💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Well, about time he remembered his cancer! I don't even get why he's walking back that he's heating unhealthily. Boogie has made it clear for years that he doesn't even care about looking after himself because it would 'tax' his mental health. He has proudly advertised his indulgences for everybody to see, as somebody who is living his best life. Suddenly the thousand eternally bleeding hearts who still pay attention to him have a problem with that?

Wonder Dezi parents got her out of there when Boogie mentioned doing OF shit with her. They wised up on him just pimping her out and got her out of that relationship.
It's more likely she said she didn't want to be in the house if his shaman came calling. Martian sex slave or not, some situations are way too retarded to stick around for.
 
Keem just said on Lolcow that they haven't broken up officially but that 'Dezi has left him', and it's due to the shaman. Also said he's supposedly legitimately concerned about Boogie's mental health, apparently Keem asked if he could call him tonight and Boogie said to 'save it until Tuesday, he's gonna try and make it on' whatever that means.

Fucking LOL, imagine if Flaming Star actually ended up causing their breakup.]

EDIT: Boogie just got on Discord on live, he's addressing people claiming he's lying about his cancer/congestive heart failure in the subreddit so he's clearly reading all of it. He mentioned how people are bringing up his whole 'clean bill of health', guess what guys?

He was just lying about that too, he wasn't 100% sure he had cancer yet so he just lied to everyone saying he was totally healthy.

Keem says there has to be a way for Boogie to get his health under control, all Boogie can come up with is 'getting his money up' so he can afford this and that (specialists, ozempic, etc.). Keem asks how much that all costs, Boogie says he has no idea how much it all costs because he's just been so broke so he never even pursued that kind of information.

He keeps going like 'How can people think I don't have cancer or congestive heart failure, just look at me.' Of course don't ever supply any actual evidence, just look at him and you can practically SEE the cancer. Now Keem is offering to pay for specialist appointments, ridiculous. Keem is now bringing up selling the magic cards and the equity in his house, Boogie freaks out going 'I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF CATALOGUING THAT ALL RIGHT NOW, I'M CATALOGUING IT RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW.'

Keem suggests selling off what he's already catalogued, Boogie of course has an explanation why it makes more sense for him to hold onto everything and catalogue it all himself and then sell it all together. Fucking SHAMELESS. Keem is actually calling him on this stuff with common sense, good on him. Boogie says he deleted Twitter off his phone now BTW LMFAO.

Keem brings up the freeloading roommates, Boogie says 'he' has 'run the house for free for 3 years' so that's why he can't help pay for Boogie to live. Keem asks where the roommate is going to live when he dies, and Boogie blurts out that the house/his will is literally bequeathed to the guy. LOLOLo

EDIT 2: Boogie says again that him and Dezi are starting a non-nude cosplay only OF, incredible.

LOL Keem called him out on eating 4k+ calories every day to have gained weight recently, and how that shit all costs money! Boogie is freaking out saying 'I WAS BEGGING YOU FOR MONEY FOR OZEMPIC SO I CAN COME OVER MY ADDICTION, I'VE BEEN BEGGING YOU FOR IT. THERE'S LITERALLY AN INJECTION THAT WILL SAVE MY LIFE AND I CAN'T FUCKING AFFORD IT.'

EDIT 3: Mowing the lawn 'could literally kill' Boogie, sitting up from his chair 'could literally kill' Boogie, he's just that sick. Keem suggests that Chad pay some rent by doing some work, Boogie tries to deflect by saying he'll introduce Keem to him one day and he's not going into his mental issues. Keem says Chad could work from home like so many people do, a few hours a day, and help pitch in but Boogie is not okay with this because then he'd have to be taking care of the house and that 'could kill him'.

Now Boogie's claiming he's had an arrhythmia for the last 3 days and his heart is skipping every 3 beats, he just hasn't told everyone yet. Also Boogie has been freaking out all night saying the KBAC lost weight using ozempic too, Keem just called him to verify that Boogie did in fact bring up affording ozempic to him. Keem asks KBAC if he used ozempic to lose his recent weight, and KBAC replies 'No, I didn't use any ozempic. I just ate less and exercised more.' FUCKING WRECKED.

EDIT 4: wings came on and has been speaking facts about Boogie needing to change his diet, lose weight, his finances/mortgage, ozempic not being a miracle drug, etc.. Boogie obviously has every excuse in the world and when wings asks why he hasn't been streaming recently eventually starts screaming about his blood pressure and health again, Keem literally hangs up on him and says he can't be having that kind of screaming going on. Boogie calls back immediately calm, he's so full of shit.

FINAL EDIT: The rest of it was pretty fucking boring, I think I covered all the juicy bits. Boogie had to go beddy bye sweepy time because his BP might just kill him, oh no! It's also incredibly obvious that Boogie reads literally everything about himself, on Twitter, here, reddit, everywhere he can. Hi Steven!
 
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Fucking LOL, imagine if Flaming Star actually ended up causing their breakup.
i would imagine that it is just the perfect excuse for her to leave with all her stuff
he just said-
"they havent OFFICIALLY broke up but she left him... shes not with him"
hard to say, but i think its fair to say its over
 
Keem only had a little insight. Apparently the shaman made a new post on insta or somewhere else on social media that apparently was alluding to him about to go after Boogie. Says Dezi is terrified of the shaman and left Boogie because of it, but he doesn't think they broke up or isn't sure.

-Edit- He called Boogie and Boogie is slurring like all hell, there is something definitely going on with him, Boogie is claiming he sent her to her parents'.
Boogie is rattling off his health issues, says he is in early stages congestive heart failure. He is in full self-pity party holy shit. This is the lowest I have heard Boogie in a long time, I think Dezi might not be coming back lol.

