💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[John Andrews Stan]

Because he can.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

Wings is a gigachad compared to Beggie and he should take this opportunity to fight him even if he gets zero money. The only way to make a huge lolcow look small is to place him near an even bigger lolcow and this is the best chance Wings will ever get. If this works out, maybe he can be true to his name and redeem himself.

 

[curbside2]

For years Boogie pretended to be apolitical and that obviously fell apart. For years it was pretty common for Youtubers to keep politcs out of their image. Are there any that you can think of that still take that stance? The only one I can think of is TheReportOfTheWeek.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

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Because he can.

378 bitches! The rest is padding to fill out the francis shirt, wild

 

[thejackal2]

LOL, for a second I thought that someone somehow tricked him into fighting True Geordie. Like how in the Old Rome some poor bastards were thrown to the lions to entertain the people.

Now that I think about it, if you throw Booger to the lions, they're going to die from cholesterol poisoning...

I'd pay to see True Geordie cave his head in. There would be a good chance Boogie would die and that would be entertaining.

But he's not going to fight anybody, Jordie or Georgie. Keem is just doing his usual thing where he keeps other lolcows a bit relevant while using them for his own clout. Keem has used boogie over and over and for some stupid reason boogie thinks Keem is "on his side" or something. Keem is on the side of drama and clicks, and boogie once and awhile is good for drama and clicks.

 

[SandyCat]

Keemstar is really making this fat old man embrass himself so he doesn't have to beg for a job at Walmart.
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Imagine your dad doing this shit lol

He's out of breath just standing up and talking

This idiot is going to "fight" in public in a few months
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There's absolutely no way Wings is going through with this. He'll find a convienent excuse to get out of it or he'll just outright refuse to go last minute. The only way I could see this happening is if they're being guaranteed a massive amount of money and even then it's still far from certain.

 

[Rickenbacker]

Honestly I wish they would do a sumo match instead

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Keemstar is really making this fat old man embrass himself so he doesn't have to beg for a job at Walmart.
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Imagine your dad doing this shit lol

He's out of breath just standing up and talking

This idiot is going to "fight" in public in a few months
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Two massive liars and gluttons for cowardice being set up for a boxing match? Time to see if the math principle of double negatives cancelling each other out carries to lolcowdom. If not, at least some golden gymnastics on Boogie's part will be funny. My guess is he'd try to sound like he was concerned for WingsOfRedemption's mental health, turn it around onto his own mental health, and then say he's a titan of anti-hate and act like he hasn't spent the past 2 years being literally the largest asshole on Twitter. Literally. Because he's fat.

 

[Swole McPole]

Honestly I wish they would do a sumo match instead

Loser to pleasure the winner with HAMS.

 

[fårikål]

We're definitely in for a high-octane 12 round fight, fellas.

 

[Paul Atreides]

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This nigga is literally built like a pile of shit

 

[Sweet Musica]

How would this be legal? I'm pretty sure you need to sign a bunch of waivers and have a doctor give you a letter of approval. I can't imagine this happening if boogie has cancer. Also his insurance would probably be very upset. Hopefully they raise his premiums.

 

[AnOminous]

For years Boogie pretended to be apolitical and that obviously fell apart. For years it was pretty common for Youtubers to keep politcs out of their image. Are there any that you can think of that still take that stance? The only one I can think of is TheReportOfTheWeek.

I suspect he's conservative. Probably not full-on TND or anything, but enough to cost him some audience.

I can't imagine this happening if boogie has cancer.

As with most of Boogie's dumb lies, he abandons it the moment it isn't getting him asspats or isn't useful for whatever new lie he's come up with.

 

[Marc83]

Can’t wait for this to fall apart so KeemStar can finally tell Boogie he’s done helping him for the 15th time in 5 years.

 

[bravosouth]

378 bitches! The rest is padding to fill out the francis shirt, wild

That's old meta, new meta is closer to  just under 400lbs. AKA the boundary he swore he'd check himself into inpatient rehab if he ever broke... AFAIK he claims he only broke it briefly and has been back under ever since, I call absolute shenanigans.

I'm pretty sure you need to sign a bunch of waivers and have a doctor give you a letter of approval.

IIRC this was an issue with his last boxing endeavor. That he needed to get himself into enough shape to get doctors approval, I assume for some kind of medical insurance coverage or fight licensing? He's stopped what little regular exercise he was getting with the swimming and whatever, and now he has this supposed blood cancer diagnosis to boot. I wonder how they plan to handle this, maybe they have a doctor on payroll or something now.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Wings is too pussy to do this.

 

[Don Cossack]

Fight of the century, who's your top pick?

Spoiler

 

[Pill Cosby]

Instead of fighting each other they should team up and have a tag team match against Depression and Obesity.

I don’t want to sound mean spirited but let’s say one of them has a heart attack in the ring would they finally shut down all this bullshit YouTube boxing matches? Why can’t these faggots go play YouTube Golf or Tennis instead of ruining a good sport.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Honestly I wish they would do a sumo match instead

Honestly I wish they would duel with shotguns at three paces instead.

 

[sure]

boogie doesn't care about whether or not this boxing match happens because he's not in the business of creating good content, he's in the business of being the center of attention and having an excuse to not shut the fuck up about himself, which he doesn't need the actual boxing match itself for, only the idea of the boxing match. he'll tweet about it, drop a few videos, and probably even come up with a new low-effort royalty free image fueled t-shirt design to scam his audience with, but he will not actually fight anyone. he's just banking on the likelihood of wings bailing so he can soak up the attention and publicity under the guise of, "look at me, I'm ready to go! your move jordie!" from the comfort of his recliner without having to put down his third marco's pizza of the night.

although it'd be great to see wings challenge boogie's bluff so we can see him squirm and disappoint everyone with excuse after excuse as to why he can't actually go through with the boxing match, at the end of the day it just gives him an additional avenue to talk about his "cancer" and his health to milk sympathy ass pats.