💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[AnOminous]

It's not often that lolcows leak into the real world. But when they do, it's fucking hilarious hearing non-lowcow enjoyers' reactions.

Everyone enjoys lolcows whether they know it or not. Except lolcows.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

TidBits

- Wings will box again if he looses 40-50 lbs in 4 months. Current weight is 396.6. GW 350
- Wants to fight Badland Chugs
- His wife bedazzled his shoes
- Boogie was upset about the Psycho Dad shirt
- Boogie came with a friend and his friends wife and they all shared the same room
- Boogie had trouble getting through the ring ropes
- Boogie is a pervert who hits on jail bait constantly. Hit on every single ring girl the same way "You are the most beautiful women I have ever seen." Wings called him a horn dog.
- Wings hated London because the Pepsi didn't taste like Pepsi and the McDonalds menu was outdated and expensive.

15:45 - Wings says Boogie brought a woman with him to London, someone else's wife and had her in his room

What a weird fucking guy.

 

[Terrorist]

Deathfats are starting to call those scooty puffs “wheelchairs”. It’s disingenuous language that implies they are somehow disabled, rather than constantly grazing eat beasts.

2025: Boogie loses his feetus to the 'beetus. But instead of resigning himself to meals on wheels, he forks over $200k on brand new top-of-the-line Tesla Cyberfeet with all the bells and whistles. (Why yes, he did spring for the emerald toenails. He deserves it, OK? He's a Good Person who has Trauma.)

6 months later, he releases a video crying about how the feet broke through no fault of his own and he's out $200k because that dastardly Elon Musk won't honor the warranty. People are skeptical. Internet sleuths find (through the evil Nazi doxxxxxing techniques of looking at a person's public Twitter profile) that the feet broke because he's been flying in prostitutes from Brazil to shit on them for $500 per turd.

Boogie then defends himself by saying he did it because he just loves women too much to let those poor hookers starve in a favela. He loves women the most out of anyone on Earth, actually. To anyone who doubts his motives: Who hurt you?

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

15:45 - Wings says Boogie brought a woman with him to London, someone else's wife and had her in his room

What a weird fucking guy

The way Wings phrased that was so weird.
Boogie just say you brought a CNA and move on. We all know it's not the wife of some guy willing to cuck out for the weekend.

 

[YaBoi]

Various Twitter fuckery from Boogie:

He uploaded this Twitter video of him holding Sammy while driving:



He appears to be in he driver's side in the car, has a dog in one hand and is somehow recording with the other. He's also allegedly "legally blind". What a retard. Life is good though!

More DSP coping. Not sure what DSP ever did to Boogie outside of decline the Lolcow Podcast opportunity:



Apparently DSP "really hurt" Boogie. Lol:



The commenter makes a great point. Boogie complains about people picking on him all the time, so why do this to DSP? What did DSP do to hurt him? What's he "firing back" at? Boogie tries to make it sound like he understands what he's doing is wrong at the end of that tweet, but the first line effectively cancels that out and shows that he doesn't see anything wrong with it.

DSP at least had some awareness (very rare for him!) to know that Keemstar wanted to make a circus of these 3 with the Lolcow Podcast. That's exactly what the boxing match with Wings was, although Keemstar did at times disguise it as something wholesome.

Anyway, in this video, Wings mentions that Boogie is the reason why the Lolcow Podcast slipped. Fucking lol. So he shits on DSP when he's part of the problem. Well done on making Wings and DSP look like the better people here.

Friendly reminder that Boogie was in a wheelchair. Just in case you forgot that he was in a wheelchair, he was in a wheelchair. Remember that Keemstar effectively wheeled Boogie on his wheelchair all the way to the boxing ring and by some miracle, he stood up and climbed into the ring. So noble, so brave:



This is more coping from Boogie. He's not happy. How can he feel good when he always says how much pain he's in? Why's there a question mark after "GOOD"? What's 100% for Boogie? I am actually quite surprised at the lack of his fans responding calling him out on the wheelchair retcon. I know they're blind and don't notice him getting fatter before their eyes, but this is one of the most egregious examples of Boogie gaslighting his audience that I've seen.

How is this a miracle Boogie? You've been walking around like this for years.

 

[AnOminous]

More DSP coping. Not sure what DSP ever did to Boogie outside of decline the Lolcow Podcast opportunity:

Boogie is the one person in the world who doesn't get to dunk on DSP. In fact, DSP can take solace in the fact that he isn't Boogie.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

If I was in a room with Hitler & Boogie & had a gun with 2 bullets I would shoot Boogie twice.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

How is this a miracle Boogie? You've been walking around like this for years.

