💀 Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

[Over The Chode Racing]

In my experience the sexual torture of baby smurfs is not something one stumbles into by accident

some bullshit must have happened anywhere from this guy's birth to 2008

 

[Constellationzero]

" I just want to think that this was something wholesome and cute he attempted to make despite his clear madness and everybody else just saw it as that. "

Or, OR...(now stay with me here)...he could be just another fucking bonafide degenerate.

Just Saying.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Please no. I thought I was off this ride.

 

[Over The Chode Racing]

" I just want to think that this was something wholesome and cute he attempted to make despite his clear madness and everybody else just saw it as that. "

Or, OR...(now stay with me here)...he could be just another fucking bonafide degenerate.

Just Saying.

that's probably the most plausible case out of all the other fuckin options, but just for once i want to believe the least horrible out of the outcomes, you know? looking back at it right now you don't write and draw torture scenes that accurately on your first try so either he really is a degenerate since birth or he's seen/experienced some fucked up shit that made him into the raving madman he was at the time of writing this. i dont think i'm gonna even bother explaining my own take on this because i doubt anybody gives a rat's ass in may 2020 anymore and the few remaining ones are probably just going to dismiss it as "he's just fucked up", which i can't really disagree with honestly

 

[HumanoidBattleship]

I'm so glad the site stopped my scrolling by telling me to turn off my ad blocker.

 

[Over The Chode Racing]

gonna end this one off saying that seeing from all the Extremely Positive reactions I'm getting, this has just kind of been my objectively outlook on it and comparison to how other people think about it, I can't blame others for looking at me as if I'm defending SiH and I can't blame you for being grossed out by smurf torturing, but at the end of the day we're contemplating a guy writing a smurf fanfiction with scenes of some maniac torturing baby smurfs, don't get too worked out thinking about it!

 

[Vampirella]

I'm defending SiH

What if you are Smurf in Hand? finally come here to explain yourself?

 

[drain]

@Over The Chode Racing do you realize that nobody has to force some degenerate fuckup to draw and talk about baby smurfs getting beaten, abused, raped and tortured right? Things like this come naturally to the mentally defective, nobody has to do anything for the degenerates to start degenerating all over the internet.
Give me a break, dude.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Look all I'm saying is that if I were to happen upon some individual whilst walking a path in the woods, and he happened to be beating baby smurfs, I certainly would not join him, but I would not try and stop him either.

 

[Meowthkip]

I've read through all 11 pages of the bluebuddies forum page, and in my eyes it just looks like this guy attempted to write a wholesome story despite the fact that something must have clearly gone wrong in his life. The torture scenes were definitely something that could happen, and so are the torturer's emails sent to the main character. In real life there's bound to be some fucked up people trying to abuse for the sake of abusing, and perhaps Smurf In Hand is a talented writer after all and probably imagined that something like the torture scenes would be realistically plausible enough that he'd write them in the story, but even then, what's the point of shit like the dryer scene where the baby smurf gets launched around the fucking thing several times and almost burned alive? I just want to think that this was something wholesome and cute he attempted to make despite his clear madness and everybody else just saw it as that. I can't tell if we suddenly became critical geniuses and started realizing the flaws in his story far after he wrote it, or if maybe in the past everybody was more accepting and just saw a story for what it was. The fact that he vanished in 2009 suddenly and without a trace could be proof that he really was terminally insane and might have done some baby slaughtering or anything similar, sure, but who knows, maybe he got abused and beaten himself as a strapping young lad, which led him to force himself to write and draw the smurf torture scenes just for the reason that he's received permanent scarring by those. He's probably chucked himself off a fucking cliff anyway if he ceased to exist so suddenly and without a trace. All that we can do now is be disgusted or intrigued by this, and I'm really nobody to stop you, but I would like it if you stopped and contemplated about this.

Boy, do I envy your optimism.

 

[Stuffed Derma]

Look all I'm saying is that if I were to happen upon some individual whilst walking a path in the woods, and he happened to be beating baby smurfs, I certainly would not join him, but I would not try and stop him either.

Is the smurf beating path the Path Less Taken or did you take the main one?

some bullshit must have happened anywhere from this guy's birth to 2008

You could say basically this about any lolcow or weird internet fetish artist. Contemplating what bullshit, if any, happened to SiH is just baseless, uninteresting speculation unless you have information about his personal life that we don't.

 

[draculapenis]

@Over The Chode Racing do you realize that nobody has to force some degenerate fuckup to draw and talk about baby smurfs getting beaten, abused, raped and tortured right? Things like this come naturally to the mentally defective, nobody has to do anything for the degenerates to start degenerating all over the internet.
Give me a break, dude.

The descriptive creativity, the fact that he took the time to draw the little torture clip the police sent into 4+images, and that the torture drawings obviously had more effort put into them than the "normal" ones puts this guy pretty clearly in the 'the boy ain't right' category for me.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

some bullshit must have happened anywhere from this guy's birth to 2008

Maybe, but how and why it corelates with torturing baby Smurfs is beyond me. Because that's some shit you don't just claim is simply "Oh well something just happened one day".

