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Sort of like it being fortunate that actual kids do not care very much about MLP...
💀 Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography
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- 16 de Jun, 2014
I got up to page 7 and I can't read this anymore. The whole thing about the runt in the dryer was utter BS, I know these people have a very loose grip on reality as it is and I don't expect them to know this, but if an animal were to crawl into the dryer they would die (A relative of mine had this happen to her, looked away from the dryer for a second and her cat jumped in, she was devastated). Nothing about that part made sense because the heat was supposedly on the highest setting, the thing was thrown all over the damn dryer, the lack of air, and the fact that the Smurf babies apparently can't tolerate any sort of pain, which, to me, sounds like a horrible combination, regardless of the Smurf's being from a cartoon (what with wonky cartoon physics), especially since he seems to pack as much detail as he can (I don't know how to phrase this next part, so please excuse me if I mess up) I think he's inserted the Smurfs into his own reality, and took away most of the things that made them cartoons in the first place.
And why would the Nursery let this guy continue to work with the babies, freak accidents happen but hell these things are so tiny he should be double checking stuff like this to make sure this kind of thing doesn't happen.
I'm done with this.
And why would the Nursery let this guy continue to work with the babies, freak accidents happen but hell these things are so tiny he should be double checking stuff like this to make sure this kind of thing doesn't happen.
I'm done with this.
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- 6 de Feb, 2013
Actual kids shouldn't be on the internet. I wasn't until I was at least 10 years old, and I like to think this was a good thing.
Now videogames, on the other hand...
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- 9 de Sep, 2013
I think the creepiest part of this is how he photoshoped his own hands into the pictures.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
You know your fic is sick when killing off the Smurf in the dryer would have been the merciful narrative choice.
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- 23 de Jul, 2014
Skimmed through all the pages. No gif in the world can convey the amount of nope I'm feeling right now.
I need a break from this. I think I'm gonna just have some fun with the Smurf Name Generator.
http://bluebuddies.com/smurf_fun/what_is_your_smurf_name/what_is_your_smurf_name.htm
My Smurf name is Sir Smurfy Smurf. ...yay?
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I need a break from this. I think I'm gonna just have some fun with the Smurf Name Generator.
http://bluebuddies.com/smurf_fun/what_is_your_smurf_name/what_is_your_smurf_name.htm
My Smurf name is Sir Smurfy Smurf. ...yay?
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Enjoy Yer Food
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- 8 de Sep, 2013
At 11:48, this lyrical offering:
Our anus, is a useful thing indeed
The anus, gives relief in time of need
We ALL have an anus and no matter what you've heard
Remember that anus! is the proper word.
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- 14 de Ago, 2014
I think I can answer why the smurf doesn't die.
I know a lot of people who have a fetish for seeing unrealistic amounts of pain inflicted onto something. The only way I know I can compare it to are the people who have fetishes for unreasonably sized breasts, asses, etc. Its the fact that the more exaggerated something is (ie pain) the more they can really get off to it. Of course the author doesn't want to see the smurf die, because he's the type of person that gets off to something getting beaten again and again, even after they've been beaten (ex look at how the strawberry pom pom stuff continues for a second part). The longer it goes, the more they feel in control and feel pleasure. Yeah, it sounds really sickening, but it isn't uncommon (among deviant sadists at least).
People that are like this are the ones that scare me the most, because they're the type that doesn't know what "Stop" or "No more" mean, so they're either repressing those violent urges or they're violent members of society.
Or they're this guy and he writes it out for the world to see.
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- 15 de Jul, 2013
That private parts song is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard, and the fact that it was intended to be taken seriously is even more hilarious.
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- 14 de Ago, 2014
You know I just realized how much this story actually sucks. There were too many pieces of the plot left unfilled. Why did we never find out who the smurfnapper was? Why was that teenager even mentioned when the author was trying to adopt the Runt, it seemed like he was trying to foreshadow something but it never lead up to anything. The last paragraph was clearly rushed, as it seems to just come out of nowhere that "Everyones hearts healed" and then just "The End."
Like, if you're going to write a torture fic, at least have something closest to you have something bad happen to it that's irreversible, like with Blueberry or the newborn. Otherwise there is no payoff for a torture fetishist. They enjoy aknowleging not only the mental scars, but also the physical ones, and they all wouldn't just heal like that if that was the case (Example the author loves to point out how Pom Poms tail will never be sensitive again). He only seems to like to torture Blueberry mentally though...
Perhaps the author knew the Feds were onto him so he cut it short...
I feel like writing a sequel now and lampshading the piss out of it. Creepy gifs, hand edits and all.
Like, if you're going to write a torture fic, at least have something closest to you have something bad happen to it that's irreversible, like with Blueberry or the newborn. Otherwise there is no payoff for a torture fetishist. They enjoy aknowleging not only the mental scars, but also the physical ones, and they all wouldn't just heal like that if that was the case (Example the author loves to point out how Pom Poms tail will never be sensitive again). He only seems to like to torture Blueberry mentally though...
