💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Old Man's Ice cream]

How much did he lost? Did he ever clarify that?

 

[jasmi]

Funniest thing about this 'weight loss' is that he went from a fat retard to a fat retard. Nobody cares if you are 450lbs or 400lbs or even 350lbs - all of that is fat as fuck. Just dropping his sodas would make him lose 50 pounds in no time.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Boogie is back to writing that terrible book of lies about his life. 14 chapters? Dudes lived on his recliner for the last 30 years, wtf does he have to write about?

I happen to have an early draft of the book:

Btw, nice to be back. Didn't have time to post lately but was following even when the forum had to go underground. Nice to see Null fighting the good fight. The mainstream internet got so lame that it probably is a good idea to browse tor anyway.

This recent bout of attention that he got, while negative, is still attention that Boogie craves like oxygen.

How much did he lost? Did he ever clarify that?

His answers when asked were vague. The guy simply is incapable of telling truth. I'm in the skeptical camp if he ever invested.

New job arc... or rather excuses why he can't take the job arc​

After recent whining META PC offered him a job:

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How do you think Boogie will vibe with the culture?

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Boogie accepted.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

After recent whining META PC offered him a job:

These guys are SO going to regret this.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Always such a weird flex from dudes who obviously don't, because it isn't like there aren't plenty of losers who do have sex.

You really don't have to try that hard anymore.
Especially because shit has gotten so open that a lot of mature people who are sexually active can just cut to the chase and join one of many dating apps.

Also the best way to find the person who isn't getting laid in any group of people are the ones needlessly sharing and defending their experience like anyone gives a solitary shit.

 

[Trollpatrol]

These guys are SO going to regret this.

okay this is gonna be epic

Meta PCs are also ass and not going to be around long, markups are insane even by prebuilt standards

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

They are going to be so disappointed when the hiring honeymoon is over and they start giving Boogie actual work. He is one of the laziest human beings on the planet. Every other day he'll be taking a mental health break from the job.

 

[Terfatron]

Him. Wings. DSP. An heroing would be better than getting a real job

Imagine that sad excuse of a podcast.
Chieftain fatface and his retard tribe

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

How much did he lost? Did he ever clarify that?

nothing, because hes a fat sack of lying shit

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I happen to have an early draft of the book:

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Btw, nice to be back. Didn't have time to post lately but was following even when the forum had to go underground. Nice to see Null fighting the good fight. The mainstream internet got so lame that it probably is a good idea to browse tor anyway.

This recent bout of attention that he got, while negative, is still attention that Boogie craves like oxygen.


His answers when asked were vague. The guy simply is incapable of telling truth. I'm in the skeptical camp if he ever invested.

New job arc... or rather excuses why he can't take the job arc​

After recent whining META PC offered him a job:

Zack Shutt - @Boogie2988 Boogie come work for @METAPCs and do a test day [1580680477316259841].mp4
link | archive
How do you think Boogie will vibe with the culture?

Ver archivo adjunto 3737100
link | archive
Boogie accepted.

God please, I want to see this happen.

 

[The Ugly One]

Boogie has obviously never bought crypto. He perceived being "into crypto" as something all the smart, cool internet people do, so it needed to be something he was into as well. He hoped lying about it would get him some eyeballs, but he was too lazy to even read a few articles so he could sound like he knew anything. Proof that he was lying:

1. Boogie can never shut up about his stupid opinions, and crypto people can never shut up about their stupid crypto opinions. Now, how many opinions does Boogie have about crypto? You ever hear him take sides on whether Tether being unbacked is FUD? How about any of the big Ponzis, like Celsius, BitConnect, or Luna? Either before or after, what did he say about them? Crypto is something he knows nothing about, so much nothing that even he knows he can't make up a credible-sounding lie beyond "I bought some and lost rofl."
   
   
2. Crypto people are always boosting their favorite exchange. Boogie's never pimping Binance as your 1-stop shop for ludicrously leveraged margin trading, or Gemini for being somewhat of a legitimate business, or Bitfinex as a cool place to get robbed. Again, it's just "Bought some crypto because a friend told me rofl. Made plenty of money. Wild. Love ya! [drinks a 2L of Mtn Dew]."
   
   
3. Similar with his favorite coins. Crypto people are always getting hyped because some scammer forked Bitcoin and renamed it, or put a link to a monkey JPEG on a token, or wrote a glitchy "smart contract" on Ethereum and are trying to get someone else to take their bags so they can lambo after the thing moons. People are guessing at which coins Boogie bought (because they're dumb and think he tells the truth) instead of realizing, you don't need to guess what coins an Internet Crypto Person with a YouTube account holds. Ye'll tell you.