 

[Over The Chode Racing]

I guess you're all pretty much right. I'm attempting to be optimistic and all, but I am seeing how pretty much any scene that could have any possible negative emotional/physical effects on the smurfs was exacerbated to the point of using several lines just to describe how bad it was. I still think he wanted to write something regular but, well, can't stop him from being fucked up.

 

[drain]

I guess you're all pretty much right. I'm attempting to be optimistic and all, but I am seeing how pretty much any scene that could have any possible negative emotional/physical effects on the smurfs was exacerbated to the point of using several lines just to describe how bad it was. I still think he wanted to write something regular but, well, can't stop him from being fucked up.

Dude, there's no way he was being ~uwu innocent kawaii uguu~ when writing that shit. Notice the repetition of very specific scenarios and words? How it sounds like a mantra, repeating over and over the same scenes while giving exhaustive descriptions?
Yeah, man. This is what something written just to satisfy a fetish sounds/looks like. No way it was accidental. He wanted the world to know how good it is to brutalize fictional babies. He's a pervert.

 

[Vampirella]

Dude, there's no way he was being ~uwu innocent kawaii uguu~ when writing that shit. Notice the repetition of very specific scenarios and words? How it sounds like a mantra, repeating over and over the same scenes while giving exhaustive descriptions?
Yeah, man. This is what something written just to satisfy a fetish sounds/looks like. No way it was accidental. He wanted the world to know how good it is to brutalize fictional babies. He's a pervert.

I showed the stories to someone who's job it is to keep a look out for perverts on line, he said that the repetition of the words he used was a red flag. It's very likely that he could hurt animals, or even kids. Let's hope it didn't come to that.

 

[Rabidcolombian]

I guess you're all pretty much right. I'm attempting to be optimistic and all, but I am seeing how pretty much any scene that could have any possible negative emotional/physical effects on the smurfs was exacerbated to the point of using several lines just to describe how bad it was. I still think he wanted to write something regular but, well, can't stop him from being fucked up.

Curious now...

Have you ever wrote something as fucked up as this? There is nothing that screams regular in even part 1 of his story. It was obvious from the very beginning where the story was headed. You don't start a story around the premise of tortured Smurf babies being newly adopted accompanied with pictures like this

and not assume it won't go to dark places. The phrase "What a squishy tail it was! I couldn't resist poking it" is a red flag right out of the gate.

 

[Karen]

Curious now...

Have you ever wrote something as fucked up as this? There is nothing that screams regular in even part 1 of his story. It was obvious from the very beginning where the story was headed. You don't start a story around the premise of tortured Smurf babies being newly adopted accompanied with pictures like this
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and not assume it won't go to dark places. The phrase "What a squishy tail it was! I couldn't resist poking it" is a red flag right out of the gate.

I still have to figure out which one of you fuckers was like "oh yeah i tracked him down on another forum and it seems like he moved on"

SOMEONE SAID THAT IN CHAT WHEN THIS THREAD WAS FIRST MADE AND ITS HAUNTED ME TO THIS DAYS THAT HES STILL OUT THERE

 

[Rabidcolombian]

I still have to figure out which one of you fuckers was like "oh yeah i tracked him down on another forum and it seems like he moved on"

SOMEONE SAID THAT IN CHAT WHEN THIS THREAD WAS FIRST MADE AND ITS HAUNTED ME TO THIS DAYS THAT HES STILL OUT THERE

2000 - 2012 internet footprints usually are dead ends.

The bumps on this thread are more likely going to forever be new people discovering this shit than someone finally finding this dudes dox.

Regarding the idea that the users on the board first language may not be English and that's why so many of them didn't understand the context - the pictures are pretty damn clear. You don't need to understand another language to know something is up.

I chalk it more up to either the users knowing full well what the story was all about or ignorance. There was a user on the thread that did mention they were young when they read it and didn't understand the implications which just breaks my heart.

Degenerates do this shit constantly. They put their fetish under a veil of "Cutesy kiddy family fun time!" and abuse the shit out of it. Try to normalize it.

This was on a episode of The Lion Guard. Go on and try to convince me that this isn't the creators disgusting fetish after you see the girl skunk get an orgasmic look on her face after smelling a fart.

 

[Ben Laden]

2000 - 2012 internet footprints usually are dead ends.

The bumps on this thread are more likely going to forever be new people discovering this shit than someone finally finding this dudes dox.

Regarding the idea that the users on the board first language may not be English and that's why so many of them didn't understand the context - the pictures are pretty damn clear. You don't need to understand another language to know something is up.

I chalk it more up to either the users knowing full well what the story was all about or ignorance. There was a user on the thread that did mention they were young when they read it and didn't understand the implications which just breaks my heart.

Degenerates do this shit constantly. They put their fetish under a veil of "Cutesy kiddy family fun time!" and abuse the shit out of it. Try to normalize it.

This was on a episode of The Lion Guard. Go on and try to convince me that this isn't the creators disgusting fetish after you see the girl skunk get an orgasmic look on her face after smelling a fart.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kEY9U_PJuHw

It perpetuates itself in a cycle. Kids see inflation, feet, farting and what-have-you in cartoons and that shit makes an impression on them, causing them to have that same fetish later in life and look back on clips like this or the blueberrification in Willy Wonka and see it as some kind of 'sexual awakening.'
They then grow up and write about this stuff, inject it into their projects, and it starts all over again.