💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[AnOminous]

How does a guy that fucking fat justify needing money.

He doesn't even try to justify it, he just cries and blubbers, help me be fat, he cries, and morons send him money so he can have an IV pole drip Mountain Dew straight into his bloodstream. What I'm saying is the man is fat. And I would not have sex with him.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

You’re right in theory. Most people would end up cutting back on food substantially to save money— enough to visibly lose weight. Boogie is a fucking retard though and would sooner be homeless than give up over eating.

EBT pays for the most disgusting, fattening, fridge-filling food imagineable. I had a fat-tard friend, growing up, who's family was on EBT because his ma refused to get a real job, and he was constantly getting like, chocolate cakes, mountain dew- just stuff packed full of crap, because its easy to process and keep around, thus is reasonable for food stamps.

Actually, in retrospect, a boogie foodstamp saga would be funny as fuck

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Getting some serious Spoony vibes from how some of his audience can stay attached to this looser and donate to him despite his endless escapades

Even for them there is a limit, Spoony is now so forgotten he's down to a few hundred $ on Pateron and is making less than part-time minimum wage with his streams.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Diamond hands can't hodl when covered in chip grease.

 

[Look At You]

Why in the world do people freak out about crypto crashing like it's gone to zero? If you invest a million into it and the value halves then you'll still have half a million which is more money than most people have on hand. It's only really financial suicide if you were counting on this gamble to pay off a loan.

 

[Mimiga]

This is the Boogie Sanders arc, you better start contributin' or he's gonna have to gain another 100 pounds to make another Francis video.

 

[MooseGump]

Everyone was waiting for this moment so that's why even reddit is shitting on him twice as hard for all the bragging he's done, this fat fuck is done for lol

 

[Jacques Strap]

some people have said it already, but I'm throwing my hat into the 'Boogie never had any crypto' camp. I think he spun the rich off crypto story to hop on a trend, seem like a big man, get that dopamine hit, and now he's saying he's broke on crypto to farm money and pity. There is no evidence for any of it. I can totally believe he is broke but I read the boom-and-bust off crypto part of the story as total fiction. I think the most likely explanation is that he blew through the vast majority of his youtube money on his trademark hedonistic short-term pleasures such as food, prostitutes (sorry, teenage girls who were totally into him he met at the card shop) etc

 

[God of Nothing]

What was the coin? Luna or some other shitcoin?

 

[Hambubger]

He should have hired the fine folks at Hassle Financial run by former Hebrew National CEO Frank Hassle

 

[BrunoMattei]

What was the coin? Luna or some other shitcoin?

I would like to know the same thing.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I guess being a fat slob and perpetual victim no longer pays the bills. I have no sympathy for the guy. A few years back he was bragging how much YouTube money he was making.

 

[MidUSA]

What was the coin? Luna or some other shitcoin?

I would like to know the same thing.

Not confirmed yet, but I have my suspicions...

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[xerxes]

some people have said it already, but I'm throwing my hat into the 'Boogie never had any crypto' camp. I think he spun the rich off crypto story to hop on a trend, seem like a big man, get that dopamine hit, and now he's saying he's broke on crypto to farm money and pity. There is no evidence for any of it. I can totally believe he is broke but I read the boom-and-bust off crypto part of the story as total fiction. I think the most likely explanation is that he blew through the vast majority of his youtube money on his trademark hedonistic short-term pleasures such as food, prostitutes (sorry, teenage girls who were totally into him he met at the card shop) etc

I completely agree. He's never shown any crypto transactions.
He also loved to be the big investor when the Gamestop thing was going on.

Both of which he had mentioned zero times before it got popular.

I guarantee you if dutch tulips took off tomorrow, he'd claim he bought 1 million worth, and then when the market went bust, he'd claim he lost money. all while sitting in front of his toys and cards.

 

[valence]

jeez man boogie has to be the most pathetic person I've ever known of

 

[Nod Flenders]

So, Boogie ended up blowing all his money away? That's not a surprise at all and is one of the funniest things I've heard all day.

 

[Red Mask]

All I can say is that this is sad. He used to have quite a bit. Now all he has is his weight.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Why in the world do people freak out about crypto crashing like it's gone to zero? If you invest a million into it and the value halves then you'll still have half a million which is more money than most people have on hand. It's only really financial suicide if you were counting on this gamble to pay off a loan.

People don't "invest in crypto" by buying shitcoin or etherium or whatever they're called.

They buy ScamCoin9000GuaranteedMoonMusk and it gets rugpulled.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

I can’t believe this guy, with all the time he’s had on YouTube as one of the biggest content creators, isn’t a millionaire. The fact he’s resorted to e-begging to stave off homelessness is astounding, and it showcases how stupid and lazy Boogie truly is.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

So how much did he lose in Big Mac's? It can be the usual case where he lost as much as would have gained the same time working and investing at something sensible, or he got actually crypto rich, and likebhis dig, dud the mistake of not pulling out.