How fucking dare you? I will knock you the fuck out. Boogie was in a wheelchair for the first years of his life. His mother who hated him and raped him still had to push him around in his baby stroller wheelchair until he broke it because of the weight gain caused by his sister raping him. But by then he was old enough to walk with the blacks for civil rights like the brave guy he is and he lent a fat helping hand to both of his black girlfriends who needed abortions and cancer treatment.

BTW anyone remember Boogie's "I will knock you the fuck out" meltdown that he had when someone insulted his father / mother? I need to add that to my circus freaks playlist on youtube so link it if you have it.

 

[AnOminous]

If I was in a room with Hitler & Boogie & had a gun with 2 bullets I would shoot Boogie twice.

If I was in that same room, I'd shoot Boogie once, then give the gun to Hitler so he could shoot Boogie too.

 

[HackerX]

- Wings hated London because the Pepsi didn't taste like Pepsi and the McDonalds menu was outdated and expensive.

There's something cathartic about Wings shitting on the UK and I'm here for it.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

LOLCOW KOMBAT!

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sam hyde is far too OP. that sterling guy is jim cornette, though idk logan is in prtty good shape too, plus milo has that "faggot can fight" thing going on

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

TOTAL WINGS VICTORY
BOOGIE DIDN'T THROW A SINGLE PUNCH

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DSP is so jealous right now.

 

[BikeLock]

If I was in that same room, I'd shoot Boogie once, then give the gun to Hitler so he could shoot Boogie too.

Sharing is caring!
Its fun to do things with friends!

 

[Cats]

I just watched this and had some pretty good laughs despite how fucking gross it was to see these two creatures without their shirts on.

How the fuck did Boogie look like he has never been hit in the face before LMAO did he do zero training or sparring for this? I have never seen someone so shocked at being tagged before, I mean I have seen random suckerpunch victims in Worldstar videos who look less shaken than him. He kept turning his whole fucking face and shoulders directly away from Wings.

 

[cock gobbler]

BTW anyone remember Boogie's "I will knock you the fuck out" meltdown that he had when someone insulted his father / mother? I need to add that to my circus freaks playlist on youtube so link it if you have it.

Found it on LivestreamFails. I couldn't find it on YouTube because any mention of the words "Boogie" and "knock you the fuck out" have been taken over by boxing content, so I uploaded it. Also archived.

While I was searching I also found this amazing post:

Boogie, Deep in the Trenches of Racism

Images courtesy of Tizmah from Reddit.

I also found this Boogie interview with True Geordie from a few days ago. Has this been posted already? I don't have the patience to sift through all 2 hours of this, but maybe one of you do

LMAO did he do zero training or sparring for this?

Correct. Leading up to the fight, Boogie talked a lot of shit and uploaded a handful of <1 minute long videos of himself pathetically slapping a punching bag. I think there was more footage of Boogie eating excessively than there was of him training; and he usually tries to hide his massive meals, or at least give excuses for them.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

LOLCOW KOMBAT!

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Movie Blob vs Quinton for the heart of Lindasy
Hyde vs Hasan the candy man comes
CWC vs DSP for the right of the top Lolcow
Man this game looks fun.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

So Boogie is live. I'm not linking it because fuck him.
But now he is saying he didn't train at all.
I thought you spent 10k on training, Boogie

Edit- He says he sent $500 to get his shorts tailored. That makes no sense. I've had a chiffon dress rush tailored for $80 in a big city recently. It doesn't cost $500 to rush job a pair of shorts.

Edit - Says he wants to do stand up next. Gives like 5 minutes of his routine. Pussy dried across entire nation.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

The milking continues.

 

[Mister Mint]

Boogie can't help but hold up other youtubers on rare occasions when they're being more cringe than his own normal, baseline cringe.

 

[Lugubrious]

Boogie's career back to nose diving. I do like that Wings met him for a brief moment and already knows Boogie is a predator. For a guy that thinks the age of consent should be 12, he basically should know what one looks like. I think Frank Hassle was the most correct when he said that if Boogie wasn't such a fat ass he would have already raped a kid.

Boogie can't help but hold up other youtubers on rare occasions when they're being more cringe than his own normal, baseline cringe.
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While Idubbbz' apology was stupid and cringe as fuck, at least his videos are still getting views. iDubbbz's shittiest content, making 3 videos a month have still outperformed all the videos Boogie has done in a year.