💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[TroonFiringSquad]

It's hilarious to me that Boogie brings up his age as an excuse for why he won't do well or why Wings has an advantage. It's the same hilarity as when he dyes his beard, as if grey in his beard is going to make him any less repulsive considering the rest of his appearance and health.

His age has absolutely nothing to do with why him in a boxing ring is a farce. He could be 20 years younger and it wouldn't make any difference, in fact if you did go back 20 years it'd probably be even worse because he was likely even fatter.

Boogie has been uploading short videos of him hitting a bag with terrible technique for weeks, it doesn't seem like he's done jack shit for cardio which will be far more important than bag training. All you need to do against one of these two is outlast them, you wouldn't even need to throw a punch. There's cyclists in their 70s and 80s with good cardio but Boogie has the nerve to try and use his age as if that's one of the key problems.

Now if this happens - which is a big if because I still don't understand how Boogie will get a passport within the next 3 weeks, it will at least be funny to see Boogie with no filters or angles in his favor. You will get a full display of that fat fucking faggot's stomach and loose skin swinging around in the ring.

He also claims in the most recent video he hopes this boxing match will "help people". He's so full of shit, how the fuck is this going to help anyone? It's not even for charity, it's not inspiring, it's just two severely out of shape e-begging cunts flailing in a ring until one of them drops.

Anyway these boxing matches are cringe. I see iDubbbz just did another one and I just thought "Wow what a pathetic cunt". He's only doing this because he thinks the attention will revitalize his channel and "career". It will not.

 

[Sugriva]

The only times he does follow through with goals is when he shuts up and just does it.

I find that this applies to most people.

The fight is never happening.

 

[derthballs]

As suspected just a week after boogie made a big thing about how he now has a streaming schedule of Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7pm, he has missed the second week.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

I'm doing this all for attention.....says the guy with social anxiety. Also, he rattled off a dozen diseases at the start of his latest video, including asthma. Has he ever mention that before? He also admitted to having a fused disk and being 400lbs.
At this point, just reaching the weigh-in will be enough to give luls because the world will have to know, through Keemstar how much Boogie weighs. But I think it'll go beyond that and reach the match, because I think the match will be the start of the career rebooted Boogie arc.
I think Clum's contractually obligated Boogie to do it so he can put the match footage in the ''documentary'' to end it off on a positive note. Since there's been no announced date for its' release, I assume the match is what they're waiting for so we can expect it to release within 1-2 weeks of the match finishing. May 13th is a Saturday so Clum's probably planning to release the doc on the next weekend so thats May 20th, 21st or 22nd.

 

[uberzilla]

As suspected just a week after boogie made a big thing about how he now has a streaming schedule of Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7pm, he has missed the second week.

Boogie's behavior is that of someone whose success has either been via chance or the work of others. Anything that has required effort or some form of longterm dedication is out of his grasp.

I'm doing this all for attention.....says the guy with social anxiety.

Boogie's ailments and status depend on the context. He's rich and his channel is doing gangbusters when he's dunking on the haters or updating his Seeking profile. Next time he tweets, he's poor and he's grateful for even a few thousand views because now he wants pity.

His social anxiety is so bad, he sits topless in hotel lobbies while filming videos:

Boogie flopping his massive obese tits around in the middle of a hotel lobby should come as no surprise. He lacks the slightest bit of respect for himself but more than that he's also a pedophile with a kink for exhibitionism.

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Also, somewhat unrelated but it's coming up on 3 years since he dunked on some detractor saying he gets 3 million views a month:

He has since missed the 2 million mark more often than note, but his metrics are off because he keeps deleting videos.

 

[derthballs]

Boogie's behavior is that of someone whose success has either been via chance or the work of others. Anything that has required effort or some form of longterm dedication is out of his grasp.


Boogie's ailments and status depend on the context. He's rich and his channel is doing gangbusters when he's dunking on the haters or updating his Seeking profile. Next time he tweets, he's poor and he's grateful for even a few thousand views because now he wants pity.

His social anxiety is so bad, he sits topless in hotel lobbies while filming videos:


Also, somewhat unrelated but it's coming up on 3 years since he dunked on some detractor saying he gets 3 million views a month:

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He has since missed the 2 million mark more often than note, but his metrics are off because he keeps deleting videos.

