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All-female crew led by Jeff Bezos’s fiancee Lauren Sánchez lands in Texas after reaching the edge of outer space


Katy Perry and Blue Origin crew return safely to Earth after space flight


Six women – including the pop star Katy Perry and morning TV host Gayle King – safely completed a trip to the edge of outer space and back from a private Texas ranch on Monday morning on a rocket belonging to Jeff Bezos, the Amazon co-founder and commercial space flight entrepreneur.

The women, who also included Bezos’s fiancee, Lauren Sánchez, made the trip to the Kármán line – the internationally recognized boundary of space – to float about, weightlessly, in the rocket’s capsule for three minutes before returning to Earth.

“Yeah baby, go for launch,” a mission controller could be heard saying shortly before the single-engine New Shepard rocket blasted off on time, at 8.30am local time (9.30am ET and 13.30am GMT).

King’s longtime friend, the TV talkshow host Oprah Winfrey, was on hand in Texas for the launch. Winfrey remarked that, for King, “this is bigger than just going to space” and “more than just overcoming fear”.

“Life is about continuing into grow into the fullest expression of yourself,” Winfrey said.

The talkshow queen could later be seen rubbing her eyes as the rocket reached its maximum ascent velocity of 2,300mph – or Mach 3. A commentator remarked that the vehicle was rising into the atmosphere ahead of “a stream of steam”.

As the rocket reached its highest point, about 62 miles (100km) above the Earth, a passenger could be heard to exclaim: “Oh my goddess.” Another could be heard saying: “I love you, Jeff Bezos.”

On the way back down to Earth, more screaming could be heard. The capsule, detached from its booster, made a soft landing on the Texas plains, two miles from the launchpad.

“Congratulations, and welcome back to Earth,” the commentator said. “Everybody just as ecstatic to be back on Earth.”

Sánchez’s fiance later opened the hatch to welcome her back to Earth, followed by her crewmates. The billionaire greeted each with a hug and kiss.

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Katy Perry kissed the ground upon return to Earth. Photograph: BLUE ORIGIN/AFP/Getty Images

Perry, holding a daisy, kissed the ground with King. In a post-flight interview, Sánchez said: “The Earth was so quiet but also really alive. We are all in this together, and some connected. It makes me just want to hug everybody.”

“I had to come back,” Sánchez, who is set to marry Bezos this summer in Venice, added tearfully. “I wanted to come back. I’m getting married.”

The alternative, she said, “would be a bummer for me”.

On her return to earth, Perry said Monday’s flight had been “the highest high”.

“It’s about surrender to the unknown, it’s trust, and this whole journey is about more than going to space,” Perry remarked. It’s up there with meditation.

“This is up there.”

She added: “What you’re doing is really finding the love for yourself. I’m really feeling that divine feminine right now.”

Perry, 40, said last week she was listening to an audiobook of Cosmos by Carl Sagan and reading a book on string theory in preparation for the ride.

“I’ve always been interested in astrophysics and interested in astronomy and astrology and the stars,” she told the Associated Press. “We are all made of stardust, and we all come from the stars.”

The pop star also said that she planned to channel “that feminine divine that I was born with” to prepare for the new experience.

Before liftoff, King – who co-hosts CBS Mornings – said she was approaching the rocket trip with trepidation. “I still get very uncomfortable when people say ‘astronaut’,” she said. “I in no means feel like an astronaut. They said: ‘But, Gayle, if you go to space, you’re an astronaut.”

The pair, along with the former Nasa rocket scientist Aisha Bowe, civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen and film producer Kerianne Flynn, traveled as the guests of Sánchez.

The flight was the 11th human flight for the New Shepard program, which has flown 52 people, including repeat astronauts, to the Kármán line.

Some critics have questioned whether the all-female trip is a moment of feminist progress since it comes as promotion for Bezos’s space tourism business that, in turn, is the marketing arm of Blue Origin’s commercial launch program.

The US actor Olivia Munn called the trip “a bit gluttonous” during a guest hosting appearance on Today with Jenna & Friends on CBS rival NBC.

“I know this is not the cool thing to say, but there are so many other things that are so important in the world right now,” Munn said. “What are you guys going to do up in space?”

Edward Helmore
Mon 14 Apr 2025 16.28 CEST
 
Yo, listen up, I'm back with a goofy rap,
That door was open, no need for a trap!
Bezos and his latch guys, tryna unlock it,
But we sneakin' through, gigglin' in the night!
Swingin' wide open, that door's a joke



Why lady close it tell them to stop it?
 
The Wendy's joke was unoriginal and everyone probably thought it already. But that's because it's a classic.

How many times have you heard the same joke told by a late night talk show host? "Donald Trump just got back from talks with Russia... Can we send him back?" Etc.

It's a classic one liner. "Take my wife... Please." It's not an actual attack on women. Speaking of women, who was that lady I saw you with last night? "That was no lady... That was my wife!"

Thanks, you've been a great audience.
 
I hate how the news was hyping this up. Besides having no scientific value whatsoever, it was just an 11-minute selfie for a bunch of celebrity bimbos. They're not, never were, and never will be "stunning and brave" just because they spent a measly 11 minutes in a corporate space tour.
 
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When people bitch about space exploration being pointless, I'd usually argue they're either a faggot who doesn't understand the scientific value of it, or a leftist dipshit who thinks that the small bit of money directed to space stuff would surely fix world hunger or whatnot.

This though? This was just an ego trip. The "all female crew" effectively just rode an expensive 11 minute rollercoaster and got media puff pieces made about it. Calling them crew is a joke, they just floated around, more like cargo.

If your angle is "we want a girl power piece about astronauts", one of the two astronauts that got stuck up there for months was a woman. Why not tell her story? Were they worried that if recognizable names were attached, that people would ignore it?
 
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy declares You Will Never Be An Astronaut
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You will never be an astronaut. You have no training, you have no X-15 flights, you have no space diaper. You are a milfy pop star twisted by blue spandex into a crude mockery of NASA's perfection. All the communications you send to mission control are pointless and unnecessary. Behind your back, pilots mock you. Buzz Aldrin is disgusted and appalled by you, your agent laughs at your goofy costume behind your back. Pilots are utterly unimpressed with you. Thousands of hours of flight time have allowed pilots to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Your lack of an EVA suit is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to chat up a drunk pilot, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your latest album. You'll never be in control. You move your hands around the buttons and knobs but deep down inside, you know you are merely a living payload in a billionaire's space toy. Eventually it will be too much to bear: you'll open the hatch during descent and burn to a crisp in the upper atmosphere. The recovery team will find you, heartbroken but relieved you'll no longer be releasing music. They'll bury you with a headstone marked Katy Hudson, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a non-astronaut is buried there. Your body will decay and return to dust, and all that will remain is a set of bones that is unmistakably not an FAA-certified space traveller.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There's no going back.
 
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