💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[bravosouth]

I gotta say, I know this entire show is fake as fuck but boogie really was in that hole, and he stuck it out. I dunno if I could.

Are we really giving Boogie credit for lying down in a hole with a thin layer of gravel on top of him for a couple hours..?

It's like they found the one thing he's really a professional at, laying around and exerting no energy. Getting in and out was probably the hardest part, I find it hard to believe anyone without some grave specific phobia would really struggle all that much. It's barely even a 'grave', maybe a couple feet deep? They even layered the bottom of the hole with what looks like blankets and the deflated air mattress, so his incredibly fat ass wouldn't get too sore.


This whole camping trip really confirmed for me just how absolutely fucking retarded the LCL viewer base is outside of the haters/farmers. I found it legitimately difficult if not impossible at times to watch, their idea of entertainment is teenaged but apparently appeals to the paypigs. The fact that all these people threw donos at these clowns over and over to watch Boogie pretend to spaz out, get shot with a massively down regulated paintball gun, hit with an apple, or hear their own retarded unoriginal comment played over TTS... So so stupid.

I really wouldn't doubt these guys made some considerable bank this weekend and it kinda makes me MATI, I was sincerely hoping that it would have been like a desert donation-wise. That's how they would have gotten some real content, let them all starve and start legitimately freaking out.

On the upside it's not like the show goes anywhere from here, this shit has been thoroughly milked. My bet is that we get a bit of a dry period for Boogie here while he coasts on whatever he gets paid out from this weekend, before he eventually has to return to trying to revive his personal YT channel with more regular uploads (way too late, Steven). We know that money will be burning a hole in his pocket, I see him and Dezi going on another trip real soon as well.

I know him and wings have talked about continuing LCL together without Keem, I think we all know what a terrible idea that is. Neither has the drive to properly organize/schedule/record regularly/etc.. Maybe they try for a little bit to squeeze out the last few dollars but I think this weekend was it's real death. I guess the whole grave bit was appropriate after all?

 

[The Ugly One]

It's annoying how ineffective Keem is. Boogie is actually really easy to manipulate with the promise of money as long as he thinks he's not doing an actual job. Inflicting misery on him for a solid three days in the woods with no cell phone or car, only cameras, would have been a treat. Cut his and Wings' rations as well. Instead, they have him lie in a hole.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Legs/feet are supposed to look like that!

I can't wait until they have to amputate something. His circulation down there is so fucked from lymphedema and beetus that if he gets even the tiniest wound down there it has a huge chance of becoming necrotic and swallowing up his entire foot. It's not gonna happen because he doesn't walk enough to injure his foot, but it's always in the cards.

Keemstar has a weird ideas for punishing Boogie ngl.

I'm still waiting for the public execution episode.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

@bravosouth - I know him and wings have talked about continuing LCL together without Keem, I think we all know what a terrible idea that is. Neither has the drive to properly organize/schedule/record regularly/etc.. Maybe they try for a little bit to squeeze out the last few dollars but I think this weekend was it's real death. I guess the whole grave bit was appropriate after all?

There was a point in the stream where Keem was massively drunk and sitting on the blow-up bed next to Boogie and drunkenly telling him that he's got to leave the show soon due to DramaAlert starting back up and sounding genuinely concerned at whether it will survive or not. And you could tell how reluctant Boogie was to accept it, saying "well maybe you could come back once a week for a livestream?" while Keem was trying to distance himself from it.

I think they all know it's gonna die soon. Keem knows he's squeezed as much money he can out of his little fat retards project, and Boogie knows he doesn't have the charisma or work ethic to make their show go on without Keem around. Like you said, maybe this camping shit was their excuse to say "look how successful we were even at the end!" while the show gets beaten to death by Boogie.

 

[Marc83]

There was a point in the stream where Keem was massively drunk and sitting on the blow-up bed next to Boogie and drunkenly telling him that he's got to leave the show soon due to DramaAlert starting back up and sounding genuinely concerned at whether it will survive or not. And you could tell how reluctant Boogie was to accept it, saying "well maybe you could come back once a week for a livestream?" while Keem was trying to distance himself from it.

I think they all know it's gonna die soon. Keem knows he's squeezed as much money he can out of his little fat retards project, and Boogie knows he doesn't have the charisma or work ethic to make their show go on without Keem around. Like you said, maybe this camping shit was their excuse to say "look how successful we were even at the end!" while the show gets beaten to death by Boogie.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ErqAFuVuvv8?t=21585

5:59:45

 

[bravosouth]

https://www.youtube.com/live/ErqAFuVuvv8?t=21585

5:59:45

The cope and seethe in this clip, chef's kiss! You can totally feel the desperation Boogie has about Keem streaming with them once a week, ya love to see it.