Going by the recent 15 days, his average monthly views taking into account deleted videos is around 775,000

He's averaging 25,000 views a day, before his i need help video he was getting around 1.2 million a month and due to that and his follow ups he briefly sneaked back up to 2m which is what he said he needed to be able to support himself.

2 years ago when this was made he was hitting 3m, the year before that it was 6m, the year before that 10m.

In another 6 months he will fall under 500k a month into complete obscurity.

 

[Lugubrious]

Id say he's already hit being unrelevent, the only sponsor he has is MetaPC and it looks it's based on commission, doubt he's getting his audience to buy PCs.

Guess there was no stream today. Looks like Boogie already fucked up his stream schedule lmao.

IDK if it shows up differently for other people, but Boogie's stream schedule shows as Monday/Thursday for me (in Boogie's time zone, at least).
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Boogie has tweeted his stream schedule is, in fact, Tuesday/Thursday. So, like everything else that requires the use of functional fingers, Boogie fucked up the schedule entry on Twitch. Just to be a pedant, Boogie also said "CST", when the US is currently in Daylight Saving time, CDT in Arkansas.
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So will Boogie blame the skipped stream on the Keemstar interview or what? All I saw from Keem was that he was traveling to AR today, nothing about actually meeting up with Boogie today.

I've heard of 4 day work weeks, but this guy can't even keep a 2 day work week. He's almost 50, how isn't he embrassed with himself? Especially after the epic mushroom doses? Lol

 

[The Carpetbagger]

Would like some links to the Carpetbagger postcard info. Already know about the one that Boogie sent to himself, but curious about the other ones he was sent.

The "troll" he doxed with them had every video removed but today The Carpetbagger channel put out a 48 minute video talking about trolls since this Boogie interview.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I still don't understand how Boogie will get a passport within the next 3 weeks

He won’t, and he doesn’t want one. He needs an excuse to back out of this fight. If they moved the venue to Fayetteville he’d say he couldn’t make it because he has to wait at home for a delivery that day.

You CAN get passports turned around within 24 hours if you’re in a major city and pay an expediting agency $$$ to do it for you. But I just had friends have to involve their Congressman in order to secure their baby’s passport that they applied for months ago. Didn’t get it until 12 hours before their departure. No one’s doing Boogie any favors even if he wanted them to.

 

[cock gobbler]

I know very little about guns, so can someone indicate whether or not that's a real gun? I'm leaning towards it being some of Boogie's plastic garbage, but I assume it would be a legal problem for Boogie if it is a real gun (terrible trigger discipline aside)

And really? A "BEWARE OF DOG" sign? Come on. Boogie's dogs aren't fucking anyone up on their diet and exercise regimen. Just look at Sammy.

 

[Beard_Chan]

If they want the fight to last more than 30 seconds before someone dies of a heart attack, they should just do the boxing match seated in the middle of the ring, nudging each other. Its the only way I see getting a few rounds out of them!

As much as I doubt it will happen, I still would like to see it. I think Wings beats Boogie easily. I want to see Boogie's fake teeth get punched out and see that weigh in live baby! Who am I kidding though Boogie will back out claiming all his doctors said no, putting it on them. He is so unbelievably lazy and unmotivated its just pure fiction he commits to this. Would love to be proved wrong! That recent pic of Keem at Boogie's house is a little encouraging though!

 

[Sicilian1984]

If they want the fight to last more than 30 seconds before someone dies of a heart attack, they should just do the boxing match seated in the middle of the ring, nudging each other. Its the only way I see getting a few rounds out of them!

As much as I doubt it will happen, I still would like to see it. I think Wings beats Boogie easily. I want to see Boogie's fake teeth get punched out and see that weigh in live baby! Who am I kidding though Boogie will back out claiming all his doctors said no, putting it on them. He is so unbelievably lazy and unmotivated its just pure fiction he commits to this. Would love to be proved wrong! That recent pic of Keem at Boogie's house is a little encouraging though!

A good sign for me was that Boogie alluded to attempting to reach out to Richard and he ignored it. Likely Boogie was trying to coordinate conspiracy so Richard would go easy on him.

That being said I wish it was a free for all using deadly weapons instead.

