Boomer Hate Thread

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

Another classic Boomerism: insist your kids play a game with you. Teach them the rules of that game but never, ever teach them any strategies or tactics. That way, you will always win, and you can sit in self-congratulatory smugness while telling yourself you outsmarted your stupid kids.

^ This literally applies to games but is also an analogy.

My father is an extreme example of this, even for boomers, but I beat him at a board game when I was a child and he stopped doing any activities with me completely. To this day the only activity he will engage in with me is going on his daily walk.

My dad is really silent generation but I've seen boomers behave the same way. Something about not always winning breaks their mind. It would be sad if they hadn't buttfucked the entire country with that mentality.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

My father is an extreme example of this, even for boomers, but I beat him at a board game when I was a child and he stopped doing any activities with me completely. To this day the only activity he will engage in with me is going on his daily walk.

My dad is really silent generation but I've seen boomers behave the same way. Something about not always winning breaks their mind. It would be sad if they hadn't buttfucked the entire country with that mentality.

My Dad - mid 70's Boomer with a paunch, who has never, ever done any weight training in his life - recently told me, "I'm a bit bigger and stronger than you. I always have been."
Yes, retard, you are heavier than I am... because you have a pot belly.

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

My Dad - mid 70's Boomer with a paunch, who has never, ever done any weight training in his life - recently told me, "I'm a bit bigger and stronger than you. I always have been."
Yes, retard, you are heavier than I am... because you have a pot belly.

Oh man I can relate. My dad never did sports and I was extremely atheletic. He ended up getting kicked out of games by my coach because he was always trying to neg me in public. Fucker can't run 10 feet without fainting, yet he had the audacity to drunkenly yell at me, in a public setting, about how bad I was doing.

The entitlement is so strange. I wonder why that generation was unable to just fuck off and live their own lives.

 

[Cybertonia]

My uncle wanted an old napkin holder with the Lord's Prayer engraved on it. It was the only thing he was interested in, and she wouldn't even give him A FUCKING NAPKIN HOLDER.

I've got a boomer unc who started a still going fight with me and my mom over one painting from when my gramps died almost 15 years ago.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

My Dad - mid 70's Boomer with a paunch, who has never, ever done any weight training in his life - recently told me, "I'm a bit bigger and stronger than you. I always have been."
Yes, retard, you are heavier than I am... because you have a pot belly.

The only thing I'll say about my dad is he really doesn't understand that he's getting older. But back in the day, he was 10 times stronger than I was. Never seen another man lift 5 sheets of. Subfloy. And hand it up to a. Go on the second floor.
I guess that's why me and my brothers have that competition my personal best is for.

 

[Sedan Hussein]

All the talk about boomers blowing up their families over property has made me remember an anecdote.
My boomer grandmother became estranged from her sister over a crappy car, they didn’t talk for a decade.
I can’t imagine the amount of greed and pettiness to fall out with your sister over a damn car

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Anyone else notice this weird complex boomers have where they will insist that WWII was the greatest generation as a gesture of token humility but in every other way they clearly believe they're the best generation?

They think they earned all of the success they had through hard work, and that younger generation just need to work harder, but fail to comprehend the role that generational macroeconomics play?

Another thing I noticed about western boomers is that they really don't have a sense or knowledge of history outside of what they have experienced or at least been told by the media. With the exception of WWII, the American civil war, and some loose facts of early american history, boomers don't know a whole lot about history and even if they did they get this dumbfound look if they get told about things outside of their narrow view. I remember when the Ukraine war started and these old people were arguing with my dad of how this war was like World War II and Zelensky was like Chruchill and Putin was like Hitler. I try to offer some more nuanced comparisons to it to stuff like the Iran-Iraq war during the 1980s, The Moroccan crisis before WWI, or the Crimean War during the 1850s and the look on their faces as they could not believe what I was talking about or see the past not from a narrow mythological view was incomprehensible to them.

I could also go on the strange view boomers have on the few historical subjects outside of this country they have heard about. For them, the crusades are just a whataboutism for islamic extremism, the Knights Templar are just a subject of conspiracy theories that originated from Free Masons and the history channel with lost gold to boot, and ancient Egypt and Peru are about ancient aliens and nothing more.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

My dad never did sports and I was extremely atheletic.

