google results for "Genasis" return? A rapper. Literally nobody spells it that way but you. I've said what I have to say about yud as a vowel accent; if you won't listen, that's on you.
 
Oh, sometimes he spells out naughty words with gematria and no spacing. G-d forbid Jesus reincarnated say ASS.

Maybe that's why he condemns people to not reincarnate, as opposed to relegating them to H-E-double hockey sticks.
 
@Luminous Being/anonymous coward,

Your demons really got the best of you then!! You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by Thanos the Mad Titan, I hereby FAIL at judging anyone.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years with 74 years non-commutable.

- Brad(666) Watson(69), Miami
He is Not A Lawyer, Much Less a Judge.

Vetoed. Reversed. Cancelled. Negated.
Brad "IANAJ" Watson has just added 666 years to his own sentence.
@Luminous Being is now permanently immune to False Prophet Fatwas.
 
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@Vorhtbame/anonymous coward,

Wrong again. 'Genasis' is an alternate spelling that is better phonetically than 'Genesis' (Gene-sis) like beginnin' is an alternate spelling of 'beginning'. And...

Genasis=74=G7+E5+N14+A1+S19+I9+S19

"In the beginnin'74, God7_4 created the heavens74 and the Earth" - Genasis74 1:1

As shown above, Genasis 1:1/Bereshis 1:1 in its original Hebrew is 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters - it's God's signature.

@APerson,

Well?

Here's Einstein answering questions from his students:
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Here's Jesus teaching to all, young and old, rich and poor:
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Anonymous coward,

You are a compulsive liar and a pathological liar. You have done nothing but constantly attack me - sometimes rudely - and disrupt my teaching here. You imply that Jesus son of Joseph and Albert Einstein and their followers/students would have put up with your shit. That's patently false.
 
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@Vorhtbame/anonymous coward,

Wrong again. 'Genasis' is an alternate spelling that is better phonetically than 'Genesis' (Gene-sis) like beginnin' is an alternate spelling of 'beginning'. And...

Genasis=74=G7+E5+N14+A1+S19+I9+S19
No! Beginnin' is not a spelling. It is an informal contraction.
I'm not answering both the image and its color-reversed version. And I already answered the white-background one.
Anonymous coward,

You are a compulsive liar and a pathological liar. You have done nothing but constantly attack me - sometimes rudely - and disrupt my teaching here. You imply that Jesus son of Joseph and Albert Einstein and their followers/students would have put up with your shit. That's patently false.
Jesus and Einstein would have explained to their students their mistakes logically and patiently. You, on the other hand, fly off the handle more often than ADF doing something imbecilic.
 
@APerson,

Beginnin' is the spelling of an informal contraction of 'beginning'.

The image I provided of Genasis 1:1/Bereshis 1:1 provides the correct Hebrew spelling and gematria. There's a whole lot more around the Internet. But your explanation of "7 words and 26 letters" does produce my birthday of 7/26. I AM a Leo born in the 7th month while Jesus (born 4/17/6 BC) was a Ram/Lamb born in the 4th month. "The first time GOD sends a Lamb and the second time GOD sends a Lion." 'Coincidence'?

Jesus and Einstein (and their followers/students) would have expelled you from their classes for your disruptive and belligerent behavior. Actually, you would have never qualified to study with them.

Today, March 15th, is the Ides of March: "it was marked by several religious observances and became notorious as the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar in 44 BC". It was J.C. who had established the Julian calendar (leap years were later tweaked over centuries to become the Gregorian calendar). March 15 is normally the 74th day of the year, but since this is a leap year, today is the 75th day.
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ides_of_March

The Roman calendar is a solar calendar that took the 12 lunar months and tweaked them to produce 7 months with thirty-one day + 4 months with thirty days + February's 28 (7x4) days.
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Synchronism: 3/15/16 08:05 "2000 year-old Roman coin found in Israel" - ticker on GMA, ABC
 
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Today, March 15th, is the Ides of March: "it was marked by several religious observances and became notorious as the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar in 44 BC". It was J.C. who had established the Julian calendar (leap years were later tweaked over centuries to become the Gregorian calendar). March 15 is normally the 74th day of the year, but since this is a leap year, today is the 75th day.
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ides_of_March

The Roman calendar is a solar calendar that took the 12 lunar months and tweaked them to produce 7 months with thirty-one days + 4 months with thirty days + February's 28 (7x4) or 29 days.
.