Keemstar told him to get his calories down to 2000 a day like a normal person and Boogie started yelling at him immediately about how he can't afford a shot to overcome his food addiction lol.
-Alright I have to stop watching but this is a gold mine someone please archive, Boogie got furious because Keem suggested that he charge Chad rent and Boogie starts taking care of the house. Boogie is saying he will default on his mortgage in April, Keem told him he was making enough money on lolcow live alone to keep up with the mortgage, sounds like another lie from Boogie caught in real time.
 
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I had dejavu reading all the cancer posting. It was not too long ago that boogie was claiming cancer free and getting back on test. Now hes ignore that whole miniarc.
That's insane whiplash even by boogie standards.
 
The only thing funny about Boogie is that any of you believe anything he or the internet people trying to profit from the attention says. Everything Keem touches becomes fake.
 
Do not believe anything Boogie says about Dez. First HE sent her away and now she did leave him BUT it was because of the Shaman only.

Then we will find out that she left because he is an old, 500 pound loser that took her to Ripley's Believe it or not on her 21st birthday and filmed a full cringy video; then said on a podcast he wanted to open a hardcore sex only fans with her.

Then we find out she was a sugar baby this whole time and he did it because of the cancer ofc. Wonder if he will ever admit to the cancer story also being fake?
 
Wait so what is it, fatty?
In the Mike Clum doco Boogie was broke.
Then he was saying afterwards something to the effect of "oh no I was playing it up for the documentary I'm fine"
Now he's broke and about to default on his mortgage? Which he shouldn't even have - like he had so much cash at one point he should have paid it all off so there was one less thing hanging over his head, why give the banks all that extra interest anyway?
Just stop buying $500 booster boxes and skip a meal or two, fat man. Or buy a gun and use it.
This whole "I'm broke" thing is getting tiring. 5 years of this shit. 5 years to make changes if he wanted to - but instead he wants to grift. Even Keem is tired of it but it still gives him content. "No one wants to help me :(" motherfucker you've had so many offers of help, so many bail outs.

Even Ralph is sick of it, recent tweets talked about it on Killstream.

Full link to clip: https://twitter.com/ihujan123/status/1773853298723844568

The Ozempic will probably be a waste anyway, because he is incapable of making the dietary changes to go with it. He'll still eat high calorie shit.
And then he'll still grift for skin removal surgery.
"But I don't know how much it all costs :'(" what an absolute buffoon. :lunacy:
 
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Fucking lol. Boogie is sitting here acting like it's the big one, he's just got days, No!, hours to live
"I'm a-comin' Lizbeth!" Boogie shouts because people won't pay to get him Ozempic.

Ozempic doesn't shrink hearts or cure cancer, never mind the fact it's on a 100 year waiting list. This is all yet more bulshit. Take a walk and eat a salad for once you fat, lying, faggot.
 
Fucking lol. Boogie is sitting here acting like it's the big one, he's just got days, No!, hours to live
"I'm a-comin' Lizbeth!" Boogie shouts because people won't pay to get him Ozempic.

Ozempic doesn't shrink hearts or cure cancer, never mind the fact it's on a 100 year waiting list. This is all yet more bulshit. Take a walk and eat a salad for once you fat, lying, faggot.
Don't you also have to take Ozempic in ever higher doses to keep it from losing its effectiveness to the point that it becomes excessive? I have a strange feeling that Ozempic will turn out to be some nightmare drug.
 
Don't you also have to take Ozempic in ever higher doses to keep it from losing its effectiveness to the point that it becomes excessive? I have a strange feeling that Ozempic will turn out to be some nightmare drug.
I think there's already a lawsuit somewhere.

Someone needs to remind him he said it was time for rehab if he got over 400 again. Fat fuck is even admitting/claiming the reason he's eating so much is because he's addicted to food when he has the sads. But nah, he'd prefer to take an injection now and again to solve all his problems instead :)

Spoiler alert fatty, one of the key ways it works is by more easily making you feel full. You already fucking ignore that feeling! Dumbarse.
 
Don't you also have to take Ozempic in ever higher doses to keep it from losing its effectiveness to the point that it becomes excessive? I have a strange feeling that Ozempic will turn out to be some nightmare drug.
I'm not sure on that but like Wings apparently said, it isn't a miracle drug. It might help you lose weight for a bit, but it doesn't make you Chad Thundercock effortlessly. You lose a bit of weight and then it's on you to lose more and keep it off otherwise you just yo-yo back up higher than you were.
For Boogie, I'd guess at most Ozempic would help him lose like 50 pounds, so he'd still be 250 pounds in the red, he'd never lose the rest of it and he'd just gain that 50 pounds back with interest.
 
What the fuck is Flaming Star going to do really? Cast ancient Indian magic (as in using products Made in India) on him? Cast some curse on him? He's Boogie1488, his life is enough of a travesty and laughing stock. Maybe he'll throw magic mushrooms into his house? Maybe he'll summon Frank Hassle to go for round two?
The possibilities, much like his gunt, stretches far and wide!
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Edit to avoid double post: Boogie lied about having one of the slowest cancers to ever exist, and now he's trying to pretend that its suddenly become extremely aggressive and has cut his life drastically. Boogie once heard that thing about how bigger lies are easier to swallow, and decided every single one after that point had to be a whopper.
 
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Guys, you don't get it, his whole talk about an enlarged heart is because boogie is really generous! That's why he has a big heart! It's wild you'd think he has any heart condition rofl, like how much of a stupid fucking nigger you'd have to be? He still loves you though, even though you want him to get raped and killed.
 
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