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How dare you smurf my smurf job. I'm going to tell Papa Smurf so I can smurf you up.
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- 31 de Mayo, 2020
I stand by my theory that the story's narrator was the culprit all along.
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- 9 de Oct, 2018
The horror makes you feel young again, doesn't it? Like a teen boy left alone with his first goatse.
That eas my thought, too.
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- 18 de Abr, 2021
Ya know this story is always kind of floating around in the back of my mind like a curse?
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- 31 de Mayo, 2020
This damned story is the first thing that comes to mind when I see the Smurfs. I can't even explain to people why I dislike the Smurfs.
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- 11 de Oct, 2014
It's unforgettable once you've seen and read it. It's one of those things SO fucked up all around that it makes you wonder about humanity.
Not just the writing itself, but that so many people who claim to love the Smurfs saw nothing wrong with the barely disguised sadism towards helpless cute and sentient newborns and in fact praised the writings! Like, are these people that blind, or are they secretly that fucking deviant and they know it, so are praising what it really is while pretending to praise what the stories were pretending to be? You just don't know.
I also look forward to the reactions of the people new to this particular horrorshow who seeing the unusual thread name bumped to the top of the threadlist decide to check it out, to their eventual sorrow. It's like a less direct and fast first goatse-ing. The horror and disgust build slow instead of an all at once WTF, but it's equally burned into your mind forever once you see it.
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- 31 de Ago, 2016
This thread deserves to be sponsored. It's a Kiwifarms classic, a rite of passage.
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- 18 de Abr, 2021
If it was written to be a horror story, we'd probably feel different. It'd be cringe because it's a horror story about smurfs, but that'd be it. But it's not. It's one man's poorly disguised sadism treated cutely.
The thing is, without the obvious issues I think it's like. An okay take on a human and smurf world. I don't even like smurfs, but the world building, even if it's barebones, had a weird autistic form of potential.
But it's smurficide. We got smurficide.
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- 28 de Jun, 2023
More likely this. It reminds me of those people that follow family pages for hydrocephaly babies like the Hartley hooligans or The Empathic Nutritionist for the tragedy porn and then leave seemingly harmless comments about how "cute" the kids are to encourage the moms to keep up their delusional posting.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
They're very similar to the monkey torture sadists. At least they're not
torturing actual living beings, although I wouldn't be surprised if people start with this shit and graduate into that.
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- 15 de Mar, 2024
I remember reading through this on a stormy winter night after seeing it mentioned on Reddit. The fact others may be (partially) spares the horror is a blessing.
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- 10 de Mayo, 2019
Smurf in hand has done something for me that no creepypasta ever could, actually be unsettling.
This thread is why your avatar is spooky.They're very similar to the monkey torture sadists. At least they're not
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- 11 de Jul, 2024
Me too. My cat also likes to jump into the dryer when I'm doing laundry, and I get reminded of this every time and tell her to get out or she's going to end up like the baby smurf.
This story's lived rent free in my head for over 10 years and I've never read something that makes my skin crawl as much even in the age of countless internet horror series, except for maybe Kit & Kay Boodle. Reading this as a young teenager probably left me a bit fucked up in the head in some way.
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- 11 de Oct, 2014
Just be eternally grateful you didn't run into "2 babies 1 fox" as a young teen. Makes "Kit 'n Kay Boodle" look like a church picnic pamphlet.
I honestly have to wonder if that horrific "comic" ever turned an impressionable kid into a pedophile scat-loving diaperfur.
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- 6 de Oct, 2016
2 Babies 1 Fox is gross but for whatever reason it just doesn't have that unsettling quality that a good traumatizing fetish comic does.
I found it on google images randomly years before it became a meme and just lol'd at the depravity of it all.
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- 20 de Ene, 2022
after reading all of this, i honestly have to say that this is one of the best examples at trolling ive ever seen in my life...the slow build up, everyone going along with it, even though it was more graphic with every page...its such a classic example of early 2000s shitposting, and i love it.
i pulled some pretty good ones back in the day, but this is awe inspiring
i pulled some pretty good ones back in the day, but this is awe inspiring
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
A fair amount of fluffies (don't look it up if you don't know) shit is edgelord trolling, but what is particularly disturbing about this guy is it does not appear to be trolling. He legitimately jerks off to this shit.after reading all of this, i honestly have to say that this is one of the best examples at trolling ive ever seen in my life...the slow build up, everyone going along with it, even though it was more graphic with every page...its such a classic example of early 2000s shitposting, and i love it.
i pulled some pretty good ones back in the day, but this is awe inspiring
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- 20 de Ene, 2022
fluffies was the 1st thing that came to mind, and i was suprised that this wasnt a new concept, for sure. (for the record, i hate fluffies so much)
and thats gross, i thought maybe it was some sort of slow burn sort of thing. i went nosing around, and a lot of people on that forum seem to be pretty religious/nice, so im surprised that they had such a pervert in their midst