 

[McSchlomo]

Been a while since I read "rofl" anywhere and I'm here for it.

 

[Slap47]

Boogie has obviously never bought crypto. He perceived being "into crypto" as something all the smart, cool internet people do, so it needed to be something he was into as well. He hoped lying about it would get him some eyeballs, but he was too lazy to even read a few articles so he could sound like he knew anything. Proof that he was lying:

1. Boogie can never shut up about his stupid opinions, and crypto people can never shut up about their stupid crypto opinions. Now, how many opinions does Boogie have about crypto? You ever hear him take sides on whether Tether being unbacked is FUD? How about any of the big Ponzis, like Celsius, BitConnect, or Luna? Either before or after, what did he say about them? Crypto is something he knows nothing about, so much nothing that even he knows he can't make up a credible-sounding lie beyond "I bought some and lost rofl."
   
   
2. Crypto people are always boosting their favorite exchange. Boogie's never pimping Binance as your 1-stop shop for ludicrously leveraged margin trading, or Gemini for being somewhat of a legitimate business, or Bitfinex as a cool place to get robbed. Again, it's just "Bought some crypto because a friend told me rofl. Made plenty of money. Wild. Love ya! [drinks a 2L of Mtn Dew]."
   
   
3. Similar with his favorite coins. Crypto people are always getting hyped because some scammer forked Bitcoin and renamed it, or put a link to a monkey JPEG on a token, or wrote a glitchy "smart contract" on Ethereum and are trying to get someone else to take their bags so they can lambo after the thing moons. People are guessing at which coins Boogie bought (because they're dumb and think he tells the truth) instead of realizing, you don't need to guess what coins an Internet Crypto Person with a YouTube account holds. Ye'll tell you.

Lying about Crypto to get away with the cost of food, toys, and cards.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

They are going to be so disappointed when the hiring honeymoon is over and they start giving Boogie actual work. He is one of the laziest human beings on the planet. Every other day he'll be taking a mental health break from the job.

Also he would demand food all the damn time.

I wouldn't be surprised if he fakes an accident just to say how heartbroken he is that he can't work for them and then grift more because he is injured and has no money.

 

[AnOminous]

Reminder that this implies Boogie's rotted gums would be going HAMS on a stenchditch.

It's stinkditch. But it's stenchtrench. Because I just declared it so.

 

[soulgains]

2. Him and Jesse fell out because they were arguing about how Storyfire should be handled and Boogie owned a 1% share of the business. Boogie thought it should run alongside Youtube and not try and be competition (I have no idea what he even meant by this) and Jesse was more ambitious.

The fact that he thinks a 1% share entitles him to have his opinion be weighed equally with everyone else that actually put time and effort into building that platform and the business surrounding it, on top of being a belligerent asshole about it, is one of the funniest things I've heard all year. How does Steven manage to be so useless in every setting/arrangement he finds himself in?

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

>buy high
>sell low
>don't diversify
>do not hodl
>be fat

the five steps to investing from boogie

 

[Kookin]

 

[YaBoi]

New job arc... or rather excuses why he can't take the job arc
After recent whining META PC offered him a job:

Zack Shutt - @Boogie2988 Boogie come work for @METAPCs and do a test day [1580680477316259841].mp4
link | archive
How do you think Boogie will vibe with the culture?

Ver archivo adjunto 3737100
link | archive
Boogie accepted.

Boogie is not suited for a workplace. The refusal to sweep floors when he was a kitchenhand, the incessant phone use, the constant need to throw everyone under the bus on social media....he's the worst kind of employee. Lazy, toxic, unaccountable. Let's say the boss notices a fuck up and it's Boogie's fault. Does Boogie take responsibility or blame someone else? We know the answer. He'd also creep on the women.

I can see this as an arrangement that he makes some excuse to back out of (see: abandoned r/samandtolki AMA, DPP retreat, cruise with EDDF, Dick Show co-hosting duties, Storyfire duties etc etc)

 

[The Ugly One]

okay this is gonna be epic

Meta PCs are also ass and not going to be around long, markups are insane even by prebuilt standards

Damn, you weren't kidding. I priced out PC in one of their small cases with similar-priced parts as my NUC, and it came out at almost $500 more than I paid, and it's not like NUCs are budget PCs.