Also stumbled across this:

Anna, Carpetbagger's Daughter, Is Arrested For DUI

scuffedprincessbubbles@gmail.comhttps://twitter.com/scuffedPrincess

youtu.be

Not sure if real..

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I know very little about guns, so can someone indicate whether or not that's a real gun? I'm leaning towards it being some of Boogie's plastic garbage, but I assume it would be a legal problem for Boogie if it is a real gun (terrible trigger discipline aside)

Please let it be real.

 

[bravosouth]

Keemstar posted a video on Twitter that seems mostly hammed up to me, where he goes into Boogie's fridge and finds a full-sugar Mt. Dew and confronts him about it. Naturally Steven explains that they have guests over sometimes, and that he has other full-sugar stuff like Coke in the fridge too. Convenient, but what else is in his fridge?



Boy, isn't it a cooncidence that he just happens to have more Domino's in the fridge again? Looks like he got some wings as well this time, I guess the meme should be Domino's instead of Marco's now... I can also see Pillsbury pie crusts which is kind of a neat surprise, kinda figured he would buy all his pies pre-prepared TBH. You know what I don't see? A SINGLE fucking fruit or vegetable, I think the closest thing is the glass bottle of juice on the left? Looks like some kind of marinating meat underneath the pizza, maybe beef?

Kind of a fun eye-spy game but I'm not super familiar with American products, can anyone else spot anything else interesting?

quick edit: I just noticed that he also has plastic take-out ramekins with what look to me like salsa and sour cream on the upper right, someone's been ordering Mexican food... Also just to make it blatantly clear this fridge is NOT the fridge of a house with two adult men who cook all (or even most/some) of their meals, there are nowhere near the amount of ingredients needed to support that. This is the fridge of someone who orders most of their meals and tops themselves up with processed junk in between them.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Un-fucking-believable. I knew though when he first posted that one plate of strawberries showing it as his "healthy snack" and you see a big-ass dollop of whipped cream that there was no way he was sticking to his diet. This was back when he had just gotten the surgery and was eating solids.

Lo and behold how "serious" he is in getting into shape and how it matters that his fatass is posting his weight on twitter for "accountability". What a joke. Domino's, mountain dew, wings, mexican food, pillsbury pie crust (which is stupidly greasy and full of butter)... But it's okay guys, he's making progress for himself and his fans.

Without a doubt he's gonna dip out of the fight out of some bullshit health excuse, leaving everyone hanging and it'll be the last nail in the coffin that is what is left of his career on youtube.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Keemstar posted a video on Twitter that seems mostly hammed up to me, where he goes into Boogie's fridge and finds a full-sugar Mt. Dew and confronts him about it. Naturally Steven explains that they have guests over sometimes, and that he has other full-sugar stuff like Coke in the fridge too. Convenient, but what else is in his fridge?

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Boy, isn't it a cooncidence that he just happens to have more Domino's in the fridge again? Looks like he got some wings as well this time, I guess the meme should be Domino's instead of Marco's now... I can also see Pillsbury pie crusts which is kind of a neat surprise, kinda figured he would buy all his pies pre-prepared TBH. You know what I don't see? A SINGLE fucking fruit or vegetable, I think the closest thing is the glass bottle of juice on the left? Looks like some kind of marinating meat underneath the pizza, maybe beef?

Kind of a fun eye-spy game but I'm not super familiar with American products, can anyone else spot anything else interesting?

quick edit: I just noticed that he also has plastic take-out ramekins with what look to me like salsa and sour cream on the upper right, someone's been ordering Mexican food... Also just to make it blatantly clear this fridge is NOT the fridge of a house with two adult men who cook all (or even most/some) of their meals, there are nowhere near the amount of ingredients needed to support that. This is the fridge of someone who orders most of their meals and tops themselves up with processed junk in between them.

Every single shot that Keemstar has grabbed of Boogie so far also sports that incredibly red unhealthy glow in Boogie's face, in different lights and different rooms. It's always a good reminder how he looks when he isn't in the desaturated filming environment of his own recording devices.

 

[cock gobbler]

Kind of a fun eye-spy game but I'm not super familiar with American products, can anyone else spot anything else interesting?