'We can cover it while you get everything settled at drama, get it fuckin- up and running.' No, you really can't Boogie. Don't forget that we've already seen what both you and wings can put out 'content' wise, and even what you can do individually. News flash retard, the show is fucking dead without Keemstar stoking the fire.

All this back-patting about being #1 is so ridiculous, these guys are delusional. They hit #1 for superchats or whatever the fuck it was, but they had to organize this whole fucking camping trip in order to do it. Whoop-de-doo fellas! They're not entertaining, they've just figured out a formula to tap into a mentally ill audience with way too much disposable income (and a few cringy whales). I would even say they've fostered a parasocial community on their Discord, that I can't wait to see really start tearing each other to shreds when Daddy Keem is gone.

One last thing, what the actual fuck was up with Boogie calling Keem 'dad' so much? I definitely didn't watch anywhere close to all the streams, but I swear I heard him say it like at least 5 or 6 times from what I did see. As if calling another man dad repeatedly isn't awkward/weird enough, Boogie is... 8 years older than Keemstar? I could understand once or twice like hyuk hyuk, but repeatedly? Is this a new kink or something?

 

[Shuhalo]

I really wouldn't doubt these guys made some considerable bank this weekend and it kinda makes me MATI, I was sincerely hoping that it would have been like a desert donation-wise. That's how they would have gotten some real content, let them all starve and start legitimately freaking out.

Keem claimed $11,000 made on the first day. No clue on how much made over the second and third days.

Depending on whether that's pre-YT cut or not, it's either 11,000 or 7,700.
With Keem taking half, and Boogs/Wings getting 25% each.
That's either $5,500 for Keem, and $2,750 for each cow or $3,850 and $1,925.

I doubt donos were as high for the following days, but there were around 10 $100 Donos within a few minutes for the paintball segments, and tts was around $20 and getting spammed.
Just from my judgment, I can easily see Keem walking away with $10,000 and the fatties each with $5,000.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Can someone give me a QRD on what Keem's plan is for Drama Alert returning? Is he actually going to go back to the old set up, with the popcorn and "LET'S GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS" shit? Talking about forced nothing burger drama and what gay effeminate zoomers are rap dissing each other?
Drama Alert worked in 2016 because commentary channels weren't so huge at the time. Keem is going to have to keep up with people like Bunjeeeeee, Turkey Tom, Sensitive Society, etc. I don't see Drama Alert 2.0 lasting long in this pond with all these other fish.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Keem claimed $11,000 made on the first day. No clue on how much made over the second and third days.

Depending on whether that's pre-YT cut or not, it's either 11,000 or 7,700.
With Keem taking half, and Boogs/Wings getting 25% each.
That's either $5,500 for Keem, and $2,750 for each cow or $3,850 and $1,925.

I think they claimed $8k for the second day, and I tapped out before the third day so idk what they made there.

I would even say they've fostered a parasocial community on their Discord, that I can't wait to see really start tearing each other to shreds when Daddy Keem is gone.

Some retard in their subreddit complained about the 'jail' system they have going on in the discord. Apparently there's a system where if a paypig doesn't like someone they can just be thrown in 'jail' by the mods and lose all privileges within the server?


Imagine giving money to this shit and then being surprised when you're punished for not giving more money to them.

Now imagine how things will be when Daddy Keem isn't around and this Lord of the Lies community is told to look up to Boogie and Wings to keep order. Wings already doesn't care, and Boogie is easily manipulated by anyone. I give it a week before it's shut down.

 

[deldiavolo]

How do the paypigs get faggier and more pathetic every single day?

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Can someone give me a QRD on what Keem's plan is for Drama Alert returning? Is he actually going to go back to the old set up, with the popcorn and "LET'S GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS" shit? Talking about forced nothing burger drama and what gay effeminate zoomers are rap dissing each other?
Drama Alert worked in 2016 because commentary channels weren't so huge at the time. Keem is going to have to keep up with people like Bunjeeeeee, Turkey Tom, Sensitive Society, etc. I don't see Drama Alert 2.0 lasting long in this pond with all these other fish.

