😵‍💫 Skitzocow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votos: 169 13.7%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votos: 41 3.3%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votos: 76 6.1%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votos: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votos: 802 64.8%

  • Total de votantes
    1,238
Everyone,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Do you believe that Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe that the Christ returns to
"judge everyone according(74) to their actions"?
No. Especially not your God.
No.
No. I also don't believe that you are him, so you don't believe you have the right to usurp his authority either.

Vorhtbame,

Wow! Your demons really got the best of you then!! You're again guilty of contempt-of-court.
You aren't the court. No-one here is answerable to you. You Have No Power Here.

By the lack of powah not vested in me by Gilbert Gottfried, I hereby fail.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,666 years with 74 years non-commutable.


Vetoed. Reversed. Cancelled. Negated.
@Brad Watson_Miami just added ANOTHER 1,666 years to his own sentence.
 
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Brad is so funny. Claims to be God, doesn't know basic Christianity from a hole in the ground, and can't answer a question to save his life.

Post your shit, then run and hide, Brad. You're like a little kid who hopes, if he stays really still, the teacher won't figure out he didn't do his homework.
 
Brad was Baruch Spinoza.

and Cheech Marin.

and Hal Jordan.

and Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

and if you disagree with that Brad will slap a fatwa onto your disbelieving ass.

Now that I think of it, if Ricky here was all those people throughout history, how is this the Second Coming? By his own allegations, this would be more like his Fourteenth Coming.
 
@APerson,

President's Day must fall on the third Monday of February which includes the 16th: the 47th day of the year. Now, this is either a coincidence, a synchronism, or a conscious code. I say it's B & C: a synchronism and Freemasons within the Government encoded it.
Back to this? Really?
President's Day falls between the birthdays of the two most notable presidents, and is placed as a Monday to give people a three-day weekend. There are such things as coincidences, you know. Not everything is a code.
Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20)
Just noticed this. Isn't 74 supposed to be the holy number? Then why would Christ's number be 77?
:biggrin: It's actually really awesome what we've got here. Jews, Christians, and non-religious people all countering your bullshit.
 
Back to this? Really?
President's Day falls between the birthdays of the two most notable presidents, and is placed as a Monday to give people a three-day weekend. There are such things as coincidences, you know. Not everything is a code.

Just noticed this. Isn't 74 supposed to be the holy number? Then why would Christ's number be 77?
:biggrin: It's actually really awesome what we've got here. Jews, Christians, and non-religious people all countering your bullshit.
Literally every argument of Brad's is the equivalent of him shooting an arrow and drawing a bulls-eye around wherever it happens to land.
 
There are such things as coincidences, you know. Not everything is a code.

There's a celebrity with whom I share an unlikely number of personality quirks, physical similarities, speaking habits, and events in our lives which appear to coincide on the calendar (for instance, being sent away to boarding school at the same time, picking up hobbies and interests at roughly the same time, etc.). Even our birthdays are extremely close together.* By Ricky's logic, it would prove that we're half-identical twins linked by some kind of chain of fate.

But because I'm not insane, I can say it's a cool coincidence and get on with my own life.


* In my defense, I only know these things because two of my friends are rabid fangirls of the celeb and sperg at me about how much we are sooooo alike. I'm not good at forgetting trivia, so I'm stuck with this crap cluttering my head.
 
Back to this? Really?
President's Day falls between the birthdays of the two most notable presidents, and is placed as a Monday to give people a three-day weekend. There are such things as coincidences, you know. Not everything is a code.

Just noticed this. Isn't 74 supposed to be the holy number? Then why would Christ's number be 77?
:biggrin: It's actually really awesome what we've got here. Jews, Christians, and non-religious people all countering your bullshit.
Anonymous Jewish74 coward,

Wrong. What do you know about G-D? There Are No Coincidences when you believe in G-D; I thought you knew that?! And what do you know about Freemasonry? "Freemasons encode everything" - two programs on History Channel.

And I thought you knew the Bible? The #7 is all over Sacred Scriptures!

Christ=77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20
power=77=P16+O15+W23+E5+R18
glory=77=G7+L12+O15+R18+Y25
Watson=77=W23+A1+T20+S19+O+N14
 
Synchronism: 3.14.16 3:14 pm "You learn from George Mason." - ESPN

@ChurchOfGodBear/anonymous douchebag,

You're a liar and a douchebag. I AM not afraid of anyone, hence I write here using my real name and location. And I AM Jewish and Albert Einstein reincarnated, you 11919.

@Luminous Being/anonymous coward,

Your demons really got the best of you then!! You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 3/14/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years with 74 years non-commutable.

Note: You can repent... Any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in increased bad luck and an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're part of a scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge(47) of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami What is your belief on multiple dimensions and Baruch Spinoza?
M-theory/supergravity theory (string theory) states there are 7 dimensions of hyperspace in addition to the 4 common dimensions. My unified strings 21/19 theory states that in addition to this, there are 7 aspects of 'regular time' + 4 aspects of 'hypertime'.

Spinoza was cool on some things, but his missing reincarnation was his BIGGEST mistake of many.
 
@ChurchOfGodBear/anonymous douchebag,

You're a liar and a douchebag. I AM not afraid of anyone, hence I write here using my real name and location. And I AM Jewish and Albert Einstein reincarnated, you 11919.

Ah, but you are afraid to discuss your theories and teachings. You can't stand someone to question any of it, so you copy-paste your silly website over and over, then run away until the next morning.

So, let's look at this objectively:

Here's Einstein answering questions from his students:

einstein1c.jpg


Here's Jesus teaching to all, young and old, rich and poor:

jesus-teaches-a-crowd.jpg


Here's Brad the second someone asks him to back up his shit:

latest


"One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong..."
 
M-theory/supergravity theory (string theory) states there are 7 dimensions of hyperspace in addition to the 4 common dimensions. My unified strings 21/19 theory states that in addition to this, there are 7 aspects of 'regular time' + 4 aspects of 'hypertime'.

I know what you mean, man. Sometimes I feel like I'm running on hypertime, especially after five cups of coffee.
 
Brad, I have a question for you.

Let's say there is a God. Why does he care so much about Earth, the numbers 7 and 4, and why does he seem to talk to only you in this way?
There are trillions of galaxies in existence. Why you? Why 7? Why 4?

And can you get the me the lotto numbers? That'd be great.
 
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