Spoiler: I'll give it a shot

From left to right, top to bottom (with additional screenshots):

• Good ol' Mt Dew, eggs, diet Canada Dry, some jams, the sauce containers, cheese dip(!!), and some other sauce thing to the right of that.
• Cherry juice, some kind of sauce/dip, what looks like a container of fat or grease, a travel mug that probably contains soda (because it's in the fridge), milk, the staged Mt. Dew, other Mt. Dew flavors, diet Dr. Pepper, Coca Cola, what looks like another jam jar, those Domino's wings, juice/milk/egg beaters?, and water bottles
• Sargento cheese, salami?, bologna? in the drawer; Domino's pizza box, the meat or whatever's in that container
• The Pilsbury pie crusts, not sure what's in the blue bag, butter

Most of these brands are Great Value, so rest assured our lard lord shops at Walmart.

Here's what I can recognize in the door, there's way more that I couldn't identify:

• Cholula hot sauce (why is this in the fridge?), pancake syrup?, sour cream, A1 steak sauce, buffalo sauce/dressing
• Alfredo sauce, lemon juice, whipped cream, some kind of yellow dressing, more jam

Also stumbled across this:

Anna, Carpetbagger's Daughter, Is Arrested For DUI

scuffedprincessbubbles@gmail.comhttps://twitter.com/scuffedPrincess

youtu.be

Not sure if real..

Holy shit that girl is trashed. She needs her car door closed to find her ID, because she needs to have her eyes closed, so she can hear her ID. Then calls the cop an "I.D.iot" lmfao and throws a literal tantrum when they cuff her. She blew .20(!!), assuming the video's annotation is correct.

Spoiler: It could be Carpetbagger's kid, hard to say...

The in-car angles are dated 4/25/2022, the cops aren't sure if she's 17 or 18, and Jacob posted a video for Anna's 18th birthday in September 2022, so it kind of lines up. Jacob grew up in Wisconsin, and Everest Metro Police are in Wisconsin. But Jacob moved to the South when he turned 18 so that doesn't necessarily mean anything. That's all I've got.

Edit to add: Boogie has signed... Something. Boogie says "this counts?" and Keem says "done deal"

Spoiler: Video archive

 

[Terfatron]

With anyone but DSP it wouldn't matter but they have a long history and Keem has a grudge. Hence him popping into DSP's side scrollers appearance to troll and call him a lulcow.

I think Keem traveled mostly to make sure these two lazy fucks actually follow through logistically.

Someone else pointed this out and you're correct. I just assumed that keem could let go of DSP and came on the podcast to maybe get his little business venture w the podcast going.

I didn't know this keem lore of petty revenge but God it makes sense.

He won’t, and he doesn’t want one. He needs an excuse to back out of this fight. If they moved the venue to Fayetteville he’d say he couldn’t make it because he has to wait at home for a delivery that day.

You CAN get passports turned around within 24 hours if you’re in a major city and pay an expediting agency $$$ to do it for you. But I just had friends have to involve their Congressman in order to secure their baby’s passport that they applied for months ago. Didn’t get it until 12 hours before their departure. No one’s doing Boogie any favors even if he wanted them to.

Here in the euro parts of the farm you can apply for a passport latest 7 days before traveling. It's called a emergency passport and costs $100 (reasonable).
It's only guilty for that one trip you applied for but still, you can have a passport within 7 days for pretty cheap.

Knowing the landwhale he would roll up 6days before the trip and then post a tiktok saying "I really tried you guys. Thanks for the support love ya"
Everything that requires more effort than calling for dominos is not worth doing and we all know it.

What really gets me is that this could get him content and money but as someone said, his career is based on pure luck, not hard work. He don't know how to put in the effort needed to actually succeed.

If it does come down to a fight... imma go MATI here and say I hope wings fucking destroy him!

ETA: @Chainsaw Juggler I can't quote you but!

Every single shot that Keemstar has grabbed of Boogie so far also sports that incredibly red unhealthy glow in Boogie's face, in different lights and different rooms. It's always a good reminder how he looks when he isn't in the desaturated filming environment of his own recording devices.

That's not "unhealthy glow", did you forget he's a Cherokee princess?

 

[Marc83]

Looking slim Virgin!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Alfredo sauce, lemon juice, whipped cream, some kind of yellow dressing, more jam

Also a bottle of olive oil next to the lemon juice. Does he have any idea how pantries work?

Never trust a man who owns this many stuffed animals. And by this many I mean more than zero.