I was just thinking this is as well. I don't see anyone even talk about drama alert besides some using the twitter account for their internet news. Do zoomers even give a shit? They seem to just like learning about things once they are over and done with and they can learn about it from a 5 hour long YouTube documentary.

 

[SentinentCloud]

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boogie has popped the question.

its happening

boogie shall put a child in the girl and fuffill the prophecy

our dark lord shall be born

null btfo once again

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

How do the paypigs get faggier and more pathetic every single day?

This is probably a rhetorical question but: Parasocial relationship. It's pretty pathetic. Paying for a friendship essentially.

 

[Shuhalo]

its happening

boogie shall put a child in the girl and fuffill the prophecy

our dark lord shall be born

null btfo once again

Considering his lifestyle and being a fatty for 45 years, I can assure you he has absolutely nuked all his swimmers.

Which means the inevitable darkspawn will be an even crueler crime against nature.

 

[deldiavolo]

This is probably a rhetorical question but: Parasocial relationship. It's pretty pathetic. Paying for a friendship essentially.

Yeah lol, I'm well aware. I just think it's funny that unlike other streamers/discords that would encourage paypigs' parasocial attachment, Kikestar goes out of his way to humiliate them by calling them "peasants" and "jailing" them for shits and giggles, deleting members only streams, etc. Which honestly is kind of funny, but it's just crazy to think people out there will gladly pay for this kind of thing.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

its happening

boogie shall put a child in the girl and fuffill the prophecy

our dark lord shall be born

null btfo once again

Do not speak to the dark gene magic.

 

[deadniggerstorage]

Yeah, I thought in the crawling on the knees video when he called Keemstar "Daddy" it was just a humiliation thing or him trying to bait engagement, but I was listening to a recent LCL (I don't watch any but I'm sure there's nuggets in there, in fact I created this account due to hearing pedo talk from him on an episode probably no one here watched/noticed), I forget which one, but he said something along the lines of "I'll do it to make Daddy happy." I don't remember what that thing was but it was basically servicing Keemstar in some way so that he'd make more money.

It's really pathetic. As a grown ass man, a 50 year old one at that, the only people you should answer to are like... your fucking wife or your parents lmao, but he's given Keemstar full control of his life and calls him "daddy" unironically. It's not a joke, Keemstar has literally turned Boogie into his bitch, and he is completely submissive to him to the point of saying "no please don't " when he was told he'd be kicked off for self harming live on stream. He would literally suck Keem's dick while he called him a fat pedo cancer faking lying scammer for enough money; I really believe that. When he was going off on Wings he said that he would launch Desi's OF followed by "I'd suck Hitler's dick" or something, acknowledging that he knows it's extremely wrong to do that, but he'll do anything for enough money (besides show a piece of paper that says "polycythemia vera". Or lose weight.)

I'd say the humiliation rituals are part of it, but obviously we know that's more for Boogie than Keem; humiliation is his biggest fetish outside of exhibitionism/ageplay, possibly even his worst kink. Such a fucking loser. 50 years old calling another man "daddy", a younger man at that, and fucking Jew Gnome of all people. Like, imagine calling your boss "daddy" and letting him abuse you and degrade you in front of the whole world, getting on your hands and knees and apologizing to him. Super pathetic.

Mutahar brought up a great point that he should be mad at Keem because HE said Desi was 18, Mutahar didn't originate that, and Boogie said something along the lines of he makes me money so I don't care. Mutahar is a terrible person and a bully for daring criticize Boogie, iDubbbz is a "piece of shit" for whatever, and Destiny is the same for his Twitter nonsense - but Keem, after all the shit he's done? Won't say a word about him. Why? Because he's giving Boogie money, and that makes it ok.

He'll go off about how Mutahar joked that he hopes he dies of cancer, how Ethan Klein is a bully and damaging his mental health, how Destiny is a "fucking piece of shit" for making a self harm joke (+ wish suicide upon him for being mean to him), but Keemstar literally said the words to him "shoot yourself in the fucking face and end it all", 1000x worse than what Destiny said, and not a peep from him. Remember that your value in the world is entirely dependent upon how you treat Saint Boogie, the Fayetteville Fondler and Mountain Dew Madman.

No morals, no shame, no respect for life even on the most basic level (looking at Leo here) - complete fucking degenerate.

Oh, and he's fat.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Yeah lol, I'm well aware. I just think it's funny that unlike other streamers/discords that would encourage paypigs' parasocial attachment, Kikestar goes out of his way to humiliate them by calling them "peasants" and "jailing" them for shits and giggles, deleting members only streams, etc. Which honestly is kind of funny, but it's just crazy to think people out there will gladly pay for this kind of thing.

