Blue Archive - The south Korean Gacha game that almost died, is now being released on Steam this summer.

[Faceless Anime Woman]

They will release literally anything but a summer pandemonium society event. Fuck my gehenner life.

As if they want to pour salt on the gehenners wound, the same stream also introduced a merch (a deck of poker card) with 26 students getting swimsuits specifically for those cards

Who got them? Among them are:
- Millennium students (Asuna, Aris, Chihiro, Eimi, Yuuka)
- Hyakkiyako students (Wakamo, Izuna, Mimori, Umika, Kikyou)
- Valkyrie SRT students (Fox Squad's Niko, Otogi, Kurumi and Rabbit squad's Miyako and Saki)
- Trinity students (Mika, Mari, Kazusa, Mine, Koharu)
- Wild Hunt students (Miyo, Fuyu, Ritsu Eri, Rena, Kanoe)

They could've brought the Gehenna into this and somehow they dont.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Finished reading Trip Trap Train. It was a fun read and i liked the bonding between Ichika and Sensei. Ichika cool beauty persona quickly falls apart and you get to see her for who she really is, a violent hot head that likes living on the edge.

Kasumi was funny too. Crazy, but not a stupid person who loves hot springs (for some reason) and blowing shit up.

 

[Decapitated Nigger Baby]

Kill pedoids
Behead pedoids
Massacre pedoids
Obliterate pedoids
Destroy pedoids
Total Pedoid Death
[THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SUPERSAGED BY THE DECAPITATED NIGGER FETUS. YOU HAVE BEEN BTFO FOREVER, RECOVERY IS UNLIKELY.]

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Kinda annoying the first half of the event is over so fast that you barely have time for any of the shop items. And then the second half is so long that it might end before the boss health reaches zero.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Kinda annoying the first half of the event is over so fast that you barely have time for any of the shop items. And then the second half is so long that it might end before the boss health reaches zero.

Another thing is that in the first event we had a variety of bosses to fight. I was tired of fighting Malkuth by day 3.

 

[piombo]

Kinda annoying the first half of the event is over so fast that you barely have time for any of the shop items. And then the second half is so long that it might end before the boss health reaches zero.

oh well, this was enough to empty both stores even with C spamming, john nexon will most likely play pretend and say that everyone reached the target damage or something

speaking of john nexon, a few other things that weren't mentioned beforehand

Spoiler: the 2nd swimsuit set faceless talked about before + chibi yukata/swimsuits

【New Information ⑬-Part 2】
Next up, here's the guide to mail-order exclusive goods!
Separate from the venue-exclusive goods, here's the lineup of "Mail-Order Exclusive Goods" that will be available for order on the Yostar OFFICIAL SHOP ONLINE!!

Spoiler: 1/7 chiaki for the starving pandaemonium enjoyers

Reservations start from July 3rd (Fri)!

Blue Archive
Chiaki Memorial Lobby Ver. 1/7 Scale Figure

Spoiler: newest BA songs on YT

(she's trying her best)

e: because i know it will be brought up, this weeny shit again

Spoiler: 🙄

 

[harmacist]

you faggots actually play this pedophile garbage?

lol

 

[Freelance Police]

this weeny shit again

It's like poetry.

 

[Sooty Soot]

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It's like poetry.

Sam & Max is transcoded.

 

[_______________________-]

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It's like poetry.

ohnonononononono sam and max bros not like dis...

 

[Freelance Police]

ohnonononononono sam and max bros not like dis...
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Holy shit... I was so stuck on Kerdly that I forgot the true greatest ship of all time... Berdsei
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I look forward to raping Noele again in the next chapter.

What if Toby added a character with a BBC?

Berdsei defeats all your favorite ships, most chemistry of them all.

Did mettaton get the booby chop? Do ghosts have boobs? Do transmasc ghosts feel the need to have them lopped off? If a transmasc ghost possesses a robot do the boobs (if not already chopped off and if they do in fact exist on a ghost) transfer over or not? Many questions.

I'm going to have sex with Queen. Clank clank clank.

I wonder who the sexiest character in chapter 5 will be?

More rule 34

They rhyme.

 

[_______________________-]

They rhyme.

I~I'm so sorry I never thought of this. Please, if there's any way I can make it up to you let me know I'm willing to do... anything to make it up to you ^^

 

[Faceless Anime Woman]

As bad as V1C3 is in terms of pacing and potential sabotage, I still love this specific image.

If only because its Ayane getting angry and uses her power to magically operate 3 helicopters at once.

 

[Gorilla Milk]

this was enough to empty both stores even with C spamming, john nexon will most likely play pretend and say that everyone reached the target damage or something

I was able to get the leveling stuff but not clear the various artifacts or gifts from the first store

Really, it's frustrating that they had an entire week be nothing but, well, nothing.

 

[The Stranger]

Ban every regular poster in this thread

 

[Overpriced Gaming Chair]

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As bad as V1C3 is in terms of pacing and potential sabotage, I still love this specific image.

If only because its Ayane getting angry and uses her power to magically operate 3 helicopters at once.

V1C3 is the 'Star Wars Prequels' of Blue Archive. The more I think of this, the more sense it makes.

>lots of unironically cool aura-farming moments (as mentioned)
>while not literally a prequel, there are lot of flashbacks that serve a very similar function
>genuinely interesting concepts and ideas get marred by less-than-ideal execution
>negative fanbase reaction, much of it justified but also lots of simply misunderstanding it

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

MALKUTH IS DOWN! I REPEAT, MALKUTH IS DOWN.



QUALITY NEXON

 

[piombo]

MALKUTH IS DOWN! I REPEAT, MALKUTH IS DOWN.

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QUALITY NEXON

mysteriously the 6-ish billion hp she's had in EU is completely gone like that

Spoiler: and now she'll totally get serious

she'll lose her hat...
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e: redid the message, but read only now that there's the database reboot

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Im a tourist and i havent played the game. I know of it because so many pedophiles surround it and its often a topic in the lolicon defense force thread.

Sorta same here. Only BA characters I sort of know of are Asuna and Karin, both of which are not "loli" characters. Did not know there's a number of others who are that way.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

Im going to lovingly rape all this threads regulars.