"Boogie and Friends: The supporting cast"
Boogie2988 / Steven Williams: Nice guy. Rarely swears, never calls people names, hasn't told a lie in over a decade and isn't capable of yelling at another person. Has critics but that's because they misunderstand his jokes, take him out of context, make up lies, gaslight, and are jealous hateful people. One of the most misunderstood people in the history of the internet. Worst thing he ever did was date a 20 year old and the internet never forgave him. Has a lay count of over 20 despite being with Dez for 7 years, Danielle for 7 years and not leaving the house for 7 years.
Mom - Fucked a black dude but disapproved of Danielle (Boogie's black girlfriend). Raped him but not really. Scratched Boogie so badly that half his face stopped working (or was that a dog?) He held her hand as she died and said that he loved her (he admitted that he didn't actually love her and this was a lie)
Dad - Quiet guy who Boogie doesn't really remember but he also raped Boogie but not really. Didn't talk to him for the last few years of his life but also looked after him during the later years of his life. In fact he held his hand while he died and told him that he passed college (he admitted that he never finished college and this was a lie)
Brother - He's an asshole and also didn't raise his kids properly. Gaslighted Boogie into believing that his sister raped him. Bought a house for Boogie to live in because he felt sorry for Boogie.
Sister - Raped Boogie but not really. His mother gaslit him into believing his sister raped him or was it his brother? Was raped by Boogie's father, we know this because Boogie told the internet. She also did a poor job of raising her kids.
Grandpa - Racist preacher who Boogie disowned. Also abused Boogie's grandma.
Grandma - Boogie's grandpa abused her according to Boogie. Must've been an angel because Boogie seemingly has never spoken ill of her.
Dez - Isn't really sexual. Boogie, one of the most attractive men on the face of this planet is one of the only men she has ever been attracted to. Is currently dating her cousin according to Boogie. Is still friends with Boogie but legally can't say anything disparaging about him because she signed a document.
Danielle - She's black and dated Boogie. She also had cancer and died from it. Other details are unknown despite them dating for 7 years, although Boogie did take beatings for her. Boogie phoned her while she was on her death bed where they joked about cancer and how she was going to die from it. Sadly Boogie was never able to hold her hand and lie to her as she died.
Sammy - Pried away from Boogie's ex-wife at the suggestion of his therapist. Exists to give Boogie a dopamine hit when he needs some quick and easy Twitter likes. Doesn't like a leash apparently so if he gets hit by a car or maimed by another dog, it's Sammy's fault.
Chad - Saved Boogie's life back in college so Boogie is now indebted to Chad eternally. As a result, Chad was living with Boogie and his wife during their entire marriage. Is sometimes referred to as Boogie's assistant (who does groceries, laundry and god knows what else). Has no social media footprint.
Lucy Foxx - Gold digging hooker. Is a terrorist who only wanted Boogie for his money despite that being part of their arrangement. Even though she was half his age, she had the sense to vanish from social media to avoid further harassment. Also had her phone confiscated when she stayed with Boogie. She is evil and not to be trusted.
Francis - Hilarious character that Boogie does. Still as fresh and funny in 2021 than he was back in 2009! Boogie's ability to maintain these high levels of comedy after so long in the game is unmatched. If you don't find Francis funny, you are a hater and will be blocked.
Frank Hassle - Upset Boogie during a livestream so Boogie deplatformed Frank and a subreddit. Despite years of rapings, beatings, bullying and the many deaths in his life, the day Frank showed up to his doorstep was the worst day of Boogie's life.
Critics: Worse than rapists and nazis. The worst of the worst, the lowest of the low. The genocide of millions of Jewish folk pales in comparison to what Boogie goes through with these monsters. Currently owe Boogie years of unpaid rent.
Belle Delphine: Tweeted at Boogie this one time, so they're friends. Despite being one of the most sought after women in the E-world, Boogie would
not date her as he doesn't find her attractive (kind words from a friend).
Content Creators: Selfish people who only ever used Boogie to generate clicks and make money. Whether it was podcasts or other guest appearances on their channels, Boogie doesn't consider these people friends because they just want money. As a result, Boogie has no issue calling these immoral people out.
Facebook Friends: They say and do things which Boogie doesn't agree with. As someone who has suffered decades of online bullying, Boogie does the right thing by putting these individuals on blast via his Twitter account with over 530K followers. Getting some Twitter likes are more important than keeping goodwill with these abhorrent individuals.