I only played contact sports, which my dad never did, and even now I do heavy weight training and can bench press over 300lbs. My dad is a delusional retard. I like him, but he's a god-damn retard.

 

[The Nothingness]

Another thing I noticed about western boomers is that they really don't have a sense or knowledge of history outside of what they have experienced or at least been told by the media. With the exception of WWII, the American civil war, and some loose facts of early american history, boomers don't know a whole lot about history and even if they did they get this dumbfound look if they get told about things outside of their narrow view. I remember when the Ukraine war started and these old people were arguing with my dad of how this war was like World War II and Zelensky was like Chruchill and Putin was like Hitler. I try to offer some more nuanced comparisons to it to stuff like the Iran-Iraq war during the 1980s, The Moroccan crisis before WWI, or the Crimean War during the 1850s and the look on their faces as they could not believe what I was talking about or see the past not from a narrow mythological view was incomprehensible to them.

I could also go on the strange view boomers have on the few historical subjects outside of this country they have heard about. For them, the crusades are just a whataboutism for islamic extremism, the Knights Templar are just a subject of conspiracy theories that originated from Free Masons and the history channel with lost gold to boot, and ancient Egypt and Peru are about ancient aliens and nothing more.

It also applies to historical events when they were younger. They believed Emmett Till was lynched for whistling at a white girl and what happened to his face was a result of that lynching. Now many decades later the "official" story is not what it appeared to be and his face ended up like that because of how long his body was in the river. Boomers also bought the narrative that the Tulsa riot was not taught to them because white people wanted to cover up an unprovoked massacre of a black area in the city when what really happened is not cut and dry.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I have come to the conclusion that many boomers literally do not believe they will die. My mother, who I love dearly, has told me as much. She really, truly, 100% believes that the Rapture will come before she dies.

Now I'm not an atheist by any means, but I do expect I'll have to face death before I find out what comes after. Boomers are the main character syndrome generation. They really think they're too important to die, and they're willing to rape the economy and the world for heroic medical care and organ transplants rather than be proven wrong.

 

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

This was touched on briefly earlier in the thread.

But what is the future of all the retards, vegetables, and mutants that Boomers brought into the world because they decided to not have kids until they turnt 45?

I know a Boomer/Gen X Cusp woman who didn’t have a kid until she was 43, and the daughter is legit a baby trapped inside a 20 year old body. Can’t walk, can’t talk, can’t even control her movements. Just scream, yell, poop her pants, and cry. The neurological disease is so strong that FENTANYL DOESNT EVEN SUPPRESS HER. She had a messy divorce with her husband a few years back (he beat her and left her, and before you ask they are reasonably well to do).

She absolutely refuses to get or hire trusted caretakers, and likes to parade her daughter around as “a little miracle”. She legit gets off on being seen as a “super mom.” My parents and I bring up when she is going to go nuts and snap because I don’t understand how she can keep going on with this.

20 years when the mom is gone or too infirm to take care of the vegetable child, what happens next?

Shoddy Nursing home only for the now 40 year old vegetable to get abused and tortured to death?

Buried in a paupers grave and forgotten about?

Are we going to have mass scale boomer retard spawn graveyards?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I have come to the conclusion that many boomers literally do not believe they will die. My mother, who I love dearly, has told me as much. She really, truly, 100% believes that the Rapture will come before she dies.

Mine is an atheist feminist who also clearly does not believe she is going to die. She is, however, very obviously afraid being put into a nursing home. As well she might...

 

[The Last Stand]

I believe there's a new catfishing scheme going on where boomer males are manipulated by "women" to buy gift cards for them. It's always, "I bought $100 for a friend/lady/relative," but the card doesn't work. They're really gullible to think that prepaid gift cards can be used to pay bills or bail them out of jail. I put "women" in quotes because I'm sure that it's somebody with a voice changer. Maybe they ARE gold diggers.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

I was grilling recently. Boomer relative talked about her silent gen mom, who had a health situation recently but somewhat recovered. The silent gen mom likes to go to church, exercise with her old lady exercise group, riding her bike and taking walks. When she's at home she loves to tend her garden, read books and the bible, and thinks about the things she read, while sitting in her garden. She also likes to cook and bake for guests and dotes on them. Seems swell to me, right? No, says the boomer. The present boomers all think this is very troubling, because the silent gen mom doesn't like to watch tv or listen to the radio, they think that's super weird and really bad for her. They think it's bad for you not to watch tv.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I had a boomer literally stare at me for like 5. And a half hours why I was. Replacing his deck boards then after. We were done and we went in. To get him to pay us, he said. Well, I thought that was gonna take you two days. Why am I paying you this much?
Nigger. You're paying us this much because we can do it in 5 hours rather than three days.
Also if one more boomer tries to get a discount after we are done. I'm gonna literally fucking cut. The next one's fucking fingers off and shove him down his throat.
You cannot haggle with someone after the forks done you fucking cheap. Social parasites.