Yeah for real. It makes it even more pathetic. I think "peasant" is the lowest paying tier. Punishing people who give you money is wild. No ones forcing them to stay. Its like hes negging his audience. "i'll prove to you why im worthy of your love daddy keem" kinda shit. Its a cult around "punishing" 2 fattys.

 

[YaBoi]

I didn't watched the latest Lolcow Live, but here are some pictures from x.com, WTF!? (pic1A, pic2A, pic3A)
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Keemstar has a weird ideas for punishing Boogie ngl.
I think this sudden interest and success kinda gets into his little head.

Boogie would fish a floating turd out of a toilet bowl and smear it all over his filthy body if it meant that he got attention. Then the retard LCL fans would praise him for it and anoint him as "redeemed" because he did some dumb shit as if that redeems him from his lengthy rap sheet.

This gnomish bald fuck was So CLOSE! All he had to do was walk away. Keem, you dumb, dumb fuck. Why did he give Boogie the stepladder to climb out?

For a second I thought you meant this metaphorically, but then I realized you meant this literally. It's actually a very apt sentence in regard to Boogie's career. Fuck you Keemstar.

I really wouldn't doubt these guys made some considerable bank this weekend and it kinda makes me MATI, I was sincerely hoping that it would have been like a desert donation-wise.

This show has highlighted how the DSP and Wings of Redemption business model works so well. There are parasocial weirdos out there who will piss money away on a regular basis so the clown show can continue. This is regardless of if they like the lolcow or not.

Here's the actual top comment from one of those streams:



I can't stress enough how childish or retarded these fans are. This guy is basically saying that "Boogie Travels" on Lolcow Live is "a dope idea".

From what I've seen / heard from what happened on the show the past few days, the "entertainment" seemed awfully puerile. Fat guy being shot with paintballs sounds pretty gay. Unless it was a group of us firing them into his fat face, I'm not interested. Keemstar has cemented himself as an ultra-faggot, worthy of the levels of hate as Boogie. Pretty sure this dude is in the closet too based off the way his voice sounds at times.

This is probably a rhetorical question but: Parasocial relationship. It's pretty pathetic. Paying for a friendship essentially.

It's so pathetic. You can tell these people are terminally online, zoomer / gen alpha, basement-dwellers. The fact that the common consensus on their subreddit was that Boogie was SA'd because some drunk retard dry humped him says it all. All 3 of Wings, Keem and Boogie don't actually give a shit about their fans, so while things are incredibly gay and annoying atm, it's only a matter of time before they turn this audience against them. It always happens.

I've seen people in the subreddit talking themselves down and referring to themselves as actual peasants because they work regular jobs. The sheer desperation of some of them to view these deleted streams or gain access to the Discord....these are not normal people. These are boys or men who won't get laid until they pay for it. They likely see in Boogie and Wings what they see in themselves: Fat, pathetic losers. Keemstar at least looks after himself, but that man embodies their insecurities and the role as a social outcast in whatever community they're a part of.

This is Keemstar when he hangs out with people who aren't fat, pathetic lolcows:

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I realized you meant this literally

When it comes to Boogie's corporeal form, I am always literal. I want him to die. Badly. Painfully. There is a very short list of people I want to see dead on this Earth, and Boogie is two of them. Because he's so Godamned fat.

I tolerated his ass even through most of his "bone marrow cancer" LARP, but that first stream where he played the "I'm suffering so much, don't pick on me" is when I saw red. Now I want to see him dead.

Spoiler: Why Boogie deserves no mercy from me

My grandmother got diagnosed with a form of bone marrow cancer that besides polycythemia (To Boogie it's cute and treated with pills. After he tosses a clot come back to me.) combined with leukemia it also formed tumors that would crack bones from the inside. I know it was agony beyond my understanding when her morphine/fent/Valium cocktails wore off early or I missed the timing on her dose. Without reliving the whole shebang, I'm just going to say Boogie needs to die. In a bathtub. In a car. In a crawlspace filled with lime. In an unmarked grave (FUCK YOU KEEM!) In a tidal whirlpool. In a gas explosion (bonus points if Boogie explodes from gas). In a shooting accident. In a suicidal rage. By drug overdose. By resisting arrest. By an outraged father who got a bum check for his rice bowl. The possibilities are endless, and entertaining in infinite variety.

To summarize, just die Boogie.