Synchronism: 3/15/16 08:54 "Miami is a party town!" - ESPN
 

That's funny; I thought you were God. Why don't you know my real name, hon?

Wrong again. 'Genasis' is an alternate spelling that is better phonetically than 'Genesis' (Gene-sis) like beginnin' is an alternate spelling of 'beginning'.

@APerson already covered why "beginnin'" doesn't work. And no, GenAYYYYsis doesn't work better.

And...

Genasis=74=G7+E5+N14+A1+S19+I9+S19

Oh, I see. It's because Genesis makes 78, which breaks up your pattern. You're trying to fudge the facts so that everything fits neatly into your pet psychosis. You'll even change language itself to make it fit.

Tell me, do you also cram your feet into size-7 shoes?

"In the beginnin'
74, God7_4 created the heavens74 and the Earth" - Genasis74 1:1


You know, if your 7-4 thingy actually did work, you wouldn't have to do things like this. You should have plenty of evidence for its function that you don't have to massage or outright invent. When the facts don't fit the theory, it's not bad facts; it's bad theory. That's just logic.

As shown above, Genasis 1:1/Bereshis 1:1 in its original Hebrew is 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters - it's God's signature.

As shown above, repeatedly, you are an illiterate dumbfuck. It's ironically funny that you claim to be the Living Word (60).
 
@Vorhtbame/anonymous coward,

Wrong again. 'Genasis' is an alternate spelling that is better phonetically than 'Genesis' (Gene-sis) like beginnin' is an alternate spelling of 'beginning'. And...

Genasis=74=G7+E5+N14+A1+S19+I9+S19

"In the beginnin'74, God7_4 created the heavens74 and the Earth" - Genasis74 1:1

As shown above, Genasis 1:1/Bereshis 1:1 in its original Hebrew is 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters - it's God's signature.


It's a misspelled word unless its a generally accepted alternative.

No dictionary shows it as a valid spelling.
 
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@APerson,

Beginnin' is the spelling of an informal contraction of 'beginning'.

The image I provided of Genasis 1:1/Bereshis 1:1 provides the correct Hebrew spelling and gematria. There's a whole lot more around the Internet. But your explanation of "7 words and 26 letters" does produce my birthday of 7/26. I AM a Leo born in the 7th month while Jesus (born 4/17/6 BC) was a Ram/Lamb born in the 4th month. "The first time GOD sends a Lamb and the second time GOD sends a Lion." 'Coincidence'?

Jesus and Einstein (and their followers/students) would have expelled you from their classes for your disruptive and belligerent behavior. Actually, you would have never qualified to study with them.
Either you're right about 7/4 and wrong about your birthday (7/28), or you're wrong about 7/4 and there's a coincidence about your birthday. You can't be right about both. And yes, it's a coincidence; did you miss that if you resurrected before, this wouldn't be Jesus's 'second coming'?
Today, March 15th, is the Ides of March: "it was marked by several religious observances and became notorious as the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar in 44 BC". It was J.C. who had established the Julian calendar (leap years were later tweaked over centuries to become the Gregorian calendar). March 15 is normally the 74th day of the year, but since this is a leap year, today is the 75th day.
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ides_of_March

The Roman calendar is a solar calendar that took the 12 lunar months and tweaked them to produce 7 months with thirty-one days + 4 months with thirty days + February's 28 (7x4) or 29 days.
.

Synchronism: 3/15/16 08:54 "Miami is a party town!" - ESPN
The Julian calendar's first day of the year was March 25. What's 74 days from that?
 
Anonymous coward,

You are a compulsive liar and a pathological liar. You have done nothing but constantly attack me - sometimes rudely - and disrupt my teaching here. You imply that Jesus son of Joseph and Albert Einstein and their followers/students would have put up with your shit. That's patently false.
I notice you've still not actually addressed any of the counter-examples. You prefer to yell insults at me and go back to copy/pasting. That's fine by me, insults from someone I've never met do not concern me. However, if you can't actually answer the questions of those you profess to be teaching, I'll never take you seriously as a teacher.
 
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