Is there any feeling so sweet as being 100% dead on when it comes to predicting Steven's moves/cycle? He is so fucking predictable and so fucking
bad at lying like this... He went live on Twitch again last night (finally, clips attached) so I threw it on in the background on a hunch, less than half an hour in and I struck gold.
He announces he's had a recent 'big change' in his life, and asks if everyone remembers how he's been 'seeing this girl for the last 8 months, close to a year'. Well, which one is it then? The only reason he throws out the year part IMO is to make what he's about to say seem less fucking ridiculous, hint: it doesn't. 'We've pretty much been cohabitating', and points to her offscreen where we can hear a distant female greeting. This is like textbook Steven behaviour, he just
HAS to prove to the haters that there is in fact a real human female in his house.
He says everything has been great and goes on to describe her as a great travel buddy (I'm sure when he is obviously footing all the bills), camera person (AKA holding a phone, not exactly high praise), and the real doozy drops and he says she's been a great 'partner'. This just wouldn't be a Boogie sugarbaby cycle if he didn't immediately get way too close/intimate with his new paid companion. A partner is someone who you have an established history with, someone you've gone through trials and tribulations with, it is fucking WEIRD to be calling someone your partner at this stage even IF we took his claims at face value. My guess is that he paid her enough for some HAMS which got his lovey-dovey hormones on overdrive.
LOL the first thing he lists that they've been doing together is 'eating good food' which is we all know is code for Steven eating like absolute
SHIT. He is going to balloon in size again shortly, I can nearly guarantee it. Next is 'going to cool places and doing cool stuff', we all know how he loves to take his hookers on the local Fayetteville and surrounding area tours (so exotic). Who was surprised to see another Ripley's video? He claims that 'eventually' she'll end up in videos, but he's just been happy as a pig in shit because he's been getting to do all his 'favourite things with his favourite person' (more ridiculous couple talk for his SB, absolutely par for the course).
He really does think that he's managed to blend that ridiculous 'dating since November' claim into this newest SB of his, but of course under even cursory examination it completely falls apart. Doesn't what he's describing sound like the very beginning stages of dating someone? If they've been together for so long already, why is it that they only started actually going on dates after he got back from London with a payday in his pocket? Why didn't she go with him in the first place? He would have us believe he managed to keep his fat fucking mouth shut for nearly a year while he dated someone discreetly, he's like a fucking goldfish that completely forgets about all his own history of bullshit every 30 seconds. He couldn't keep something like that on the DL if his literal life depended on it, no way no how.
I don't know if I believe that she is actually cohabitating or not, but if she is then he is an even bigger fucking idiot than I thought (which is saying something). What do you guys think? Anyone who would move in like this is pretty fucking sus but all he can see is love in the air. For the record I think there is a zero percent chance she isn't some form of sugar baby, but he's talked so much shit about sugaring that he'll never ever admit it. Where do we think that he'll claim to have met this young blonde girl who has apparently fallen for him, maybe another game shop? LOL
EDIT: @31:33 on his livestream (AKA immediately after these clips) he talks about his summer con schedule but has to go offscreen to check something, he throws up a splash screen and calls out 'hey sweetheart?' as he walks out of the room. He has to go check his schedule with the wife, too fucking funny.
Also a couple minutes later Emily Saxton pops into chat, and greets Boogie with 'Hi Dad!'...? That's a pretty fucking weird greeting IMO...
EDIT 2: Boogie is back to unsupervised drug therapy, claims he's been microdosing 'mushroom supplements' for a couple days and says 'you wanna talk about taking the edge off?' and he's been 'really chill, so chill holy shit', like he's been popping valiums or something. That's not really how microdosing shrooms works, and what are 'supplements' anyways? Does he just mean they're ground up and in a capsule, because those are just normal magic mushrooms you complete twat. Surely THESE drugs will be the ones to fix him this time, he is so desperate for any cure other than putting in hard work...