Bought a dark web mystery box - Suprisingly I don't regret my decision

[Black Waltz]

Next time you're bored, throw me 300 dollars and I'll send you some 'mysterious' shit.

it's his dick pics

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

it's his dick pics

Well don't spoil it, cripes.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

TheghostofAlfred and the Mystery of the Waste Of My Time.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Oh Well atleast I can use the jewelry and maybe the computer as a back up. I was expecting some chills as well. Oh well.

But you did get chills. When you made the purchase. That's what you paid for.

Writers often learn to engage the reader's imagination as it's better than anything you can think of. This is just a monetised version of that. The disappointment when you open it is practically guaranteed.

 

[Phosphophyllite]

>no murder items or drugs

What's even the point, then?

 

[break these cuffs]

>no murder items or drugs

What's even the point, then?

A means for chinks to charge dumbasses even more money for knockoff shit.

 

[JoshPlz]

Where exactly did you buy it? Post the address.

Details and pics of the laptop?

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

And infected with grey goo-tier viruses, in more ways than one.

There are some seriously depraved slopes out there.

I wouldn't even touch the jewelry; fuck knows what kind of toxic spawning vats the materials used came from. Like Aquadots, only less fun & more cancer.

 

[Easterling]

So you got scamed because you were dumb enough to buy into the autistic creepypasta youtube phenomea. Thank you ghostofalfred, very cool.

 

[XYZpdq]

One where you can supposedly buy iphones as well as diet pills.

See the thing is it was in a sealed manufacturer box. With chinese on it.

That's how they seal the ghosts in it.

 

[TheghostofAlfred]

So you got scamed because you were dumb enough to buy into the autistic creepypasta youtube phenomea. Thank you ghostofalfred, very cool.

Well I do like suprises..

 

[Inflatable Julay]

THIS IS THE FBI EVERYBODY FREEZE

 

[capSAR]

See now the sender knows you have the items at your place, incoming robbery? At least it wasn't just a bunch of junk.

 

[AnOminous]

You're a retard.

 

[Nobunaga]

Congratulations OP you just made @MrTickles 300 dollars more ritch