 

[Sheeple]

Well, I thought that was gonna take you two days. Why am I paying you this much?

This mindset is absolutely retarded. They're paying for a service which is supposed to be done in a timely, efficient manner. Do they really think standing around waiting 2 whole days is gonna change anything? Not surprising that it came from a boomer, it's a lose-lose situation either way because if you did actually take two days they'd complain about the time it took and still haggle you for less.

Customers who complain about how quick a job was done are the shittiest people.

 

[Jean ValJean]

I believe there's a new catfishing scheme going on where boomer males are manipulated by "women" to buy gift cards for them. It's always, "I bought $100 for a friend/lady/relative," but the card doesn't work. They're really gullible to think that prepaid gift cards can be used to pay bills or bail them out of jail. I put "women" in quotes because I'm sure that it's somebody with a voice changer. Maybe they ARE gold diggers.

I have a client who got herself appointed as guardian for her father because of this. He was pretty much sending all of his money to his "girlfriend" that he met online.

 

[The Last Stand]

I have a client who got herself appointed as guardian for her father because of this. He was pretty much sending all of his money to his "girlfriend" that he met online.

I had one call where a daughter bought a show for his boomer dad. Turns out, she did not buy anything in question. I tried to explain to her that no transaction shows up; her and the boomer dad starts cussing at me on the phone. I bet the dad in question was just sitting on a lazy boy staring at a TV or tablet.

 

[Chicha Drinker]

Seeing this thread makes me think of my great-aunt over in South Dakota. For decades, any time someone on my mom's side of the family passed away, she would always be there, usually uninvited, to take advantage of the situation and steal shit, usually valuable heirlooms. I have recently learned that she is now in a nursing home, unable to take care of herself and now, finally, some of those heirlooms are starting to trickle their way back into the family.

There's also my dad's cousin, a very noxious boomer from what I've been told, who stole a cavalry sword used by my great-great-granduncle who died in the Civil War. Apparently sold it, our family pretty much cut off all contact with that entire branch of the family afterwards. For some reason, a lot of boomers tend to be kleptomaniacs.

Reminds me of my family's drama about inheritances
>Great aunt of my dad dies, she had a lot of precious metals
>she split up the wealth into buckets that would go to each relative when she passes
>Dad never saw hide or hair of his share when she died
>relatives say nothing when he brings it up
Or
>Great grandfather dies on my mom's side
>Mom's dad didnt want any money or property or anything, he just wanted a couple of his old guns, since they had a lot of sentimental value
>His sister was the trustee of the will
>She didnt even give him the old guns and hoarded it all.
>They havent talked since

Greed and Pride are among the greatest sins of the boomer

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Reminds me of my family's drama about inheritances
>Great aunt of my dad dies, she had a lot of precious metals
>she split up the wealth into buckets that would go to each relative when she passes
>Dad never saw hide or hair of his share when she died
>relatives say nothing when he brings it up
Or
>Great grandfather dies on my mom's side
>Mom's dad didnt want any money or property or anything, he just wanted a couple of his old guns, since they had a lot of sentimental value
>His sister was the trustee of the will
>She didnt even give him the old guns and hoarded it all.
>They havent talked since

Greed and Pride are among the greatest sins of the boomer

Yep, this is why when someone dies, you should immediately get an inheritance lawyer. First thing you do. They might cost you maybe two grand, but. People stealing things meant fathers and inheritance get real quiet when they get. Letters in the mail. From an actual legal professional.
Happened to a friend of mine when his. Silent Generation grandfather passed away. His boomer dad tried to get. Get the house. That his family. Had owned since the 1800s. He just wanted to sell off the property to some real estate company.
Is dad basically threatened to disown him and then also threatened to kill him and showed up at the house drunk? Anao has restraining order against him. I love boomers.