Perhaps the author knew the Feds were onto him so he cut it short...
I feel like writing a sequel now and lampshading the piss out of it. Creepy gifs, hand edits and all.
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- 23 de Feb, 2013
Honestly, the idea of doing an innocuous little song to teach kids about privates isn't a terrible idea. It's much better than the attitude of schools and a lot of parents, where they are as vague as humanly possible in telling kids about sex organs.
Wait, weren't we talking about Smurfs or some shit? I'm sorry.
I think all kids should know the proper name for their parts as well as the parts of others. The matter should be treated as simply as any other explanation of a concept kids can't grasp without an adult's help, like taxes or long division. So yeah I guess the song could be seen as cringey or weird but it's good at doing what it sets out to do-- telling you what's going on in between your legs and letting you know they're your own private things and nobody else's-- without weirding kids out (since so often the attitude of children in the public education system is 'EEWW!!' and they think it's something 'bad' or 'naughty' when it's something that's neither good nor bad and simply is, like mud puddles or tube socks or chimpanzees).
Wait, weren't we talking about Smurfs or some shit? I'm sorry.
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- 29 de Sep, 2014
I got half way through the second story and had to take a break. There's a writer who posted in this discussion board who took up for this crap, but I have to say, this is explicitly sexual. The naked smurfs cuddled in his creepy hand, the tail rubbing, and then the BDSM garbage at the end of the first, all of it is pretty explicit. The second story prefaces that little Snickers is going to die, for Odin's sake. I'm not freaked out by it though, that's the interesting part. I think it's hilarious! This is almost as great as Chris-chan's marker-rendered Sonichu on Rosechu porn.
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- 14 de Ago, 2014
I have no idea where this story you're talking about involving Snickers is but I'd like the link to read it. It's always interesting to compare how subtle/explicit people are with their stories.
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- 22 de Ago, 2014
I want to see how terrifying it is, but I'm afraid that if I do that, I'll end up on some kind of government watch list.
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- 29 de Sep, 2014
http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/1960/7.html
That's it. It's called "Tiny Miracle." You have to scroll to find it, and when you do, you'll see what the true purpose of these stories is.
That's it. It's called "Tiny Miracle." You have to scroll to find it, and when you do, you'll see what the true purpose of these stories is.
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I managed to read through the whole thing and I won't lie, it was kinda hard to take it seriously mainly because I kept reading the word "smurf" in my cousin's voice. At least his voice when he was still 6 years old and said "smurf" like "smofe."
But seriously now, like I said I read through the whole thing, as uncomfortable as the experience was. I feel like a lot of literary works can offer a glimpse into the authors' psyche, and this is no exception. What exactly I saw in that glimpse is another story, one that makes me wonder what happened to him in his past that eventually led up to him writing that.
ETA: Oh, and I also absolutely loved how that image of the smurf village being bombed (which was from an actual commercial IIRC) was considered "distrubing," but nobody bats an eye at the drawing of one of the baby smurfs getting their tail crushed by pliers or pretty much any drawing that featured Snickers.
But seriously now, like I said I read through the whole thing, as uncomfortable as the experience was. I feel like a lot of literary works can offer a glimpse into the authors' psyche, and this is no exception. What exactly I saw in that glimpse is another story, one that makes me wonder what happened to him in his past that eventually led up to him writing that.
ETA: Oh, and I also absolutely loved how that image of the smurf village being bombed (which was from an actual commercial IIRC) was considered "distrubing," but nobody bats an eye at the drawing of one of the baby smurfs getting their tail crushed by pliers or pretty much any drawing that featured Snickers.
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In a sort of reflexive self-defense mechanism, my mind really tried to give the smurf board every benefit of the doubt. Given the ongoing popularity of the Smurfs in continental Europe versus elsewhere, it's not surprising that many of them seem to have English as a second language. I know I've plowed through some untranslated literature where I was so focused on simple comprehension that the sheer fucked-upedness of what I had just read didn't register until later.
But then you look at the art and, nope - author Smurf in Hand is not a troll among innocents, but a deviant in a nest of deviants and horrible morons.
I'm reminded of a New Yorker short fiction piece from some years back. The title escapes me, but in it, a sad sack guy complains about a woman for pages and pages, and it's so whiny and obnoxious, and you're like, fucking do something about it. Fucking stand up to her. Just fucking kill her already and get over it. And as you arrive at the realization that he actually did kill her, you feel stupid and kind of dirty for being snowed by an unreliable narrator, but also deeply impressed that the author made you feel something so viscerally?
That's where I am with this - practically in awe. It's almost too perfectly literary to be real life, but there it is.